Find a flaw

Find a flaw

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She isn't snake.

He said flaw, user

She will never be real and I will never have sex with her. Why even live?

She isn't a virgin

she is not quiet like shinobu + meme
best shinobu is quiet shinobu

She's 12 in that form.

Long hair

I don't currently have any donuts.

i thought shinobu's normal form was 8.

Undead.

Physically

She's almost 600, her form doesn't matter.

Her normal form is 27 with a body of a goddess of love.

She's not the Kizu loli version.

loli > hag

She's kind of a dick and pretty dangerous. If you have a fight with her she can kill you and will get away with it.

Plus it seems like the only way to impress her is to become a vampire and that comes with it's own set of challenges and issues.

semantics. the form we see her in most is her 8 year old form, not her 12 year old one.

Son, I'm disappoint.

>not wanting to live an eternity with Shinobu

not enough porn

Pedo get out

>Sup Forums reaction image
>shit taste
Sasuga.

>tfw all the doujins with really good art are fucking NTR

Terrible taste in doughnuts. Mr Donuts is a shit tier doughnut store even worse than Dunkan Donuts.

if liking loli shinobu is wrong then i don't want to be right

Can't tell if serious or stupid.

Admittedly, vampires in the monogatari universe seem to have it pretty easy, I don't know if I'd want to live forever. Even with Shinobu by my side, the thought of living forever really is kinda scary. I mean, forever is a long time. Would I ever want to die? What if I lived to the age where the sun swallows up the Earth? What if I live until the heat death of the universe? What if humanity never makes it off this planet and in 1,000,000 years I realize I'm alone and all humans have died?

And that's ignoring all the short term problems of being hunted and needing to constantly search for sources of blood to drink to live. Breaking into people's houses, avoiding detection with 21st century forensics. How would I do that? I don't want to hurt anyone. Maybe I could live off donated blood and just work at a hospital and steal blood bags.

>forgetting this
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You ever eat Mr Donuts? They're dry tasteless garbage.

Slut. Vampire Slut.

>you need to use appropriate r.i.s on each board

>being a crossboarding cancer

Mr. Donuts is like the McDonalds of donuts. They're generic, not terribly great, but they're everywhere and when you really want a donut, there's probably one around the corner. Really, the only thing Mr. Donuts has going for it is name recognition.

So there are tons of places to get donuts with better quality and comparable prices. I can absolutely understand why Araragi gets tired of taking her there.

good reaction images are good no matter where they come from you fucking sperg

>wew this image mentions weed and jews that's so funny
Remove yourself

You can still die, just not to the old age. Though you'd want to do a better job committing sudoku than Seishirou did.

>he's still going

>she can kill

She's too cute to have sex with.

>not wanting to defile the cute

>semantics.
I don't like it when people say that, especially when it's in a derogatory way.

A lot of conflicts could be resolved if people realized that stases of definition are some of the most common ones there are, and that those cannot be resolved by acting as if the discussion was in a stasis of conjecture.

Semantics are fucking important.

I can't believe how much you care about this

Her voice actor is fucking garbage.

It's unfitting and just plain annoying.

Ain't seen the first movie yet but i hope they changed the VA for her older form.

Watermarked images are never good.

Images not pertaining Sup Forums board are forbidden to be posted on Sup Forums by the rules and also tend to be not good.

That reaction image wouldn't be good even on trash boards.

Heresy.

well, in that setting, it made sense. first user mentioned shinobu's "normal form," which i guess he assumed meant the one that we always see, but user 2 meant the form she had before the series, which could also be seen as her "normal form," but to us, as viewers, her loli form is her normal form. so i believe that calling user 2's nitpicking as semantics isn't terribly off

Lol, have another drink

That's the rub with becoming a vampire as I've thought about it. If you become one, you're essentially doomed to a violent death. You'll never just die peacefully in your sleep, it'll have to be murder or suicide. Maybe it's not a big deal to some people, but the idea of having to be killed violently or kill myself at some point isn't very comforting.

Age is a social construct you racist

Best vampire coming through

She is not mine.

no character song.

What's so great about dying accidentally? Excluding the external death issue, I can imagine some people treasuring the thought to be immortal until you choose to die; to be in full control to choose when you want to leave the stage.

>liking maaya

Her voice is trash for Bat and should stick to voicing Major.

Thanks faggot I wasn't planning on fapping today but now I have to

nothing best loli vampire
>dem as109 feet

Poor mans Eva

Actually it's a time measurement for a generalized comparison. The social construct would be that getting older = getting more mature

Kiss shot may not be, but Shinobu is

The only problem with her is that the cunt refuses to sing OPs for bat arcs.

No. Cute lolis are for hugging, kissing, and cuddling, not for defiling.

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But right now I can choose to kill myself at any time. I can also choose to live my life and die at a ripe old age. Humans evolved to only live a certain amount of years, I don't know how we'd mentally cope with living for hundreds or thousands of years. At some point I think a typical person will feel they have lived long enough. Maybe not though, I guess I don't know. I can't speak for everyone. But, if I had the choice between dying of old age or being murdered, I'd choose dying of old age. If I was a vampire, I couldn't choose that one though.

>Age is a social construct
Actually, depending on what you define (social) "constructs" as, depending on how you define "age" (bodily constitution, mental constitution, pure time of existence, ...) and depending on whether you follow Kuhnian philosophies of science, that's actually a true statement.

>not wanting to hold hands with the cute loli

You literally have a fucking afterlife in the gatari-verse.
>having to be killed violently
Meh, it's not like world is one town, and every citizen is an elite vampire hunter. You can do pretty well, if you don't draw too much attention to yourself.

She doesn't refuse, she's under contract

GROWN MEN in this thread getting excited over little animu girls

>ReinForce
LOOK GUYS IM SUPERIOR I CAN WATCH RAWS XDD

>fapping to a child
have you no shame?

You sound super jealous.

Shut up idiot
I had extracted the subs from the various sub released and used those

Can't resist shinobu

The BDs weren't subbed before yesterday, retard.

>You literally have a fucking afterlife in the gatari-verse.
Great, so I have to live for a really long time, then get killed, and then live even longer as a spirit? This is even more reason to stay as a normal human and just die peacefully and then live as a nice old ghost.

Spirits that died violent deaths tend to end up fucky too.

And if I choose to never die/get killed, then the issues I raised with an excessively long lifespan start to matter. What if WWIII wipes out all humans on earth? I'll be doomed. What if humans never manage interstellar colonies or whatever? The sun will eventually engulf the earth. It's all lose-lose.

iktf

She's from a shitty slideshow

>But, if I had the choice between dying of old age or being murdered
>If I was a vampire, I couldn't choose that one though.
Earlier, you allowed the possibility of suicide, too. This third option changes everything.

>Humans evolved to only live a certain amount of years, I don't know how we'd mentally cope with living for hundreds or thousands of years.
We barely know how we, as individual persons, will mentally cope with being 50 or 80 years old.

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Her laugh

>What if WWIII wipes out all humans on earth?
You die too. I will remind you, that Kiss-shot almost died from a fucking blood loss, because she got choped up by vhunters. If a bunch of bodybuilders can kill a vampire, then nukes will do the trick too.

Then again Seishirou got burned to ash with sunlight and still regenerated centuries later

Because he wanted to. Gaen says that. You really overestimate vampire's durability.

wew

I want to fuck her so hard

Does anyone have that one post about how snails can control their every muscle and can suck really good?

I want to look EXACTLY like shinobu

Who cares?

No more show?

I would stick my dick in you.

Non-existent

This is when he was going to take college exams with Hitagi, so he's alive again since hanamonogatari takes place after this

Let's divide up causes of death into 4 categories

1. Natural (old age)
2. Accidental (illness, accidents, etc)
3. Suicide
4. Murder

I realize this is a bit simplistic, but it gets my point across.

As a normal human, I have all 4 options of death available to me. If I become a vampire, I only have options 3 and 4.

Now, the loss of option 2 as a vampire is actually a plus. There will be no way to die of sickness or accidentally or anything. That's a plus. However, it also means I lose option 1. To some, option 1 is a negative as well, but I consider it a positive. So by becoming a vampire I lose a positive method of death.

If we look at option 3 and 4, they are both negatives. Being murdered is definitely a negative, and suicide is generally negative, though I guess in some cases it can be seen as a positive (if you have a chronic illness, or I guess if you're a vampire who wants death. Still, either way, I consider it traumatic and generally negative).

So, in my point of view, option 1 is the only positive cause of death. Options 2, 3, and 4 are what I would consider negative causes of death. By becoming a vampire, I lose my only positive cause of death and retain only 2 negative ones. While I lose one negative cause of death by becoming a vampire (option 2), I also lose the only positive option.

To me, that's not a good deal.

Oh yea thanks! I forget the timeline is all over the place.

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but where can I download koyomimonogatari with subs?

Awful opinion. She's trash

LOL bro, just watch the raws like this guy and be cool

>raws
clearly shows subs

check nyaa

>he doesn't know how to rip the subs off the webrips and remux them into the bd raws