HAPPENING

HAPPENING

FUKASHIMA 2.0 BOYS

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Whoa

Just felt it

stfu

YES YES YES YES

I DEMAND CHAOS

They get these every month

japan can take the 6.3 that FOR BABIES

Nips BTFO

FEEL THIS *grabs dick*

ANY DATA ON DEPTH POST IT FAGS

>its a jews hit japan with an earthquake again episode
fucking reruns

...

FALLOUT 5: NEW TOKYO
IT CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH

nice link faggot kys

It wasn't very big or anything but I really did

>Not knowing how to use the internet

Go to the fucking USGS website you dumb retard

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Guys. What the fuck.

WHAT THE FUCK!

u did this

Where is the nip that has sex with the earth when an earthquake happens?

More info

Plz no more dreidelnuke

Approximate Depth: Balls

>get up
>decide to fly to Japan for some sushi
>fukushima 2.0

I don't have to put up with this, bub

Wow

Why can't mother nature hit hit niggerland, israel or any other semite/negroid country. Stay safe nips

I DEMAND CHAOS

Go to bed Tony.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

SYNTHETIC EARTHQUAKE?

S P O O K S

quick grab dick

A nuclear reactor melt down will never happen

again

as long as the backup generators are

functional.

>Earthquake
>North Korea being nuked by the U.S.
FTFY

The times don't match up

HOLY FUCK. CHECK JAP NEWS.

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HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK.

kek

Keep us posted on Gojira, you dirty Nip. I think this is finally the time he is summoned and awakes from the deeps. I'm very worried about our waifus.

Ok I am holding my dick

Here's the link in original Nipponese.

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Is Google Translate accurate? Volcanic eruption likely?

stay safe nips you are an ally to my heart in a non-yellow fever type of way god bless you boys

Dunno I'm an English teacher

>implying that any nuclear facilities will be affected
kek

HORY SHIT ITS GODZIRRA

It's nothing

stay safe nips!

I don't know I've just seen a hair out of place in this perfectly reasonable story..
FALZE FLAG!!

youtube.com/watch?v=q_DOCq_9sQE

>the sun

Some of you gois aren't so bad so Imma fill ya in. Something big is going down half an hour ago, hold onto your dicks and stay inside

post time: 04:17:16

Post time: 04:30:53
image: earth quake 30 mins ago

do da math, y u lyin

>6.3

Is this a CNN story or something? This isnt news. Sage for fake happenings.

Ok keep me posted

>I can teach japanese people english without knowing japanese

I bet that's really fucking hard huh
How about you commit yourself instead of being really annoying to deal with with that intense language gap
Nobody will respect you if you as a teacher of your language if you haven't even given the time to be able to speak their language

FUCK
HER
RIGHT
IN
THE
GODZILLA

If that was true, they wouldn't be so fucking desperate for English teachers in Japan. They recruit them like crazy.

Yeah I'm not really into the whole respect thing

It worked

tohoku was a 9.1 at the epicenter (the thing that caused the tsunami that actually caused the disaster)
kys

Yes, you don't want respect because you know you don't deserve it, cool.
They just need some slave english fuck to correct their horrible pronunciation. They have everything else.

Also this

I didn't want to die from having no health insurance in a country I didn't enjoy living in so I moved to Japan

I'm not like some amazing person but I don't think I'm a piece of shit for taking an easy fun job and enjoying my life

Yeah, it's a really fun place to live, Respect-san

wanna know something fun?
lenin is fuckin dead
i bet a few people have pissed on his grave, even- assuming he hasn't been exhumed and fucked with

*unzips dick*

did you grab your dick?

they call it "immersive language classes", it's for intermediate/advanced students that already have some base training

Learn the language. That's just common courtesy. Don't be an ass.
Dunno what you're getting at with that reply.

lenins body is preserved in the red square and is probably pretty fucking hard to piss on my dude

Yeah I'm holding my dick now but I missed the initial quake

Praying for aftershocks

Ok I'll do my best

Good.

okay now put your finger in your butt. quickly for the full experience.

EVEN IF YOU SPEAK THE ANGUAGE YOU ARN'T SOPPSED TO TELL YOUR STUDENTS THAT. OTHERWISE THEY WILL JUST SPEAK TO YOU IN NIPONGO INSTEAD OF FORCING THEMSELFS TO LEARN ENGLISH

rofl!

Hard to type

A TSUNAMI BUOY HAS BEEN ACTIVATED OFF THE JAPAN COAST

what is "advance classes"

You can teach people a language better if you speak their language. This is a simple fact. If they don't know how to ask a question in english and ask a question in their native language about your language and you cannot answer then you fail as a teacher and you're basically useless.
Get a fucking grip.

>i bet a few people have pissed on his grave, even- assuming he hasn't been exhumed and fucked with

isnt lenins corpse on display somewhere in moscow?

Yesterday Fukushima was turned back on. FML

is it fun?
plagiaristgoomba or whatever ragequit his job because none of the students cared about trying to learn another language or even learn about other cultures

unless its a private business learning program sorta thing

Eh, I do speak some but can't read so well. My students know that, plenty of them struggle too

You can't go all aggro on them or they get frustrated

dont worry, dude. we'll get through this together.

Haha :DD

haha you crazy stay safe bro

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hory sheeeitu

Yeah, it's really fun. Depends on the job like anything else. Eikaiwa can be very high pressure, unis and HS are often better

Why do you care so much about this? Holy fucking shit, the vast majority of those teaching English in Japan are recent college graduate weeaboos who watched too much anime growing up and are there for a couple of years. Nobody gives a shit whether they speak Japanese, and it's not a necessary function of their job.

If they're there long-term, I'd agree with you. As it stands, the vast majority shouldn't even bother. They're very much wanted there as is.

Is this real or a goof?

uhhhh

Nigga shut up you stupid cracker, i bet chu still livin wit yo parents lmao fuckin geek tryna tell someone who actually has a job what to do LMAO

Yeah you're useless you're just their to correct their hatsuon, you're a hatsuon robot.

Who gives a fuck about u english teacher, is it happening or not?

*there

(I also do grammar)

M-MASAKA!

ABUNAIIIIII!!!!

Not that I can tell

Just a rainy evening

ned 4 sped toko drift

my grandfather was a language teacher and was fluent in about 6 or 7 languages but when he taught he would only use the language he was teaching. it kind of forces the student to learn by conversing in the chosen language.

they have books for that. they've studied bunpou. you've probably noticed yourselves, the english teachers have awful pronunciation. thats all you're really there for.

>6.8 quake off coast
happeningfags love this one, because it sounds doomy. but it happens every day multiple times.