Be american

>be american
>go to concert of guy singing about 9/11
>get shot
>go to hospital
>can't pay bill
>get sent to debtors' prison

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A fucking brit.
> be limey have bad teeth
> be cockney have no ability to form a cogent thought
> be britbong suck paki cuz jizya
> be minging Bell end = English

>settle debt for pennies on the dollar because the hospital would rather forgive the debt and get a partial return than no return

>be American
>spend money on trips to Vegas and concerts before health insurance
>poor decisions backfire
>natural order and Darwinism in effect
I don’t see the problem.

>be bongistani
>eat toast sandwich
>use spoon to spread butter because no knife

>be fucking leaf
>get literally raked by a vehicle before being stabbed to death right in front of a police department
>they offer no help because they don't want to offend anybody

>be britbong
>on youtube
>accidentally click on a video with hitler in thumbnail
>"OI MATE YE GOTTA BIN THAT FAR ROIGHT PORPAGANDUH"
>spend 15 years in reeducation camp of tolerance

>debtors prison
wew lad

it still happens, people still can get jail time if they fail to pay fees, even if not medical bills can cripple you long term

>be underage anime poster
>get b&

Not in the glorious U S OF FUCKING A

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>be bongistani
>walk past mosque where St. Peters used to be
>daydream about toast buttered evenly with knife
>play bowling pin people with Achmed again

Funny how this place always calls Leafs cucked when Brits have to apply for a license to cut the crust off their sandwiches.

thanks m8

Wish I lived in Bongistan where nothing bad ever happens and I'm not charged a fee to keep cuck programming on the air

Underrated

Medical bills cant land you in jail.

Also funny how anyone who gets seriously ill comes to America if they can to treat it.

Our system isnt great and it leaves a lot of people without routine check ups but the emergency room HAS to treat you and they do good work.

T. Poor Degenerate whos had his life saved countless times

>be British
>wake up at sunrise to the salat al-fajr blaring through ever speaker in London
>wave at the CCTV camera while I'm taking a shower
>eat some shakshuka for breakfast because my wife's son says breakfast needs to be more diverse
>there's a letter in the transom saying I must pay my TV license because indoctrination isn't free
>take the underground to work and get blown up by an innocent refugee
>wake up in the hospital getting free healthcare
>wave to the CCTV camera by my hospital bed
>hospital food is harira and fried grasshoppers since it's halal
>get a notice I have to pay for my email license
>realize I've been circumcised while I was unconscious, Dr. Patel says it's' more sanitary this way
>Sharia Police runs into my room and demands to know why my wife's son isn't wearing a head scarf
>try to mansplain that he's a boy
>my wife's son says he doesn't identify that way anymore
>Sharia Police kill everyone in the room
>my beheaded body is paraded through the streets while everyone chants "fuck white people!"
>the Guardian and Telegraph says they're worried about my public execution because it might cause Islamaphobia
>be buried in Highgate cemetary
>my bones are being monitored by CCTV
>have to renew my burial license next month

>literally everyone in the UK is a paedophile
>harems everywhere
>other countries to try and keep up with the noncery going on here
i am buggering a child as a I write this

why cant they pay for it with (((mr.millionares estate?)))

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Those eyebrows are begging to be cummed on.

>be mouth fucked brit
>steps outside
>gets stabbed by 12 refugees
>copper calls me racist and ticket me
>forgottoregistermybutterknife.jpg
>race to police department
>die of tooth infection on the way
Saged

>be bong
>pay TV license
>ignore gang of pakis raping daughter
>crooked teeth too sharp
>bin those teeth

I do like how non yanks cuck for the yanks, sweet deal going on there

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>be british
>get run over by ahmed
>3 years later after awaking from coma
>go back home and express your anger online
>get thrown in jail for offensive tweets
>get raped and stabbed by ahmed who ran you over
>he gets out of jail long before you

>be american

>Suck Saudi dick

That's it

Been a lot of drunk and jealous Bongs here tonight - why you all so salty, faggots? Slow night for acid attacks?

>being british
>living in debtors' prison

>be british
>pay to fuck 11 year old held by muslim rape gang

we've realised the ancap dream

You ruined this pure anglo nations thread

There are no debtors prisons in the states,

>t. I know jack shit about Canadian police
Yawn. Call me when your military boys are done marching in women’s heels. We’ll be out breaking sniper records.

An ancap society would have justice. There is no way it could be as barbarous as a 3rd world country like the UK.

>TV license
WHAT