>"Hi guys" >the crowd falls silent, their teeth lock and their intense stare focuses on Russel >*breaths in* >Their stare becomes demonic, they begin to shake >"So..." >They grasp their seats in a poor attempt at restraining themselves, but their shaking is so violent the seats begin to come loose. The anticipation is overwhelming, many begin to urinate involuntarily >"Heh, God isn't real, idiots" >The crowd literally erupts. Their shrieks and rapturous bellows almost drown out the cacophony of cranial explosions, flying chairs, births and applause. Universal euphoria has been achieved.
You don't solve a problem with a problem. How many times do you have to be told?
Luke Kelly
>Give up guns >(((Commies))) grab power >Millions of defensless citizens are murdered in gulags
Jose Bennett
Go suckstart a shotgun.
Alexander Wright
Nah cunt but we do backburn to prevent our fuck off gay trees from becoming overgrown pests
Samuel Young
Exactly so why are you trying to create a problem? Or are you just a tyrone looking for a safer work environment?
Justin Lopez
Listen mate, i'm just going off what Russel said, he knows his stuff, otherwise he wouldn't be on the television.
Benjamin Rogers
You shouldn't trust people names Russel. They're usually paid commies sent to spread misinformation.
Evan Sullivan
There's already plenty of containment zones for libshits where they can live their happy pastoral lives without firearms or any other means of protection, like the tax-paying slave cows they are.
Jack Martin
>saw him on tv >must believe him because he is on tv Wew lad. You mist think Rick and Morty is a documentary.
Juan Lopez
ironically a firefighting technique really is to use fire
Alexander Nguyen
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Easton Barnes
>You don't put out a fire with a blowtorch. Fire can be used to fight forest fires, albeit with a certain amount of risk. A controlled burn of a strip of forest will create a barrier to an oncoming forest fire as it will use up all the available fuel. LOL try again fagot.
Levi Rogers
Literally who ?
Sebastian Johnson
why are his eyes so close together?
Joseph Sanders
I have an uncle named Russell. Never met the guy, but I doubt he’s a commie.
John Bell
>cant blow fire out with blowtorch. Actually you can faggot. Hvac fags do it all the time when brazing.. torches are using pressure.. try it.
Angel Perez
Gun control can only work if the niggers and spics leave the usa , the usa is to far long gone for gun control
Nolan Gray
Didn’t realize this was modeled after an actual person.
Nathaniel Powell
How can you be so sure?
Juan Taylor
Poor brit should stay out of American politics.
Besides, some people somewhat like the second amendment in the United States.
Don't impede on others' rights because one person abused his.
London is effectively the crime capital of Europe, except people get stabbed, bludgeoned, blown up, or mowed down instead of shot.
>UK comedians should stay out of American politics anyways.
Julian Green
At least we will still be around to get stabbed, you donk.
p >Gun control If the population it's not armed effectively, what is going to deter the government from taking our other rights? If they take away the means of fight then the government will be almost unstoppable
If we are going for gun control, who is going to hoard the almost 300 million weapons that exists in the USA? The government doesn't have the logistics or the personal to take away that amount of weapons from both the citizens and the criminals
It's not the ability to defend yourself and the possibility to find ways to allow your safety a human right? While the police may help, their response reaction it's too slow (when seconds matter, the police is minutes away). Therefore, it's a human right to be able to get access to the best tools of self defense available.
In the same way that nobody can stop you or devoid you from your rights to buy healthcare, food, products and search for access and services. Neither with guns that can happen; stopping you from getting a tool of self defense it's a violation to your human rights because they stop your means to achieve the rights of security and defense.
Gun control only affects law abiding citizens, criminals will not follow the law and will keep getting their weapon supply from the black market and other illegal sources while the citizens lost their means to defend themselves, giving an edge to the criminals in violent crime and other illegal acts
You don't bring fists to a knife fight, and you don't bring knifes to a gun fight. Guns are weapons that level the field in a combat situation. old, sick or incapacitated people are more able to fight back with a gun against criminals. Taking away their rights to have a gun is taking away a live.
Easton Fisher
>HAHA YOUR COUNTRY IS TRYING TO MAKE YOU SAFER, WHAT A LOSER!
Americhubs, everyone...
Owen Hall
(((safer)))
Kevin Moore
Also
Mass shooting, or at least the mainstream ones, usually happens in gun free zones like schools and hotels, if a gun enters a gun free zone, that doesn't makes you think about their efficacy in deterring armed crimes?
A lot of gun deaths are from gang shootings using illegal weapons from the black market, the majority of statistics regarding guns in America, like deaths, mass shootings, etc. Comes from the crime of inner cities from criminals and also from suicide. Law abiding citizens rarely use a weapon legally bought to commit a crime.
The government should fear the people, not the contrary. If the population can't make the government afraid of it's decisions regarding the rights of the citizens, then the government could ignore those pleas because there aren't consequences.
Xavier Brooks
>he literslly defends living in an orwellian shithole >HURR WHY DO AMERILARDS WANT TO KEEP THEIR FREEDOM SO MUCH
So we don't turn into your fucking police state. Now don't be flaccid, bin that acid cunt.
