This is Aoba. She has no boyfriend

[Benjamin Harris]

This is Aoba. She has no boyfriend.

[Andrew Cruz]

I can see why

[Ian Stewart]

Of course not. I'm her husband, not her boyfriend.

[Adam Thomas]

That can be fixed with my dick.

[Luke Barnes]

Thankfully she has a girlfriend

[Julian Harris]

Are you implying she's not a good girl?

[Parker Morris]

Why would a middle schooler have a boyfriend?

[Lucas Richardson]

it's illegal to marry a kid

[Jack Lewis]

Lesbianism is sinful.

[Jacob Clark]

can't*