Would you give up your guns if Jesus himself told you to?

Would you give up your guns if Jesus himself told you to?

post a pic of jesus and not a sikh please.

I would do what white jesus said but not a bald knife wielding mad sikh.

No. Good thing he told us to sell our cloaks to buy swords though.

>(((Jesus)))
No thanks.

OP is a faggot

Jesus had green eyes

His disciples carried weapons and sliced off a Roman soldiers ear lol.

Fuck no
.......from my cold dead hands!!!!

I'd probably pull an ol' switcheroo if that was the case.

"Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."~ Luke 22:36

I'd shoot him first.

Gotta make sure that's actually someone divine, after all.

I would shoot him and send him to the cartel

So a jew tells me to give my guns
That already happens

when?

SHALL NOT

>jew asking for your guns
pretty sure this is happeneing as we speak

Fuck no! Fuck that Jew pussy faggot!

2000 years ago

Luke 22:36
Read the New Testament sometime

Probably around AD 30.

jk senpai here u go

Luke 22:36
King James Version (KJV)

36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

for you:
This guy posted the quote

>Lust - Wants to fuck lots of girls for sexual pleasure
>Gluttony - I assume most Sup Forumssters are from USA, where a lot of people are obese.
>Pride - Whether it's American, white, Anglo, male or some other pride, it's everywhere here.
>Sloth - Improving the white race one step of the time, behind his screen with his mouth full of chips
>Wrath - I don't need to explain this one
>Greed - "Fucking welfare leeches, should all fuck off. Don't bother me again in my mcmansion, filthy scum!"
>Envy - Hates Chad's and the women who would rather date him than them

Who has read the Bible and actually believe Sup Forums is a Christian board? You're all going to hell.

i'm going to need you faggots to download this meme and post in every single one of these threads until you idiots stop bumping gun control threads.

If Jesus is around to tell me to give up my guns, it's because he's returned.
So the question is irrelevant.

The Synoptics are a load of shit. Read some Golden Age history and philosophy sometime.

THE ETERNAL LEAF
HE SHITPOSTS
HE COMPLAINS
HE DESTROYS
REPORT ANY LEAFS TO YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITIES

Lets consult Armaments Chapter 17:76
> And the Lord spoke with thunderous volume "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED"

...

This. When Jesus returns we wont need weapons anymore.

Isaiah 2:4
>And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.

yes

No.

the gods forgot the secret of steel, and left it on the battlefield. We, who found it, are just men: not gods, not giants, just men. And the secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan, you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... This you can trust

*herself

I would shoot the sandnigger telling me to give up all my posessions and worship hin.

Sell your cloak to buy a sword - Jesus.
Stop lying around, your words are as deep as a boll soup,and you tongue is as sharp as a soup spoon

I would shoot that nigga and then tell his followers that he sacrificed himself so there would be no gun laws and Christians are so gullible that they'd believe it.

Jesus wasn't that brown.

naw my landscaper knows better than to tell me anything.

Isa looked like this.

Does that mean no more Call of Duty?

fuck jesus. i'd give up my guns if ghandi wanted me to but ghandi was very pro-gun.

"And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."~ Revelation 19: 11-15

Focus on the federal reserve, Jesus is just an old legend

1 Cor 13:11
>When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Yeah probably

>pirate fag
Kill yourself

No, I'm not listening to some sand nigger that got capital punishment from the Romans.

No; I would unironically shoot this clearly false "Jesus," for the true Christ told us all to sell our *garments* to buy *weapons* if we are otherwise too poor to arm ourselves.

Jesus literally said that it's okay to have weapons.
He said to them, “From this hour, whoever has a money bag should take it and thus also a wallet, and whoever lacks a sword, let him sell his tunic and buy a sword for himself.

Yes. Jesus would fight my battles for me.

>Says he put away childish things
>Preaches world Peace

>Listening to a Kike

That was to fulfill prophesy.
>Therefore will I divide him a portion with the great, and he shall divide the spoil with the strong; because he hath poured out his soul unto death: and he was numbered with the transgressors; and he bare the sin of many, and made intercession for the transgressors.
It was illegal for non Roman citizens to carry a sword. Jesus never broke a law, but his disciples were armed and therefore breaking Roman law.

Paul was a Roman citizen which is why he carried a Roman sword, and it helped get him out if trouble.

Yes, but he won't.

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