Croatia = best country

This is why Croatia is one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world:

>money and high purchasing power
>birthplace of famous inventor
>was a solid empire in middle ages
>gay rights
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>some people ride bikes to work
>praised by Nietzsche for its peoples musical achievements in Ecce Homos
>hs produkt vhs 2
>strong and predictable economy
>importing cars from Portugal
>white & European
>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>people wear modern clothes
>most people have smartphones

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>Only country with a pineapple flag

>gay rights
>importing cars from Portugal
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050

All of theese things are horrible though

Why didn’t you add my extended list? Here are few more accomplishments

>croatian military ration rated as the best by Steve1989MREInfo
>can produce own submarines and battle ships
>ISIS defeated due to croatian assault rifles
>Croats mentioned in Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy
>probably commited genocide but got away with it
>produces fastest electric supercar
>grand tour filmed in Croatia

Got to change my flag

Who is this demon semen?

>he doesn't recognize this years old pasta

will do

And remove gay rights from the list, we have marriage defined as “between man and a woman” in constitution

A lot of Croat posters are nigger lovers

After seeing this video I am convinced Croatia is easily the best

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I heard you guys like kebab.

>birthplace of famous inventor
Every fucking time!

i thought history was haram in islam?

>Polish technology

We have many inventors, the list would be too long so this is I think correct description. When you read “bithplace of famous inventor” you can think of any croatian inventors you choose.

>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>some people ride bikes to work
>importing cars from Portugal
>people wear modern clothes
>most people have smartphones

That's fucking adorable, you almost have the Nordic standard of living. Just insert 3 million niggers to burn everything you achieved down and you will be just like us.

fuck off
we're full

...

booga svooga dooga

That's it, I'm moving there

ZDS

these are some of the most shit reasons, how old aren't you?

TKO JE TO!!!??? HČSP?

The top celebrity of Croatia

Marko Skejo

money..... that's why you cunts have fleed and come to the swan valley. fucking parasites. you guys are poor as fuck after the war. now you guys mooch around. fuck you guys have beautiful women but are self entitled cunts

>money..... that's why you cunts have fleed and come to the swan valley. fucking parasites. you guys are poor as fuck after the war

believing fake news. baka bruce...

>are self entitled cunts
based roo

you have forgot one important thing: so far it s the country with the lowest mixing in marriages and couples.
> both croatian men and women strongly avoid foreigners for relationships
> strongly catholic country
> one of the countries that decided the closure of the balkan migrant route

Has Marutei Tsurunen been mentioned already?

>Tsurunen was representing the democrats in the upper house of the Japanese parliament during they years 2002-2013 as its first Western-born member.

A fucking major achievement considering how doubtful the Japanese are against foreigners. Of course Finland is an exception of some sort, the older folk knows and appreciates Mannerheim and Finns.

Apparently a very conservative politician and that's exactly what japskies like..

Dubrovnik was nice, the old city is crowded as fuck though.

>one of the countries that decided the closure of the balkan migrant route

nigga, we left it opened during the left wing gov

who dat?

an appropriate decision could not have been made in time.
rumors in zagreb are that fidesz (hungary / orban) and serbia (vucic) agreed to forward all the migrants to croatia to crush the SDP. that s why croatia s first reaction was to put them on a train and send them to hungary
all this because zoran milanovic in the toilets of the EU parliament said to viktor orban to go fuckhimself. rumor is that orban wanted to dictate some shit to milanovic (SDP leader), milanovic told him "fuck off" and orban didn t appreciate it.
fidesz and HDZ are strong allies.

Was in Split in August 2 years ago. More beautiful girls then I had ever seen in 1 place before.

I returned last year in October (after tourist season) to look for a wife. I saw hot 7-10 class body's with ugly as fuck big nose, acned, tranny looking faces attached.

I left and went to Belgrade Serbia. Found the hot again. I am convinced all the hot girls in Croatia during the summer are Serb girls on vacation.

>both croatian men and women strongly avoid foreigners for relationships
don't know about the rest, but their grills don't avoid us tho

Both of your countries are virtually identical

>I left and went to Belgrade Serbia. Found the hot again. I am convinced all the hot girls in Croatia during the summer are Serb girls on vacation.
or maybe you found croat girls in belgrade kek

are you sure they haven t switched flags in this pic?
however, less bullshit and come to tell me how many people in the balkans are not SOUTH SLAVIC mix, which for me does not count as mix. the only mixed marriages in ex yugoslavia were among other ex yu countries. for me that s not mixing.
the biggest diversity is now croatian man marrying russian and ukrainian women, happening more often now to croats working in russia (but also serbs that are often emigrating to russia now).
and anyway, neither serb girls avoid croats, so nemoj mi se uskurciti bre

>high purchasing power
>money
yeah tell that to all those going out of the country

>however, less bullshit and come to tell me how many people in the balkans are not SOUTH SLAVIC mix, which for me does not count as mix. the only mixed marriages in ex yugoslavia were among other ex yu countries. for me that s not mixing.
i agree with you both on that one though

i just posted it for the bantz here since we and croats like to provoke each others in that way kek

however the only difference i found between serbs and croats is that in croatia people avoid saying too many nice words, they have some hungarian influence so they rarely go too munchy munchy, while in serbia people are all the time calling "honey, sweetheart, love"etc , serbs tend to use this nice words too much.
apart from that they are almost identical

maybe he meant Faust Vrancic or Ruđer Boskovic
but yeah every fkn time xddddx

anyway, i m croat. born in socialist family, 2 years ago i decided to try to get serbian citizenship so just i could travel to russia china etc without visa (serbia is not NATO so it s easier to get in some countries with serbian passport). and serbia gave me a fucking second passport! so now i have double citizenship for the LOLz

>nemoj mi se uskurciti bre
kek, are you slovak learning our language or a croat? i know there's some croatian minority in the west of your cunt where croats emigrated ever since ottomans invaded
we also have slovak minority here and they're the best and the most chill people

i saw your response after replying kek
good for you
our passport will be valuable until we enter in EU (hopefully never) and (((they))) tell us to cut all ties with russia and china

second this, have a friend in zagreb that most of the girls that come to belgrade comme here because its much cheaper

croat living in slovakia. a lot of serbs from the slovak community emigrate from serbia here, because if you prove you are from the slovak minority you automatically get work visa for slovakia
> the thing that makes me sad is that we in the balkans know what means letting muslims in (ottomans) but the rest of europe is letting them in , learning nothing from the past. our history shows what those people are

actually zagreb is not really cheap. beer is cheaper in slovakia. in croatia you can t find anywhere beer for less than 8 kuna per half liter (1.15 euro cca). in slovakia you can find it even for 60 cents in a pub
belgrade also is not so cheap, only restaurants are fairly cheap

and also for the reason there are more clubs and splavs of course

yeah i know there's also a lot of our people who come to work in some factories in hungary in slovakia for a season and then come back

> strong economy
> owing billions and whole country spazzing out
> di su pare?

>croats
>civilized

mainly people from vojvodina and the area from belgrade to north. until some time ago if you were from vojvodina, places like subotica and similar, you just say "jo napot" and hungary was like "yeah he s hungarian here s the passport", at least it used to be from what i hear
while for czech rep and slovakia there s the official minority in serbia and croatia, so you need papers to prove ancestry or being part of the minority

>belgrade also is not so cheap, only restaurants are fairly cheap
yeah it is even compared to the rest of the country
i live in the south and i can drink and eat like a kang in restaurants/taverns even with avg salary

> american
> daring to define what is civilization

*it is a bit expensive

Have any replies mentioned Marutei Tsurunen?

>Tsurunen was the first Western-born member in the Japanese House of Lords, representing the Democrats from 2002-2013

This achievement is particularly noteworthy due to Japanese insularity, suspicion of foreigners and general ingroup preference (Finnland being a major exception, as many older Japanese are of aware of and appreciate Mannerheim and Finnish values in general.)

Apparently they liked him because of his Conservative politics.

You didn't convince me, your list is a bunch of crap.

are you from nis?
i remember in belgrade (not center tho, some outer part, labudovo brdo), with around 4 euros (500 or 600 dinara) i had full breakfast bacon 2 eggs bread and half liter beer. like, balkan breakfast

Moar pics of that roastie? I would TRI KURETA her, if you know what I mean...

i live in the southernmost city but i visit nis occasionally yeah. here for 800 din you can order 1 kilos of pečenje and literally shit yourself kek

Daily reminder that Croatia is better than other countries in Balkans

>American flag
literally coming from a country that allowed terrorist group to do whatever the fuck they want

says the man that has to fight muslim immigrants parties and political groups in his own country...
> few years ago in switzerland there s been a referendum to forbid the costructions of minarets
> some muslim political groups in switzerland started to claim swiss flag discriminated non christians cause it s a cross
so, emmental cheese citizen, are you afraid you are losing control of your own country?

Lmao I love this pasta

>can't even fight against serbs
pppfff, sure... "best" country of midi enhanced music

>TRI KURETA
top kek

fellow slavs, i need to tell you, confess you.
i have worked in western europe and it s not for me. i decided to live only in eastern europe.
western people don t have our values. don t have our sense of hospitality and welcoming.
especially in the balkans the gostoprimljivost, which is something more than hospitality, is important, the sense that people are glad to host you, to share with you. in western europe they don t have this.
fuck, i m in bratislava now, 70km from wien, and even this city is too western.
we must go back to our original slavic values, we cannot let ourselves be westernized

> can t even fight scots welsh and irish people

I saw none of this in Split in off season. If this ever was in Croatia my guess is girls this hot leave to the west now that they have EU passport. That's what I've seen in Hungary.

For fucks sake, get another picture. This one is so old that she is in her 40's by now.

God, even our shitposters suck.

would severina s pic be ok?

>tfw my peers,
>the girls i grew up with, think that being, acting and looking western is 'cool'
>natural ginger girl, tall with green eyes, 10/10 legs, 8/10 face.. now looks like your average whore from instagram
>tanned skin, adidas cap, too much makeup, black hair
>my mates started dressing up like these pussies from USA, they literally buy nigger clothes
why is this happening to us

I know exactly what you mean. I lived years in the US. People greet you with a fake smile and immediately forget you once you turn. They are extremely superficial. Here, we know about гocтoпpимecтвo like you say.

Western Europe/US are cold places, without virtue or creed, except money. Fuck that.

well maybe you're right, most young people now flee from these shitholes at the first chance, sad but true
(also this grill i posted is likely from zagreb and thereabouts tho)

we must stop westernization at every cost. the degenerates in our country are concentrated in capital of course, we gunna be westernized soon if we don't stop spreading of that cancer

Hungary welcoming as well :-D

>Drinks smirnoff bBBBbrRreeEeEzzZah

She's trash

well, one of the reasons russians woke up, removed eltsin and "elected" putin is they quickly realized russia was getting too americanized and losing its values.
we must also be aware of it, we have tradition, culture, and civilization. just think about it, in slavic culture the biggest taboo ever sexually speaking is incest, and doctors confirm why it is bad. since centuries we have been more civilized and advanced than most other countries. we never went on war for territorial expansion or colonialism. and we are the bad ones?
long live the V4, hoping they include croatia and becomes V5

>westernization is bad

Croatia westernized and joined the EU and look at their economy and society now compared to yours. That retarded seljak sentiment is why ex-Ottoman states will never get anywhere. Especially when you have diaspora always preaching about muh slava from the comfort of their Western homes egging you on into thinking the west is evil.

>we must go back to our original slavic values, we cannot let ourselves be westernized
we'll get westernized when the corruption ends, so pray to god everyone keeps on steeling

>westernization is good goyim
i wonder who could be behind this post

Fuck hospitality.

>army uses homemade tanks
not quite

It's funny how west almost demonizes us
But when you combine the history of every slavic nation ( minus russia due to communism ) you will reach an interesting conclusion

You will see that these slavic nations together commited less crimes against humanity than England or Belgium ALONE

> says the american
really dude, if you are american you are the lowest. you cannot talk to us with that tone because your country never had civilization.
> also, croatia has much less debt than USA
> no people bankrupting in croatia for medical bills
> no school shottings in croatia
> homogeneus christian society
> you can leave the door at home open, nothing will happen

Whatever, you can believe whatever you want in your decrepit aging shithole, no skin off my nose. One day you'll grow up out of your juvenile attitude, look literally one country next door, and realize "oh shit, wtf have we been doing for 20 years?"

>you cannot talk to us with that tone because your country never had civilization.

>literally madeup country that stole Hungarian symbols and slapped it on his flag

I should care about your dribble why?

>t. cultureless swine

We welcome only people who have good intent. Invaders get this

exactly what i mean my pierogi friend.
also we are humble, less arrogant than others. how many fucking important things are slavic inventions but we don t brag about it all the time, we just move on with our life
> eastern european countries have the lowest crime rates in europe despite being "poorer"
please make this pic go around

Yes sir you are right. On that trip from 2 years ago I drove up the coast, to Zagreb, then toward Wein and Prage. As soon as I past the Slovenia border I could see the mind fucked femi-nazi dreg women with full sleeves of tattoos. It only got worse as I went north and had niggers trying to sell me weed in Prague and I feared returning to Hungary.

I finally got to Budapest last year and my heart broke seeing 2 fat green hair dykes walking down the street holding hands and jig-a-monkeys walking around with Hungarian girls. I got on a plane 24 hours later and left.

adding to A SINGLE FUCKING TOMATO doesn't cost 3$ here and it doesn't taste like clay

then what is this ??
total-croatia-news.com/politics/22533-saudi-arabia-to-build-world-largest-islamic-museum-in-croatia

Croatia is the Ukraine of the Balkans.

No. Not best but nice country. You support the gay, purchasing power not that good (at least not like gypsy stink Moldova) and you have the nigger in south of country.

>>gay rights
stopped reading there hope chetniks kill you and your family one day

This pic needs an update
>Bullet-proof vests - Poland
>Gps - Slovakia
>Mine detectors - Poland

>russians woke up
>russians
>woke up
>removed eltsin
>"elected" putin

Geez are you for real? You managed to miss every shot except for the last one, because of the quotation marks. Russians, as a nation never removed or elected anything. They are a nation of indifferent and obedient. They do not care about politics even if they are being killed by it, all they can do is to beg.

t. escaped russian

>literally madeup country that stole Hungarian symbols and slapped it on his flag
because you are an idiot and you don t know hungary and croatia were parts of the austro hungarian empire, hungary and croatia have 500 years of history together, 500 years of fighting ottoman kebabs. we were an empire with history, traditions and nobility, fighting for the christian europe and defending it from kebabs when neither the concept of USA existed.

Kosovo/Bosnia is the Ukraine of Balkans.

that's self propelled artillery, not a tank

>gay rights
>european
>modern "clothes"
>mass phone users
>best