The year is 1933, you bump into Hitler in a quiet café

The year is 1933, you bump into Hitler in a quiet café.

What do you tell him ?

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Don't push the Soviets

CAM NEWTON IS THE MAN HE'S BLACK SO YOU MAY NOT LIKE HIM AT FIRST BUT HEAR HIM OUT THE DUDE IS BASED AS FUCK

Don't show mercy, just kill the fucking Brits. Anglos are genetically predesigned to be servant goyims to Jews, they cannot help themselves. There is no "white" just Aryan and non-Aryan, go all out.

Don't invade russia

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Double breasted is shit. SHIT!

Germany's on its knees and it's 1933
In the papers all you see is the motherfuckin heeb
You've got two choices: Heed the Versailles treaty
Or, go full fash and set your people free

Die fascist pig *unsheathes dildo*

I kill him and prevent WWII.

buy bitcoins

stay at peace with russia (at least after crushing the brits) then you can turn on them instead of fighting two fronts

The coffee here sucks.

No Russian

Hitler, my man... you will have a lifetime to bring your vision around if you just slow your roll a bit...

and, you know.... don't push the soviets.

>What do you tell him ?

Why Trump?

Destroy Britain or lose. Youre going to think you have other options but you don't. Don't try to sue for peace

I would try to explain the construction of a nuclear bomb.

Also: DON'T INVADE RUSSIA

Veto your generals. Dont invade Russia. Tell Japan not to bomb Pearl Harbor. USA has a WMD of the likes you have never seen, place holdings of kike prisioners around your military infrastructures to dissuade them from nuking you. The bolsheviks and the jews are attempting to run a disinformation campaign about your Kingdom. Spread as much proof of their evil as possible.
Godspeed, mein Führer.

Give him a light schematic that explains the function of atomic weaponry

I dont tell him anything. I put tea spoon deep into his eye socket.

I'd run a butter knife through his neck

Don't trust Churchill. Ever.
Be patient with Russia. Don't do too deep. Let Winter pass.

You did everything wrong

>Then go assassinate FDR

Do not open a two front war with Russia. Do not execute operation barbarossa

Listen to Rommel

Retreat from Stalingrad when the time is right.

i would tell him those companies funding your war effort are your true foe, its a trap

why are you so fat?

Wait until Wernher von Braun gets the V2s before attacking anyone.

He had to. USSR were planning on attacking Germany. Hitler preceeded Stalin by few days/weeks. Soviets had higher productivity and every day Hitler would've stalled would only increase Stalin's chance of winning.

The British won't accept you. Destroy them or make peace with them, but don't prolong the war. Take what you've got now or you'll lose completely.

lol

When autumn approaches, and with it a slight sadness, I want a little warmth, a cup of hot tea and a little slice of Poland.

>now
I mean in 1943.

Rush nukes

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"It's all because of a Judeo-Masonic conspiracy to bring about world communism"

"By the way, don't try to invade Russia in the winter."

You can really tell that most of you guys have no idea about the eastern front. If the German army was "more patient" with Russia, Russia would have time to mobilize more eastern troops and produce more T-34s and aircraft in their relocated factories and absolutely steamroll the German army the following spring once the roads clear.

Defeat the West before you invade the Soviet Union or destruction will befall the Fatherland and the mongrel hoards will claim Germany for the Caliphate. Also, Anne Frank is in the attic....
>draw Pic related on a napkin then leave.

No its not

Dont invade poland

Calais is a clever ruse

I have a place in Argentina if things get rough

Don't attack Poland before the Russians do.

Bet everything you have on Jesse Owens at the 1936 Olympics.

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終わり.

There will come a day when Brits convince Americans to join against you, when that happens reach out to General Patton, he has no love for Eisenhower, or jews, and generally hates the Soviets most of all. He can be swayed and if so then the American assault on Europe will be rendered completely ineffective for the allies and may even provide a battalion of reinforcements for the Axis.

Stay within your borders. Fix your own country.

>thinking the absence of Hilter would have prevented global war

Gas the Anglos first.

'33 was too late. In '23 I could have made a difference.
>Dolfi", I'm going to bum around Galicia and Bukovina for a few weeks. Better than fucking shit-tip Vienna, anyroad. Come with me, see a bit of the old empire."

The stupid cunt would then have had his horizons broadened a bit, and might even have come to appreciate the Slavs for the great reservoir of European culture and genetics that they are.

"Actually kill 6 million jews"

kill the brits, just destroy the fucking island, throw everything at them

this guys gets it. there is that speech from the finish secret service where hitler clearly states that he had to invade russia, they were amassing forces and moving them near the border, he said " history will not excuse me for allowing myself to refuse to think that they would be treacherus".

Start stockpiling winter supplies and don't let the British evacuate from Dunkirk, they'll never accept peace, crush them.

Wait some years before you invade Poland.

>ausfag
>likes double breasted anything
Why am I not surprised? Fucking degenerate.

Comrade do not mess with the Russians it will be your downfall ally with them and win the war

Do not invade poland, ask englands help in crushing communism and the soviet union.

"Don't destroy half of Europe, please"

hey arschloch, haben einen Dolch in deinem Herzen

三山曰。

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hallo, du bist in meinem Sitz

>The year is 1933, you bump into Hitler in a quiet café.
>What do you tell him ?

I show him Hearts of Iron and we run a few simulations until he gets good.

Tell him?

I'll stab him in the throat with a broken glass before I say two words to that worthless subhuman

Guten Tag. Ich bin Amerikaner. Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. Ich mag Hunde.

Forget the jews! Left-handed are the actual enemies you need to genocide.

this this this

leave the fucking soviets alone. they will collapse anyway

Hold of on Operation Barbarossa until after Operation Sea lion.

Russia is cold as fuck. Prepare your army accordingly.

Here's how 128 bit encryption works...

Einstein and Oppenheimer are the key to everything.

How could Hitler take down USSR before they'd get their shit together, bar offing Stalin and his closest?

Fuck off, if it wasn’t for the (((USA))) he would have defeated Russia and won the war.

t. jew

>ally with them
HAH

Try the fish of the day, its superb.

Not to declare war on the Soviet Union and United States at the same time though it's a little worrisome that someone would have to be told that..

Also I would wish him good luck in the final solution.

It doesn't matter Hitler.
We will declare war.
We will be victorious
We will refine your people.
It will all be for naught in the end. Go home now Hitler.

You're gonna get accused of killing 6 million jews so just go ahead and actually do it.

There's a shitload of oil outside of Norway. Now you have unlimited oil for the war machine thank me later

You're on the wrong board, Shlomo.

I'd give him a name : J. Robert Oppenheimer
And tell him to find that guy and fund all his projects. And keep his work. Don't let him go. Alive.

Babbies first conspiracy.

Cute.

kek

Love your art!

Hitler did genocode 6 million though. You're literally a retard if you believe the holocaust didn't happen.

>Sees hitler in 1933 in cafe
>*detonates McNuke on cafe*

>Russia. Prepare your army accordingly.
Oh lol.. you can not just take and prepare for Russia. There's always something to surprise you with something.

hello jew

Oy vey.

Kill all jews. They're going to come up with lies to say you killed 6 million jews so you have nothing to lose. Round up all jews and kill them all. Leave no survivors.

redpill him on racial IQ differences so that he sees that it's natural for ashkenazi jews to be at the top of business hierarchies and stops being anti-semitic and everyone lives in peace and harmony

Sure thing Abe

Don't attack Russia until Britain is in ashes

I'm your brother from your father's side, Adolf. I know you never got to meet your father, but I do want us to have the bond of siblings. Let's get you circumcised and arrange a Bar Mitzvah and you can finally rejoin your people that by blood you belong too.

I detect a lack of an argument.

My name is John Titor and ...

This finn gets it

You see the new betty boop cartoon senpai? Fapped to that shit