German """art"""

german """art"""

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TRULY THE MASTER RACE

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The king is fucking naked, isn't he?
Tell me he is.

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"""swedish""" OP

Weimar-tier shit right here

How can you critique a work of art if you don't even make an effort to understand it? Have you even read any philosophy of art?

so deep

Does this guy have the best seat in the house Sup Forums?

W-what am I looking at here. And why do they have lit candles up their rectums.

video?

shut up you nazi cracker, this is art.

are they up their bungholes or their vagoos?

>haha let me ridicule this work of art because it looks weird and thus must be pretentious
People on this board are so ignorant and are proud of being ignorant. At least make an effort to understand the opposing perspective. That's what I'm trying to do.

art should evoke emotion, and this makes me feel disgust. your right, its art

Kill all Ge*mans

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this piece sold for 2 millions

Come on user, everyone's doing it.

You are all just too stupid to understand our superior art

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>How can you critique a work of art if you don't even make an effort to understand it? Have you even read any philosophy of art?

>german

>this piece sold for 2 millions

It's a high stakes appraisal and insurance scam where the kikes create worth out of thin air by having everyone nod their heads at the right moment.

I was wondering where those candles went.

What's to understand? Idiots with candle sticks up their ass.

Is that why german culture was always used to be tied to work, work, work, work? Because they don't know what to do if they don't work so they go cray cray?

Can someone please explain the art to me?

Can't we all agree that the nihilists have made their point already and go back to striving for subjectively meaningful human greatness?

It looks like some strokes of black paint with cum stains on it.

It's pretty easy to understand. It's a bunch of bullshit they'll think up later.
The candles shoved in their holes represents them getting fucked by time.

I'll take Picasso's odd looking stuff over this any day.

don't think there's any, but apparently this is by the same group

youtube.com/watch?v=TfYbO7YQ8BE

no i see it, the anus symbolizes the world is shit, but we are the candles of light in an asshole, wow, my life is changed, how profound

>has no aesthetic qualities
>exhibits no expression of emotion
>is not intellectually challenging
>is not formally complex or coherent
>does not convey complex meanings
>does not exhibit an individual point of view
>does not exercise creative imagination
>is not the product of a high degree of skill
>does not belong to an estbalished artistic form
>is not the product of an intention to produce art
this is literally a bunch of people with candles in their assholes
this is not art, and anyone who says this is art is literally an enemy of art

you stick a couple of paint filled water balloons up yer bunga, and shit it out onto a canvas.

There is nothing to explain. Its a bunch of talentless hacks relying on shock value to get attention while pretending there is some deeper meaning to this garbage.

art worth hanging

hahaha found the faggot.

their art is shit.no need to understand when there is nothing to understad but degeneracy.

It is zero effort trash.

If we don't have work or are killing people we go totally nuts.

No work and no war make GermANON crazynuts.

No work and no war make GermANON crazynuts.

>Ok, that just made me go hmmmmmmmmmm, what's the message here?

this

No work and no war make GermANON crazy

>Art 500 years ago
>Slaving endlessly under a revered master for years, thankful just to wash his brushes on the off chance he'll let you do a few strokes on one of his works
>Art today
>A bottle of lube and a few cheap LED lights from the dollar store

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Are they gonna at least roast marshmallows over the candles?

Here's a (you)

Should be some German bayonets shoved in those human filth

Who wants to bet this garbage is paid for by taxes too?

All i need is the contents of my cats litter box spread out on a canvas and a university art grant .

Well we all know what happened after Weimar don't we?

They are shoving candles up their ass to get other people to look

>yfw you will soon live in times where Goatse is labeled as modern art

Out of all of the things that are happening, the degenerate art and tranny shit makes me think that we're in another veimar republic and that a far right uprising is happening within 5-10 years.

I love HGich.T.

He is /ourguy/ because he's shitting on modern """art""".

he's so perfect at mocking contemporary art it is amazing!

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Ja, mein Freund.

I'm glad all I do is drugs.

>(((german)))
i can see the nose of the artist through here

1: Make the gentile societies as depressing as possible.

2: Make sure only degenerates succeed in life in gentile societies.

3: Make sure "soft" pedophilia is accepted so that the children are corrupted early on.

4: Promote atheism to encourage more suicidal behavior.

5: Encourage miscegenation to destroy the nuclear family.

6: Make sure everything is illegal and the taxes are as high as possible to make white flight inevitable.

7: Architecture must be as depressing as possible to maximize suicidal factors.

8: Impoverish the youth to destroy their spirit.

9: Criminalize the criticism of any of the policies provided above, as a way of abstracting the moral warfare.

I'll give you two million shekels for it when you're done goy, er, guy!

Given the amount of work that it would have taken him to get his arsehole to be able to do that, and the level of emotional response it garnered out of people I would unironically say that Goatse is actually more artistic.

deep

>Listen guys, what if we get girls naked put a mask on them and make them do magazine style poses to represent the marginalize underrepresented oppressed women of the world.
really made me think.

kek what a fucking faggot. Go shove a candle up your arse and tell everyone you think it's beautiful you dopey cunt

(((Weimar Republic)))

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*piss

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>it looks weird and thus must be pretentious

It's just candles sticking out of people's assholes. It's not 'weird' it's degenerate and stupid.

It's not your (((art))) weimar kids

I could say that pic related is art right now.

Ho can we break the circle?

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Nice reddit post you fuckign reddit faggot.

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it looks like she is fucking throwing up...

Unironically requires NAZI purge

My cat cat product many such works of 'art', i'll throw in the mouse she killed and left on the porch for free.

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And rightly so, Pierre. Can you imagine the smell from all those stretched out faggot arseholes in a small room like that?

I have enough confidence in my own mind that I don't need to read 1,000 pages to feel capable of critiquing art, thanks

How ignorant. So I guess you also find Duchamp to be "silly"? I don't know that work of art so I can't criticize it - I don't know if it's good or bad art, but I will refrain from doing so before I learn more about it.

Again. Proud of being ignorant. This is just sad.

the brunette is like

At least the candles are keeping the fart smell down?

>tfw art regressed to caveman tier in only one century

Do you call this modern art?

Hold my beer.

I have a terminal degree in STEM, you can call me many things, but stupid and ignorant are not among them.

The muslism can't take over that shithole soon enough.

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Pretty sure the cavemen would have beat your ass for being a faggot if you shoved sticks up your butt

It's mind-boggling how 70+ years of propagandizing and brainwashing has been so incredibly effective. I truly believe that there's no coming back from this.

Maybe passing gas and turning yourself to ash is actually a statement on the history of the German people. The burning of the candle beforehand symbolises the passing of time and acts as a warning that the Fourth Reich is closer than you think, so you'd better welcome more refugees.

For starters we need to remove leftists immediately

>what appears to be a urinal turned upside down
>good
Lol
This is why modern art is considered either a money laundering operation or just too far up its own ass to be meaningful.

Looks more like German fart

Everything after impressionism was a mistake

Meh, someone did this type of thing in Canada like 7 years ago for an art piece

>webm related

thats deep