What the fuck do I say to this chick

what the fuck do I say to this chick

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>arguing with holes on facebook
Stop while you're ahead, it won't end well for you

She's right, you're wrong, we need to change.

Tell her that you're too stupid to formulate your own arguments beyond memespew and you even need to ask for help with that...then log off and go sterilize your parents before killing yourself.

Lol she's my friends mom. I have to interact with her IRL sometimes:/

>double speak
You're arguing with a moron. Stop using Facebook.

"Well regulated" in the parlance of the times meant "functioning properly"; as in, "a well regulated clock keeps time accurately."

The militia clause is secondary to the main clause, which points out an individual right held by th people.

All able bodied men between the ages of 17 and 45 are legally members of the unorganized militia.

"Come and take it, roastie."

>being this retarded
All Canadians must be purged

I tend to hold back on fb now because most people are retarded, but this leftie gets triggered easily

Point out that nowhere does it say "right of the militia" but explicitly says "right of the people".

Even worse, you will fuck over your mom by exposing your power level.

Oo good point. Thanks, fellow American or britbong

I mean you will fuck over your friend tbqh fampai

I thought the supreme Court ruled the 'militia' part was preamble anyway, and is not intended as any type of restriction on the 'right' part?

If pic related was you, that's a good response

the luger is truly beautiful. you should sex the chick as a prize to her being so well learned

Tell her that you're retarded and need to ask Sup Forums for arguments when your memes get challenged you moron

A healthy mind and body, being necessary for an enjoyble life, the right of the people to exercise, shall not be infringed

She's saying that you can only exercise if it's for having a healthy mind or . The first section is further justification for the second - not the sole justification

Ask her specifically what double speak there is in it?

Change of plans. Reluctantly agree with her and then proceed to ask her if she would like to get a drink at so she could explain "gun" laws to you more fully.

>what the fuck do I say to this chick
You are right, now come on i just want make love with you

Slovenia is always right, well at least on this thread

Man... leafs are really killing it tonight. Day of the rake post poned.

Ah nah, he doesn't care

Did they?

Yes that was my response

Ty. I have 5 lugers

>already responded
>needing 4chans help

Good idea. She would say yes. I told her I would go see a certain movie with her once, and we could go on my Ducati. She was all for that

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I support this amendment because your idiocy has just legalized my ability to form my own pmc and start acquiring tanks until I figure out how to build a metal gear

frogs got it
except for english
>You are wrong, now come over I just want to make love to you

Leave slavebook.

Yup, I'm thinkin the leafboys are back

>posting a jewgooled image of a luger

I sincerely doubt you could afford that pistol

Lel

Perfect

I have 5 of them l. They're not that expensive if you know where to look

The citizens ARE the militia. We had no standing army during the revolution. It was all farmers, masons, blacksmiths, etc. that took up arms against the British crown because they all believed in freedom. Freedom from an oppressive regime who abused them and treated them like cattle.

They separated into 'prefatory' and 'operative' clauses:

"In the majority opinion authored by Justice Antonin Scalia, the Court first conducted a textual analysis of the operative clause, "the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." The Court found that this language guarantees an individual right to possess and carry weapons. The Court examined historical evidence that it found consistent with its textual analysis. The Court then considered the Second Amendment’s prefatory clause, "[a] well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State," and determined that while this clause announces a purpose for recognizing an individual right to keep and bear arms, it does not limit the operative clause"

it's only a thousand dollars, sorry you're too poor to comprehend that amount

Tell here one of the definitions of Militia is:

all able-bodied civilians eligible by law for military service.

You know there are ways for me to take your photo and take the paint scribbles off and know who you are

law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/246


10 U.S. Code § 246 - Militia: composition and classes

(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
(b) The classes of the militia are—
(1) the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and
(2) the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia.

assuming you went by a strict militia only interpretation of the second amendment

>if digies

"Gas the kikes, race war now"

My feels when a Brit tells an American how to properly defend the second amendment and actually does so well. Just so you know if it was your tea, I would have given you a heads up.

i see the matching serial numbers user. im assuming you paid around 6k for it??

OP must be pretty wealthy if he has that much disposable income.

The militia part doesn't matter. In Heller vs DC the SCOTUS ruled that the militia clause was just announcing the reasoning for the 'right' clause, but is not intended to restrict that right.

not everybody works at taco bell

i never said it mattered, i just put that there for those that want to argue about the militia clause actually restricting ownership in a meaningful way

what, do you work at taco bell?

Learn her to punctuation.
>A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed
A well regulated militia existing is not a requirement. It's more - in order to be able to form a well regulated militia when or if needed for the security of a free state, the people have the right to and should bear arms.

Just send her a dick pic. Tell her she's comped.

You niggers aren't even going to acknowledge the only true answer?

how much do lugers go for? old ones

Are you having sex with her? If yes, humor her. If not, who cares; her opinion does not matter either way.

Do eet

Tell her to come and take your guns or shut her cock holster.

kys

ban ssris if you want to lower the number of spree killers

ssristories.org/category/violence/spree-shooting-stabbing-attack/

>no one understands the 2nd amendment
what a brainlet.

No worries lad, just don't want to see you end up like us. Just does my nut when people assume the right is limited to the militia then get to arguing that definition. Your framers were smart af as points out, if they intended to restrict they would have explicitly said 'right of the militia' not 'right of the people'

>Yeah! in a milita

It's so fucking stupid to argue this point, the 2nd amendment was never interpreted this way. It was always a guarantee to allow a citizen to own a gun.
Oh fuck Helen, you and your humanities undergraduate are right! We've just been fucking doing it wrong for ~300 years.

You realize that section 2 of your statement covers the general populous. The unorganized militia would indicate general civilians protecting the homeland.

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"Well regulated," back in the 18th century meant a well functioning thing.

"Milita," meant any male between like 16-40something.

What the hell does she think it means? Does she think that it means that the constitution was granting the military the right to use weapons? Because I'm sure that's implied in the operation of a military.

Well regulated means well equipped and the millitia is all able bodied adults who are not a part of the formal military

What did the US federal law mean by this?

Mate this place is autist central, if being on SSRIs caused shootings, there would have been loads from here by now...

Tell her "well-regulated" means well-supplied, and all adult males are the militia, and the Founding Fathers were fine with civilian gun ownership for their entire lives.

NOOOOOOOO I HAVE A VAGINA SO I UNDERSTAND THE CONSTITUTIONAL LAW BETTER THAN THE MEN WHO WROTE AND IMPLEMENTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE RREEEEEEEEEEE oh look cute shoes!~

No shit, fag. Not everyone is a heart surgeon who makes 500k a year either.

This is probably the best explanation other than the delightful Brit Bong post in this thread (possibly an American with a VPN.) It states that the right of the people to posses arms shall not be infringed BECAUSE a well regulated militia is essential to a free state. They aren't saying that a well regulated militia is the prerequisite to owning a firearm. They are saying the right to own arms shall not be infringed due to the fact that a "well regulated" militia may need to be raised at any time to fight tyranny and oppression. We are the militia.

well-regulated means people with anuses that aren't loosened

>Considered sane
>"Of sound mind"
What makes you think you would be considered sane? They would force you to get a test so that you can "sign a will or testimony," and make it impossible to do so.

>"Law abiding"
What if I get a traffic ticket? If I'm currently wanted for a misdemeanor, do I lose all rights to currently purchased firearms? Are they just confiscated permanently or what?

Between that, and the tenth amendment, it means people are allowed to do whatever they want, to whoever is threatening their community.

So, it means, if you want to hunt and kill meth manufacturers, you legally can. I think it's time for some citizen slash and burn of this shit. Obviously, the higher's are already too corrupted.

That's what it all means.

Nothing at all
>never reveal your power level to the public unless youre an autistic unaware shut in

a well balanced breakfast, being neccesary for a good start of the day, the peoples right to keep and eat oatmeal, shall not be infringed.

who has the right to keep and eat oatmeal

1. the well balanced breakfast?

2. the people?

>Edgy teenage high-school dropout on Sup Forums thinks he's smarter than actual adults with actual life experience and wisdom

>Comes crying to Sup Forums for help because the only arguments he can muster are memes

Sup Forums makes Facebook look like Mensa, it's literally one of the least intelligent places on the internet. Facebook is not retarded, you are.

Exactly. I wonder if people truly can't read it the way it was intended to be read i.e. "Because we might need to form a militia at some point, we must and have the right to bear arms" or if they play dumb and try to twist it on purpose.

>"shall not be inbinged"
>"I'm not going to beply to anthing you posted, but here's an ebin gun, point disbroven :DDDDDDD"
While there's legitimate reasons for wanting firearms given the current state of your country all you burgers ever do is resort to "muh ebin 200 year old piece of paper" and "muh ebin gun culture". You're so brainwashed it's pathetic.

6k????I no. I acquired it for 1300, all matching except magazine.

Lol lugers shouldn't be any more expensive than 1800, all matching. Unless it's one of those ultra rare ones. I have 5 and the most I've paid was , all matching

1900*

Lel

the supreme court already ruled that all citizens living in any state are automatically part of their state militia and therefor have the right to bear arms, which shall not be infringed by the United States government

Jesus Christ this is the best meme in a while

I have had some results redpilling people on FB. Only people i have met though. All the random ass people that argue are stupid as fuck

any one is a fucking militia first off and none of that shit matters any way because it says RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE and SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. Tell that whore to kick rocks.

What is a subordinate clause? A subordinate clause is quite self-explanatory.....it's subordinate to the main text. It adds, not subtracts. Only double thinkers with little English skills could not understand it. Their tactics are done on purpose to manipulate fools.

>here's my latest 2nd amendment
>unzips dick

Lol that's the way I like to think about it

Good points bros. Thanks

Dc vs Heller

the Supreme Court of the United States held, in a 5–4 decision, that the Second Amendment protects an individual's right to possess a firearm unconnected with service in a militia

The supreme Court decided that she's a fucking retard over ten years ago.

You're a fucking retard for not knowing that offhand, too

Noooooooo Stayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Balance her fucking breakfast nigger. English isn't that complex.

First you tell her
>tits or GTFO

After she gives you tits (and share back here as token of gratitude), you inform her that:

>The right to bear arms is of the people, not of the militia's

>The "well regulated" means properly functioning, not having state mandated rules and guidelines, as the militia is comprised of able bodied men of fighting ages, and is something different than the army.

>this essentially intents to state that the militia effectively are the reserves that cannot be in the main army force --for whatever reason, age of the people, insufficient state funds, lack of proximity to the state barracks etc, thus being expected to equip themselves (via the right to bear arms) and keep sufficiently trained, ultimately fulfilling their role as proper functioning reserves.

If the founders intended the right to bear arms to remain on the state, they would have said that this right is reserved to the state army and whatever other state sponsored armed forces.

But it doesn't, it specifically states that the right is of the people, and that the same people are expected to form the militia if the need arises

>reshizzle
heh

on the unrelated pic, if all the betas that are involved with feminists did that, there would be no feminism anymore.

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just keep saying "shall not be infringed"

>what the fuck do I say to this chick

tits and GTFO

>this is what fags with camaros actually believe

you have a SS luger? My nuger

them digits

Read The Federalist No. 46
written by James Madison, who also wrote the 2nd amendment

Hitler did nothing wrong

You say that everyone advocating for gun control can't even get it through their heads that criminals don't obey laws so any LAWS that would affect guns would not technically affect them in practice, only law abiding citizens, making the entire purpose of gun control objectively stupid and ineffective.