Ha-hayai

>Ha-hayai

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These will never stop being hilarious.
don't they belong on another forum?

Enemy stand?

This shit can't be for real, right?

wikihow.com/Disarm-Someone-With-a-Knife

Don't say I didn't warn you.

>don't they belong on another forum?
Maybe, but it seemed anime related enough to go here.

Holy shit, this entire website is literally written by a guy sitting at home thinking "yeah, this is definitely how a fight would go. I'd win easily".

What happened to the "surviving a school shooting" guide?

No user, wikihow is a collective of users making these guides.

What should bother you is that someone, somewhere is drawing those pictures.

>"I-i'll disarm him with move sensei taught me!"
>"Wait a minute, his technique...!"
Alternatively
>"Yeap, this'll work"
>"Is he serious?"

wikihow.com/Survive-a-School-or-Workplace-Shooting#/Image:Survive-a-School-or-Workplace-Shooting-Step-19-Version-3.jpg

Shit, if I could paint like that I'd probably help out too. Enabling autism is it's own reward.

I'm going to start saving these and pasting thought bubbles from manga into them

>h-he's fast!

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I can't stop laughing at this.

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What is this site's affiliation with JoJo?

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Has there ever been a time someone got cut off from completely saying HAYAI! because yes it was damn faster than being able to say the words.

>I can do it all day

haha what the fuck

za

warudo

dostedt

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Snake, remember the basics of CQC.

> A freshly spawned AI will never base its behavioral models on wikihow articles to create hilarious and wacky situations

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>Shiro is the red man
Sasuga

MIERU.

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> Step 8
> You killed him, you're just like him.

I kinda feel the guy at the back should be emitting ki

Sasuga kanpeki keikaku

Anyone who takes this shit seriously will die.

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It's "Snake, Try to remember some of the basics of CQC."

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I'm pretty sure the majority of the images are just traced over stock photos.
Still fucking autistic.

haha oh god

who makes the fucking art in these

My uncle is a black belt in aikido
Served in the army
Teaches self defense
Spent a month in the hospital "trying" to disarm a guy with an icepick then got himself stabbed

If you niggers thought all those flashy "disarm" techniques are possible you're a retard

Best way is to just fucking book it

> Burgers
> being faster than a speeding snail train.
That's why these guides exist, user! A 400kg tub of freedom needs to stand his ground.

No, the most effective technique is to start stabbing before the other guy got his weapon out.

> Police officer pumps 15 rounds into black man, reaching for his driver's license, then reloads for 15 more

>black belt in aikido

HAHAHA, your uncle is fucking useless, but you are right, "disarming" is a pretty silly thing to attempt,.

Anyone have the za warudo edit gif an user made?
I fucking lost that one

Someone post the dog one. The one with the extended neck.

I only have this one

>how two girls have sex

>exposing your back
>all those attacks implying the knife wielder will attack with his knife hand first
>pinning attacks on the knife arm

Isn't aikido actual hand to hand combat though? No wonder if it's basically useless against an armed opponent, he might as well said his uncle is great at fishing, totally irrelevant. If it was a martial art that's actually meant to disarm people like karate or capoeira then that's a different story.