Be me

BUAHAHAHAHAHA! This! Then donate the moneys to NRA.

She wants to fuck probably but more importantly she wants you to validate her political beliefs by being her friend.

You do us a big service, by turning the mudsharks into the single moms they've always wanted to be.

Fug her 4 times asap and when she starts wanting your validation and moar dick you come out as a NatSoc.

RECORD HER REACTION AND POAST FOR THE LULZ.

KEK, make roman salutes and groan "HITLER DINDU NOFIN WRONG" while you smack dat ass and bang them in doggy position.

take it from an old man
>one of the saddest things of life and men are the words it might have been
give that chick what she wants
>mfw if ya wanna wild ride, get it in and then tell her you're a gun toting, republican NRA member

Go for it and muh dick her...

You know you want to. She wants it too.