My girlfriend just left me for an Aussie

My girlfriend just left me for an Aussie.
I hate to admit it but you guys are the supreme chads of the whole damn world.
Your accent alone could get off any bitch like a didgeridoo sybian.
WHY IS YOUR ACCENT SO SEXY TO WOMNEN!?!?!
I'm over here crying, a true Amerifag alone cuddling my guns while crocodile Dundee is banging out the love of my life.
I need you guys to help me, show me the ways of the Australian man!!!!

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i know this feeling man, how can we americans even compete?

The real question is do aus girls like americans?

rather an aussie steal my girl than a nigger

Are you a fag or a cuck?

Aussie girls love Americans, man up

Yeah, they do.

>tfw everyone says I sound American

The Australian accent is literally the sexiest on the planet, followed by French, Alabaman, and German (all when speaking english, and in that order)

>tfw no shitposting Aussie gf

>144254401

but... what kind? there are so many different flavors of american 'accents'

So masculine

did he have feathers?

sick cunt stole girl from your boring ass? wow

All you Sydney and Melbourne poofs sound like faggot half yanks

Real Australia says kys

Put your Geo flag on faggot

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She's gonna get feathered!

Never stepped foot in any other state than WA

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Sorry Satan, must be cross contamination

Stop guzzling yank media

What part of Australia talks like this
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Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia Fair.

South Australia

These are Sydney poofs

Real Aussies sound way harder. Queensland, north NSW, western etc

this is similar to down my way, rural Victoria. All we do down here is drink and work

All you tags think you talk like Aussies but you all sound like Sandra Sulley to me

Come up north and you'll find primo vintage 1970s Australia intact

why do amerilards and eurocucks have such high pitched voices?

>be strayan
>feel overwhelming desire to shitpost
>memeflag up
>pretend to be yank who got cucked by aussie
>talk up aussies as "the supreme chads of the whole damn world"
>stupid cunts fall for it
>fw

>MFW I'm actually an Aussie

>you all sound like Sandra Sulley to me

m8 I'm from Sydney but I kek'd anyway

You're an aussie, so this is merely a shit post.

Because one super chad basically got exiled to Australia and decided he needed to talk super chad like to attract the few females available thus the Australian accent was made.

>aussie using a proxy
This is why being a chad is a bonus and not the main draw. You don't want women you like you exclusively for your machismo because they're probably bicycles. If you run tests on your prospective gf the most important ones are dedication and maturity.

Take off the meme flag mate

Not even American girls like Americans.

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