STOP PAYING FOR SUSHI

STOP PAYING FOR SUSHI

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these are starting to get so absurd lol

i liek this meme

I want to but my girlfriend loves that bullshit, rice and fish for 10+ dollars a roll?
The absolute state of America

ARE YOU WORKING AT TACO BELL??

Stop eating mexican

Not eberyone works at Tuco bull

only a race traitor fuckwit eats sushi

LISTEN YOU STUPID POOR SUBHUMAN TRASH

NOT EVERY PERSON MAKES BURRITO SUPREMES FOR 7 BUCKS AN HOUR OKAY

IVE EATEN SO MUCH OVERPRICE RAW FISH MY SHITS COST MORE THAN YOUR CAR

MY BROTHER WAS A GENIUS. HE MADE HIS ENTIRE FAMILY RICH PLAYING KENO IN OUR LOCAL DINER

>unsure about this meme
>see this
>fall off cliff
>all in now
Top kek

Nope. Spics are shit, but their food is good.

YOU PEOPLE BOO ME BECAUSE I TELL THE TRUTH. IN A WORLD WHERE SUSHI IS RUNNING AMOK TWO MEN STOOD UP TO TAKE IT HEAD ON, THE SUPER COMP BROTHERS CHOWING DOWN ON SUSHI SAVING THE WORLD AND WHEN THE SUSHI HOLED UP IN SOME COUNTRY MUSIC FESTIVAL WE THOUGHT IT WAS A BLEAK SITAUTION BUT MY BROTHER FOUND OUT A WAY TO STOP IT BUT WHILE HE WAS TAKING CARE OF BIDNES TWO FAGGOTS ROOM DELVIERD SOME SUSHI WHILE HEW ASN'T LOOKIGN AND THEY SHOT IN HIM THE HEAD AND TOOK HSI GUNS LIKE THEL IBS WANNA TAKE UR GUNS ARE U GONNA ALLOW THAT AMERICA? ID ONT THINK SO. THE SUSHI BROS TOOK MYB ROTHERS GUNS AND MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE SHOT UP A COUNTRY MUSIC FESTIVAL BUT HE WAS JUST SHOOTIN THE SUSHI YOU DUMB FAGGOTS FOLOW THE SINGS.

I snorted involuntarily. Thank you.

kek

Wait can I get a quick run down on this maymay?

holy fuck this is gold

Here's your comped (you)

Look everyone, the plebs have arrived. I bet you get paid $7.20 an hour to grease Juan's member. I bet you don't even have enough money to relieve your own sexual urges into a carefully preserved whale vagina attended to by a team of professional taxidermists. Fuck off wagelet, the Patricians are talking!

What are you gunna do? Shoot me?

ebic my friend, simply eric

Hi OP I missed the sushi meme what does it mean?

10+ dollars a roll? What the fuck? I mean I know I'm from Vancouver but that can't be right.

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The brother of the vegas shooter (alleged) did an interview where he was incredibly braggadocious about he and his brothers extravagant lifestyle. Saying that people can't fathom how wealthy they were, spending $100k at slot machines in one hour, because they're poor and work at taco bell. Also, he mentioned out of no where that he and his brother would be comped thousands of dollars in sushi for free. Very strange behavior during the whole encounter

watch this

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Kek'd heartily

watch this

its this super epic joke where a really long time ago jeb mentioned sushi and this guy said it in a similar way

JAPAPENS WHALERS ON CALL TO DELIVER THE SUSHI AND MURDERED MY BROTHER FALLOW THE CLUES LUXOR HOTEL PYRAMID HALFWAY TO JAPAN LUXRO SOUNDS LIKE LUXURY LIEK YOU PEOPLE THINK IT'S A LUXURY TO GET COMPED SUSHI BUT YOU'RE ALL JUST LOW LIVES IT WAS THE JAPANESE WHALERS LOOK AT THE CLUES THERE'S NO JAPANESE THEMED CASINO IN VEGAS AND THEWY ATNED REVENGE LUCKY RRAGON GOT THEIR CHINESE CASINOS AND SHIT THE JAPENSE ARE THE REAL ENEEMYE

Thanks for response i already knew about the sushi meme

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WE GOT THE SUSHI FOR COMPED BUT WAS IT FREE KIND OF LIKE IS AMERICA FREE OR JUST COMPED YOU PEOPLE DONT REALIZE THAT SOMETIEMS YOU GOT THE FREE AND SOMETIMES YOU GOT THE COMPED IT WASN'T COMPEED IT WAS A TRAP THEY TRAPPED ME AND I WAS ASLPEE THEY PUT SLEEPING PILSLS IN THE SUSHI AND THEY GOT MY BROTHER WAHIEL HE AS VOULERNABLE WIHTOUT ME TO HELP HIM AND THEY WANTED HIM TO PLAY LSOTS TO GET FRE EMONEY CUZ HE HAS A MATHETMATICS STRATEGY USIN SLOTS BUT THEN THEY SHOT HIM WHEN HE SAID NO IT WAS THE JAPANESE WHALERS THEY WERE ON CALL TO FISH US SUSHI BU T TIW AS A TRAP LOOK AT EH CLUES

Out of tragedy and irrevocable loss, memes of great beauty rise from the ashes.

LMAO

stop doing things

>leave my baby boy alone! I found Eric CRYING on my front lawn today.

All of my sushi is comped.
I'm not a fucking taco bell employee.

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>1:40
omfg

STOP EATING AT TACO BELL

this dude is on coke

Why does Eric love sushi so much.

AS LONG AS I GOT HIM A SANDWICH WHENEVER HE ASKED ME TO

you would understand if you got thousands of dollars of sushi comped to you

Yeah? So? There are wealthy people that do this kind of thing all the time, like it's not a big deal, plus it was comped.

COMPED

>>Should the families spit on his grave?
>>My heart is torn for these people
>>I don't know why he did it
>>Come on guys
>>Gambling is happy and unhappy
>>Steve is a gambler
>>I don't know anything
>>I don't understand
>>I don't know
>>So what if he he lost $4,000,000
>>We almost lost our savings in LA
>>There was something that happened to Steve
>>Men In Black did this
>>I don't know what a short time period is to you
>>I should have called instead of texting
>>I liked my brother
>>He was a good guy
>>People that don't even know him say nice things about him
>>I don't know anything
>>I don't know where he lived
>>They don't want to tell me anything
>>Steve bought bumpstocks but didn't like them
>>Automatic weapons beat the crap out of ya
>>He gave a kid a $100 and he took the guns up there
>>His dad went to jail for robbing a bank with a machine gun
>>A normal person is not going to shoot 100 rounds at once

Class warfare now?

>be hungry
>fly to Japan
>order 18-yr old aged Japanese whiskey
>order squid roll
>spit out because it's texture
>order California roll
>explain what California roll is
>order tuna roll instead
>take a shot of whiskey
>take a shot of cocaine
>eat sushi
>get bill
>get comped

Months later

>find out no more flights to Japan to eat sushi because brother is a mass murdering psycho

mfw my gun's cocked, my sushi's comped, and the rednecks dropped

fucking kek

Did you say comped?

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Ok, that’s funny

I'm laughing so fucking hard at this thread. Top fucking tier anons

Jesus Christ. That picture. Also, checked

THIS AINT THAT WELFARE TACO BELL SHIT.
THIS IS THOUSAND DOLLAR SUSHI.
COMPED... COMPED.

You shop at Publix? What? ARE YOU ON FUCKING WELFARE?
Steve takes jets to Japan on the weekend
and gets sushi.
COMPED

I bet you don't even get comped for runescape membership. You probably pay the 9.99$/month like the poorfag you are. 10$ is like 1 cent for me. I buy so much gold that jagex just gives it to me for free. Stay poor faggot.

>10$ is like 1 cent for me.
You're probably the low-rolling assistant manager of a fucking Taco Bell and you think $100k is a lot of money

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DON'T WORRY, NO CHARGE FOR THEM

Right? The meme is old

COMPED?

kek

100k is nothing for me. I made my family fucking rich setting up botfarms and selling large loads of RS gold to the Chinese mafia on Sythe. Not everyone works at Taco Bell ok?

who else here /COMPED/?

Is this what it's like to encounter a wild and startled boomer?

NO NO NO. STEVE WOULD TRY TO GET EVERYTHING COMPED. IF HE HAD TO SHOOT SOME PEOPLE, HE'D WALK INTO A CASINO, FLASH THEM HIS PLAYERS CARD AND GET COMPED FOR HIS 23 GUNS, SCOPES, THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF ROUNDS OF AMMO, AND EVEN BUMPFIRE STOCKS. HE WAS AN ARMY OF ONE AND EVIL GENIUS.

THOUSANDS.

THOU-SANDS.

>Eric Paddock takes his daily stroll past his local Taco Bell
>Hey fags!!!!!!
>The employees all roll their eyes
>Hey!!! I've got THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO SPEND
>One employee reaches for a knife to slash his wrist over the deep fryer
>OH DID I SAY SPEND? FUCKING COMP ME ASSHOLE
>OH I'LL HAVE THE BOTTOM BELLY FAT OF AN ABORTED BLUEFIN TUNA OVER A BED OF 5,000 YEAR OLD RICE FARMED BY A CHINESE SAGE SUSHI SAMPLER
>The manger is frantically dialing the police
>OH I FORGOT YOU ALL WORK AT TACO BELL, NOT EVEN PUBLIX WOULD OFFER YOU A JOB
>HAHAHAHA TOO BAD STEVE DIDN'T STOP BY HERE FIRST, LATER FAGS

MMMMMMMM yummy.

Restaurant managers hate him!
Learn this one trick to have every burrito comped!

Hahahahaha

this is funny but also feels wrong
SURE SIGNS OF MEME GOLD

>have been seeing this threads in the catalog all day
>haven't clicked on any of them because the meme seemed forced
>decide to click on this one because the catalog sucks right now
>scroll down
>tears literally streaming down my face

holy fucking shit HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>High pitched sounds from back of throat
>>Forget own mother's name that he's talking about at 3:45
>>We are all very rich because of Steve
>>Steve was super smart
>>Steve was such a nice guy
>>We're all so rich
>>We eat expensive sushi
>>Da Da Da
>>He loved her ironically
>>STEVE HAS BRAIN CANCER AND WILL DIE IN 6 MONTHS 13:30
>>PUBLIX!!!!!!! 14:15
>>He's really smart guys
>>'It did not take a village for Steve' 14:48
>>Steve was alone
>>Stammering all over himself
>>Assaults reporters microphone
>>He's only as crazy as you are!
>>He was such a nice guy
>>We flip houses and rent them out
>>What is quirky?
>>Diatribe
>>There's nothing there
>>I hope there's a tumor
>>Steves dead and I don't care what you say about him
>>Wags finger at camera
>>Come on guys
>>More stammering
>>I'm old fashioned
>>I don't want to talk about me because I'm just a guy
>>Steve took me camping
>>I did a job I hate that made a lot of money
>>Casino gambling to him was a job
>>I'm the helpful kind of guy
>>I worked a billion hours
>>The families? Think about Steve

NIIGGA WHERE DO I GET THE FREE SUSHI MANE? I NEED THE WHITE PEOPLE HOOK UP

THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE CASINO COMPS ME, MY FAMILY, MARYLOU HERE, AND ONLY ONE OF YOU. FIRST ONE TO BRING ME A SANDWICH GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT.

>Goes to local sushi place alone
>Orders the entire menu
>Eats it like a fucking ape
>ARMY OF ONE BABY
>COMP THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
>IM RICH BITCH
>they refuse to comp the sushi
>IM A HIGH STAKES ROLLER
>GO BACK TO TACO BELL YOU POORFAG PLEBS
>CMON STEPHEN LETS COMP THESE GOOKS

GET HELP

>ME AND MY BIG BRO STEVIE "COMPTON" PADDOCK WOULD GET TO THE ROOM AND BE PRESENTED WITH A SPREAD OF HUNDRED OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF 8 YEAR OLD CAMBODIAN CHILD PROSTITUES...............COMPED

eat like a spic and you become the spic, your iq is dropping with every bite

>oh what's that Pablo?
>You want to know what this is?
>it's the aborted zygote sushi of two species that were driven extinct simultaneously to dramatically increass the market value because of culinary conniseurs competing with environmental groups to purchase it
>yeah my big bro Steve had it comped for him by 5 hotels COMP bidding him for a card game seat
>but you wouldn't know anything about this
>this isn't your welfare wedding anniversary splurge meal of publix sushi fished out of a gay gooks ass

>they work for the mercenary, the Mesquite man

Why no mention of the scum who work at Taco Bell?

>LETS COMP THESE GOOKS
I think I busted a rib

>so there I was....at Taco Bell
>This stupid bitch of a cashier won't comp my meal
>MY BROTHER IS A HIGH STAKES ROLLER
>he's an arm....IM SORRY NO.
>I tell them...$100 000 IS NOTHING TO ME
>They still won't comp me
>FUCK IT, SUSHI TIME LETS GO STEVE

>work at Taco Bell on W Warm Springs
>oh fuck it's that rich guy's asshole brother again
>WHAT'S UP SLOP JOCKEYS? WORKIN' 9 TO 5, TRYING TO MAKE ENDS MEET? OH THAT'S COOL
>sir are you actually gonna order anything this time or is are you just here to berate us for hour like before
>PSH YEAH LIKE I'D ACTUALLY ORDER FROM THIS SHITHEAP. I COULD GO DOWN TO THE STRIP AND GET FLASH FROZEN DEEP FRIED BELUGA OVARIES ON RYE BREAD THAT'S BEEN SOAKED IN THE TEARS OF THOSE PUPPIES IN THE ASPCA ADS AND NOT PAY A RED FUCKING CENT BECAUSE GUESS WHAT
>it's been co-
>COMPED, MOTHERFUCKERS
>KAY, LATER, ALL YOU REGISTER MONKEYS. HOPE YOUR CUSTOMERS ENJOY EATING DOG MEAT

>[4 MEN IN SUITS walk down a Mandalay Bay hallway towards a MAN in casualwear doing a power stance at his suite's entrance
>Mesquite-dleman, I'm Stephen Paddock ["Mesquite-Middleman" is from the same town as Steve, and is the middleman in this case]
>I'm not alone [three young Arabic looking guys in sunglasses are behind him]
>Uh you don't get to bring friends.
>They're not my friends. But don't worry, no problems with them.
>And why would I want them?
>They're here to grab your prize. They work for the Caliph, the hunted man.
>Baghdadi?
>Aye
>Get them inside, I'll call it in... d-downstairs, for more room service.
>[Buzzzzz, whooshh, plane overhead lands at McCarran airport next door. Guitar RIFT, loud country music outside: *driving slow down a back road, riding horses on a ranch, going to church with my guns in my lifted truck, and my pretty preacher's daughter girlfriend...*]
>The buy plan I just filed with the Agenc-- uh my agent... you see, who's my gun guy, lists me, my guns, Mesquite-dleman here, and NONE of you. First one to talk gets to stay in my hotel. [points to Goon 1] Who paid you to come buy guns?
>[He doesn't answer. Maybe doesn't speak English? Mesquite-dleman answers for them]
>They told you, Baghdadi.
>Impossible! I heard he died in a drone strike a couple of weeks ago... on the news... CNN. He didn't hide so good. [Nervous chuckle] Hehe.
>Nah, it missed. He's alive. [Mesquite-dleman looks to the Goons] Mashallah.
>Oh? Good, good. Who wants to try next? Tell me about Baghdadi. Why does he wear the turban?
>I think it's traditional dress... Why? Who cares? Uh look, can we just get on with the deal please?

WAIT A SEC

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF SUSHI IN ONE MEAL????????????

HOW EXPENSIVE IS THIS NASTY ASS RAW FISH ANYWAY??

>WE SHOW UP TO THE ROOM AND THE DOOR FLYS OPEN TO A BLARING STYX COVER REPEATING "DOMO OLIGATO MR. COMPTO" AND THE ENTIRE DALLAS COWBOYS CHEER LEADER SQUAD IS THERE WITH PRICE TAGS FROM THE PRICE IS RIGHT HANGING OFF THEIR TWATS
>DREW CARY WALKS OUT DANCING AND DOING A VENTRILOQUIST ACT WITH BOB BARKERS CORPSE (PRESENTED by your local ASPCA)
>HE GOES UP TO THE PRICE TAGGED DUG OUTS AND SCREAMS IN A M9CKING BOB VOICE "AAAAAAND THE PRICE IS........."
>HE RIPS THE TOP STICKER OFF AND IT SAYS........
>COMPED

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Day of shooting
>steve and eric walk through lobby for 78th time today, both giggling like girls and whispering to each other
>lobby staff hide in horror of seeing the two
>the maid chugs bleach to save herself from listening to paddock's wicked bantz
>the desk clerk slits his own throat so he doesn't have to have to bear it again.
>eric rambles over to the manager
>the manager seeing eric grabs his pen and shoves it deep into his own ear but struggles to find another pen
>eric gets up real close to the manager's open ear
>the manager is now leaned over the desk hysterically looking for another pen while sobbing
>HEY WE JUST SPENT TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS AT THE CASINO
>the manager cries out loud as if the words burned his soul
>guests in the lobby look away
>WE DIDNT WIN ANYTHING BACK
>the manager grabs the pen already in his ear and tries to shove it in his brain
>WE SHOULD GET OUR DINNER... COMPED TONIGHT
>the manager screams "no no no" and eventually pushes the pen into his brain and collapses from the desk
>PSH LOOK STEVE, THIS GUY USE TO WORK AT TACO BELL
>HES A NORMAL GUY SLEEPING ON THE JOB
>DON'T YOU GUYS KNOW STEVE MAKES THE PEOPLE HE LOVES RICH
>another employee falls from the second story lobby balcony in a noose
>COMP US

>A lot of loyalty for hired guns.
>[The biggest goon, the cell leader, finally speaks] Perhaps he's wondering why someone would ask so many questions before selling illicit guns to supposedly discreet clients?
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [removes sunglasses] No one cared who we were until Baghdadi raised the black banner.
>If I don't sell to you tonight, would you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>You're a big guy.
>For you.
>??
>Was coming here part of your plan?
>Of coursh. Mesquite-dleman refused our offer to meet you in person. We had to find out what he told you.
>*Nothing. I said nothing.*
>Well congratulations, you got yourself caught... i-in this fantastic once in a lifetime deal! Now what's the next step of your master plan?
>[The concert crowd below cheers so loud it shakes the glass in the hotel. Another plane comes in for landing overhead. Bzzzz. In Steve's hidden earpiece: Sir?]
>Crashing in this party, with no survivors! [The IS cell leader punches Steve in the face, and steals his revolver from his belt. The Goons pick up guns, and quickly begin smashing the windows with hammers].
>[Steve's internal monologue: "This can't be happening. I'm in charge here."
>They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
>[Cell leader shoots Steve in the mouth, and sets it up to look self inflicted]
>[The Goons unload into the crowd for what seems like an eternity but really only a minute]
>Goon 1: Have we started the fire?
>The fire rises.
>[Mesquite-dleman cowers in fear] Calm down Mesquite-dleman, now is not the time for fear. [Cell Leader takes some pot shots into the crowd too.] That comes later.
>[They grab him, and run out the door.]

SUICIDE NOTE RELEASED

"Bury me thousands of dollars worth of sushi. Comped. K thanks."

-Stevie P.

>if we have to have a funeral for steve
>this is ho-
>this is how pragmatic I am
>people are going to come to the funeral and SPIT ON STEVE'S GRAVE

No his funeral will be comped by the casino.

kek

"In conclusion the CIA... er...the casino COMPED my last meal of Japanese-Taco Bell fusion cuisine, which I highly recommend, btw, just don't work there unless you're piss poor"

He does what he wants to do, even in death. He'll just have his coffin flown to Tokyo with salmon ngiri covering his eyes. Because that's how it is with Steve. He's not going to make friends in the graveyard. He doesn't have time for their stupid crap. But what's important is that he took care of Marilou, who was sort of a comp from the casino too.

If only you knew how comped things really were