*sniffles*
Just like
*sobs*
give up your rights man
*breaks down*
*sniffles*
Nolan Harris
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Caleb Miller
The weirdest part of all this is not what people like Kimmel and Colbert and Stewart are saying - it's watching them now and questioning what I ever saw in them in the first place
Zachary Wood
[thundering applause]
Thomas Lee
Reading what other people wrote for you off of a teleprompter is comedy now
Chase Watson
I own guns so I'm partially to blame? Oh ok then. Does that mean because Hollywood puts out violent music and movies that they are partially to blame? And the video game industry? Are they to blame as well? Don't forget Nashville and all that violent red neck music. I guess we'll have to find something else to do for entertainment then.
Owen Anderson
No talk show host will hold a candle to what Craig Ferguson was. Feels bad man.
Owen Ward
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Leo Perry
Needs a picture of Jimmy Kimmel shopped in
Dominic Gray
Fun thing, the video of Jimmy Kimmmel breaking down and asking for the people to give up their rights. Was #1 on a Dutch website, which has been praised for not getting fooled by actions like this.
I feel cheated on.
Cooper Martinez
(pretends to cry) "Like...this is America now I guess. Theres innocent kids getting slaughtered by psycho cops on the streets, people being oppressed and marginalised. But we will unite, we've gotta fight, we've gotta resist, theres "certain people" pushing hate and division right now and we need to do all we can to fight it just like we did in World War 2, because we're the good goy...I mean guys"
Audience - "WOOOOOOOO"
Islamic terrorist attack edition:
(pretends to cry) "We must not give in to hate like they want us to, we are strong, we are more united than ever, we will move on"