I’m in the Army National Guard and my SSGT just texted me that our drill this weekend is changing to war games and weapons training to, in this words, ‘get the dust off because things are looking serious’
I think this is it guys. It’s really fucking happening.
SHOW US THE TEXT FAGGOT
proof or GTFO larping faggot
I'm in the Guard too and received no such notification.
Sounds like you guys get to have all the fun. State? AZ here.
PRIME THE PUMP
REMOVE DUST NOW!!!
Just talked to my brother who isnpretty high up in the guard and he said he didn't text you and now you have to mop the armory this weekend
kek
SHOW US THE TEXT FAGGOT
Rekt
Huge if real.
Hey guys! My brother, who works for Nintendo, says his room mate, that is a space shuttle doorgunner reservist, says his drill got changed to an actual call out. Watch the skys! Kek wills alien attack
5 star General here, its real guys
where is proofs
In the pudding?
OP here sorry didnt notice the replies
I’m scared. I’m not sure if some of these guys are ready to fight.
Grandiose if verifiable!
GUYS I JUST TOOK THIS PICTURE OUT OF MY BEDROOM WINDOW AND I DON'T EVEN LIVE NEAR A MILITARY BASE
IT'S DEFINITELY HAPPENING!!!
There is going to be coup in Qatar in a couple hours, US will intervene, you will get deployed to Qatar and try to stop de russian supported coup.
be safe
post pic of text?
Hijacking this shitty LARP to get your guys help identifying something.
So the other night around 11pm my mom called us outside to look at something, and it was two small lights in the sky that were hovering there. They weren’t stationary, but they weren’t going away, they were just kind of hovering back and forth and in circles, and the movements were all very fast. They were flashings red and green as well. So my dad, my brother, me, and my mom all saw them and acknowledged their existence. Around 1am I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and one was gone but one was still there. I went back inside, and looked out the window around 1:30 and the other one was gone as well.
Tonight I got home from my gf’s around 11, and one of the lights was there again, flashing green and red and moving back and forth sporadically. When I looked out the window ~1am it was gone. I tried to take a pic but there’s a streetlight that makes it difficult to take a photo, and it doesn’t give you the flashes or the movement. If it’s there tomorrow night I’ll probably drive towards it to a spot without lights and see if I can take a picture or vid or something, but I dunno any of you guys ever seen anything/know of anything that sounds like that description? My guess is a drone only because it’s the only option that makes sense, or maybe a satellite or something but that doesn’t account for the movement. I’ll include the pic for shits and giggles but it just makes it look like a white speck.
>Ssgt
Kek
weird, my dad who works at nintendo texted me today saying "shit is about to go down. Like, for reals."
pretty spooked tbqh
Confirmed, my mother's BF (open relationship, my real dad is her emotional rock) works for Spetsnaz and he said tanks in 30 minutes
False and enjoys the company of men
Kentucky
I'm Trump and I can confirm this.
My dad works for nintendo.
Also you're more virgin than the Mother of God herself
this sounds like something an NPC would say in FPS tutorial.
Carbon monoxide poisoning.
It will just end up something gay like redeployment to Afghanistan again, because this time surely the sand people will submit.
don't think about it
Guys I am Russian spy operating inside the US. I've done nothing but email made up shit to CNN for past 10 months and an hour ago Putin just texted me "good job but you need to leave, bad shit's going to happen"
I thinks it's really fucking happening.
I save my 1sgt's number as cunt
>mom! Text me that thing real quick!
Guys my dad works for Nintendo and he said the nukes started flying
What's it like having a gf? Unironically
Are you Chris's cousin?
I'm a pipe hitting old nigger in an alley and I can confirm OP once rimmed my filthy asshole.
show proof user lets see it
>Green frog
>foreign filename
>no timestamp
Hello pebbit, the Las Vegas shooter has been dead for a while now, go home please.
ASIS here. October 10th 11am AEST we will be on stand by for a nuclear detonation. Test or not will be irrelevant.
my dad works at nintendo can confirm
>cartman gets an anal probe
kek'd in my mind
Stop posting pictures from that faggot cartoon you fucking faggot.
>australia
>15 hours ahead in the future
>didn't warn us about 9/11
GO FUCK YOURSELF
>no previous conversation
>"""Ssgt"""
>improper grammar
kek try again newfag. A staff sergeant wouldn't talk like that anyway
Verify plox kthx
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>Ssgt
>not staff sergeant slaughter
Sup Forums is too stupid to even larp.
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giving us all mass psychosis? Theoretically possible but we have CO detectors
That’s what my dad said lmao
Cool sometimes other times not, depends on the day really
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It is very obvious that you’ve never been in the army.
Suck my dick you gay nigger faggot.
I just saw a squadron of nothingburgers fly over my house. Is it finally happening!?
I'm in the Aussie army reserve and we just received work that each section needs to have at least one transgender soldier. We're drawing straws at the next meet.
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SCREENCAP THE TEXT FAGGOT
How do you figure it's a foreign filename? Looks like a random UUID to me.
If you squint, you can see a barbershop pole.
WOW THAT'S A LOT OF NIGGERS.
E M E R G E N C Y
B R O A D C A S T
>RUSSIAN TANKS SPOTTED IN U.S. AIRSPACE
>I REPEAT
>RUSSIAN TANKS SPOTTED IN U.S. AIRSPACE
he isn't informed btw. he's just going off his retarded Sup Forumstier """inner-circle"""" Happening(tm) conspiracies
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My dad is a future former retired sergeant with the Army and was telling me earlier today about how the Army is apparently ramping up its preparation for some unspecified event.
A E S T H E T I C
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You guys, I'm a Jew, this is seriously happening. If you're a goyim then stay calm but if you're Jewish like me, get ready.
Protocol: Goyimknow
HOLY SHIT
what a beautiful post
9/11 and 9/11 2 (LV) were both minimized in their damage by at least 10 fold (human loss). We couldn't do much else.
I saw something similar near me a few days ago. Turned out to be a drone or two. I kind of cupped my ears and could pick up the sound of the motor (was a clear night). They seemed to be flying on patterns that included 90 degree turns, which is why it caught my eye in the first place. Was definitely disappointed it wasn't ayys.
Made me lol
Grow up
While this thread is probably larp, I did see something today I've never seen before. I live near-ish Lackland AFB in SA, TX, and I saw lights in the shape of pic related in the night sky. I'd never seen it before so when I saw it, my first thought was 'holy shit a ufo.' I realized how dumb that was and think it was probably one of these. Though to be honest I don't even know if these things have night-time running lights. The sound off of it was amazing though, I assume it has some kind of badass jet engines onboard.
the massive account of trolls tells me: "its not a larper"
Guys I work for Jeff Bezos and he just texted me and said Trump just orderded a lifetime supply of adult diapers. I’m seriously scared guys, it’s happening and I don’t want to do a loveless virgin shitposter
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kek
>be super-powered, physics-defying Unidentified Flying Object
>boy I sure do love the stars at night
>Wednesday, what to do? Hmm.
>Maybe I could hover back and forth in circles, making my movements really fast?
>or maybe I could rip all matter of space vacuum apart, forcing the most fundamental particles to rest at one plank distance away from each other, and then, ha ha ha, move one of the particles out of place, oooh he'll flip his shit
>Or, you know, I could flash green and red and move back and forth sporadically
>MUTHAFUCKER
Foolish humans, they are my plaything.
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This.
>ex-military
Post phone number or gtfo
social phobic nerd with no experience with women here. Its true!
That was my bad, I was responsible for warning other countries of disasters that day but a Dingo was hovering around my baby.
Never trust a Dingo mate
he's probably just fucking with you dude
I am in the 2nd infantry division, 15 miles from north korea and every single one of us got hammered last night.
Fuck! He's on to us. Hope he doesn't tell his sister/cousin/wife
Thanks !
>my SSGT just texted me
The absolute state of our country's military.
for what
Damn, I thought it was only going down at Rareware HQ. My dad said the same kind of shit. It really is about to go down I think.
skyniggers stay out
Checked
I'm on a submarine with ballistic nukes (Ohio-class.) Just got word today that we might be skipping refit and getting underway only four days after the other crew pulls back in. Highly unusual.
my mom's girlfriend works in the secret service and a couple days ago while driving me to school she told me that my life could end any day so i should stop spending all my time on my smartphone looking at memes and acting like such a little faggot and maybe I won't die a virgin
what did she mean?
Do Koreans hate you? What beer did you have? Do they have BBQ over there?
Kek
Why
Fuck. This chick's mom I'm fucking said the same thing. Spoopy
My mom said she could hear it, nobody else could but me and my dad have shitty hearing, if it’s back tomorrow I’ll try to listen and see if I can hear a motor, if I do then that’ll basically confirm the drone theory
Hey guys, full disclosure, I'm Hillary Clinton. It's been great shitposting with all of you, but the deep state coup is happening tonight so this site and drumpf (haha love that meme - keep an eye out when I address what's left of the Senate on Monday, gonna work a pepe ref in there for old times) are going bye bye. Some of you are all right, so don't come to the DC metropolitan area, any CONUS military installation, any major interstate transit hubs or communications centers tomorrow. It's happening!!
p.s. pizzagate isn't real you morons we just fly to Thailand like everyone else
Think I get paid one day for all this quality shitposting? Being an intern at a fusion center doesn't pay the bills
As an active duty fucktard, I can say that these weekend warriors are only being hyped up because they wanna feel important. No shits gonna happen.