Brit/pol/ safety edition

Rules
>No Racism
>Check the list of banned topics don't get 15 years, don't go to jail
gov.uk/government/publications/proscribed-terror-groups-or-organisations--2

>Ted Heath 'abused boys as young as 11', linked to 42 claims of paedophile assaults
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/news/politics/claims-ex-pm-ted-heath-11272008

>Ruddcunt "does not need to" understand encryption
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/tech/uk-home-secretary-accuses-tech-11284903
>"I don't need to understand how encryption works to understand how it's helping - end-to-end encryption - the criminals"

>Royal Mail vote to go ahead with strike over pay and pensions
unv.is/employeebenefits.co.uk/issues/october-online-2017/royal-mail-employees-vote-strike-action-dispute-pensions/

>Britain the biggest diplomatic loser in Yemen crisis
unvis.it/middleeastmonitor.com/20171002-what-next-for-britain-in-yemen/

>Unmarried men will go looking for ‘the alternative on the internet’ if they don’t tie the knot, says IDS
unv.is/huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/marriage-iain-duncan-smith_uk_59d3b8f9e4b04b9f92054af5

>UK adults will have to opt-out from mandatory state organ theft
unv.is/express.co.uk/news/uk/862537/uk-theresa-may-organ-transplant-jeremy-corbyn-conservative-labour-medical-association

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youtube.com/watch?v=W4icMkZkAeQ
economist.com/style-guide/americanisms
youtube.com/watch?v=J-ZHpNjnVEE&pbjreload=10
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

On tonight's show!

>Kate Winslet
>Idris Elba
>Chris Rock
>Liam Gallagher

BBC One, 10:35pm

Animeposters OUT.

First for being a millionaire.

Felt so good to say it tbqh, I've been depriving myself of this for a while but since the money's all mine now I might as well say it.

Thanks Nortonposter.

Even of ar Maj?

>Acknowledging them as posters
ANIMENONCES

>pretending you're rich because your life is so empty and worthless
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>since the money's all mine now I might as well say it
How did you acquire the funds?

ha

>gov.uk/government/publications/proscribed-terror-groups-or-organisations--2

thoughts on trump not including birth control?

Daily reminder that the enrichment has barely begun.

That's the beauty of a secret.

Could be this though:

No.

>the images can reasonably taken as interring that these acts should be emulated

Daddy's money?

Can someone give a quick rundown on the may speech?was there an intruder or something?

US Healthcare is a Huge Debate in its self are you prepared for that debate Salah ? No disrespect meant , But You cannot compare that to the NHS

Going to Church for the first time since 2006 tomorrow.

>"only 649 Mps to go"
>can be reasonably taken as infering that these acts should be emulated and therefore amount to the unlawful glorification of terrorism
a timely reminder of our Jo's work

No, it was a fairly well-known comedian who gave her the P45.

Why is this the go to poorfag response lads? Yes, everyone who isn't poor got their money from their parents. Top stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=W4icMkZkAeQ

Daft old cunt was dying and boris sent his lackey to pull rug from her she was near death , Boris saw his joke backfired stood up an congratulated her not dying, stage fell apart in embarrassment !

Hmmm Liam with other celebrities be intresting to see this.

>pretending you're rich because your life is so empty and worthless
Right I'll cut you a deal. Put up or shut up. Prove it or you're a pathetic poor faggot pretending to be something he isn't.

I'm going to wager you ain't going to post shit - why? Because you're just a pathetic little larper trying to get attention, that's why.

But you'll string this out for a whole thread pretending you're rich so you keep getting (You)s. Christ what a depressing life you must lead.

Seems I've touched a nerve. I was only asking

Is this the YKTD saga all over again? Anonymongs so insecure that they can't entertain the possibility that someone they've never met may have something they don't.

>pretending you're rich on an anonymous basket weaving forum
That's probably the saddest thing I've seen

C of E I hope ?
I dont believe it I drive a ford Fiesta ok

probably not lad too hungover for any nonsense

One of these terrorist groups is not like the others.

Who did you inherit it from?

looks like she is just trying to larp on an online board for superiority again, usual sperg out. getting them in before WN ends her next month

You're assuming he's pretending, he may be he may not. Either way you're the one insecure enough to sperg out over the possibility.l

I've never heard of him. Just some wanker after publicity.

>he thinks a millionaire would post on Sup Forums
Just how fucking dumb are you?

>he's insecure enough to get buttrustled by my posting and has the temerity to call someone else insecure
Lolling @ ur lyf 4ver 2b perfectly honest with you phamalam

Manlets when will they learn?

going to get rimmed by priests bender?

Of course.
Do wealthy people not use the Internet? I didn't realise sorry, I guess I am "dumber" than you and your revolting Americanisms.

Granny left him the house?
A millions Fuck all these days, loose change.

>Is this the YKTD saga all over again?
Yes, and anonymongs btfo.

>Archives

>But you'll string this out for a whole thread
I've been keeping this up for as long as I've been posting here, keep up.

Did you seriously fall for the
>she's a different person every other day meme
newfag

You're alright fake eddy

I'll stop baiting the mong if you ask me to.

them digits an agreed
Salah
The US Healthcare is HUGELY BROKEN , an we getting these cunts scamming NHS services here , Catarracts for elderly has been taken by a SARTh AFRRIKAAN HEALTH Care, an CAMs in the South West is taken now by Virgin healthcare , Both are failing targets an off loading too the NHS ??? But they are Reeled out by the Govt as the way forward for the NHS ? anyway Sorry m8 you hung over , Drink plenty of pop an eat sugary stuff ok

Please come back.

Mairposter?

>Salah
>The US Healthcare is HUGELY BROKEN , an we getting these cunts scamming NHS services here , Catarracts for elderly has been taken by a SARTh AFRRIKAAN HEALTH Care, an CAMs in the South West is taken now by Virgin healthcare , Both are failing targets an off loading too the NHS ??? But they are Reeled out by the Govt as the way forward for the NHS ? anyway Sorry m8 you hung over , Drink plenty of pop an eat sugary stuff ok

cheers pal

Forgot about that kek

sup Pubes

hapnin girl x

Oi m8 bin that opinion, that's terrorism that is!

Bollocks

Had any boatyard fights recently?

But that is usually the case. Every single rich person I've met has been a rich kid, a total waste of space, useless clown fuckheads who are barely sentient because they've never felt resistance even one time in their lives.

Brighton hippies are 50% the children of penniless benefits claimers or drug addicts, and the other 50% are rich kids. They end up the exact same.

Start buying guns.

Since when is "dumb" an Americanism?

>pretending you're rich on an anonymous basketweaving forum
Seriously how fucking sad can you be?

Perhaps we should ask a more important question - why are you absorbed into a fantasy? Is your life really that depressing? Let me guess, you live at your mum's house and you don't have a job or social contact with anybody, right?

We're having one next month.

First for gently resting your balls on the lap of the elderly lady sat next to you on the bus and telling her they are mint imperials

Northern Ireland user here. Apparently we are going to get cucked by the catholics within the next few years and get dragged into the socialist republic of overwhelming faggotry and victim mentalities down below. Is there any way to prevent this? Also would you prefer if we stayed in the union or would you rather we left due to us being an economic drain and general embarrassment to the rest of the uk

No sadly, it's getting lonely up here.

Since you're so adamant I'll tell you a little bit.

Yes my parents have money hence why I said But now since I have made money that's only my own, without any helping hands I felt like shitposting about it to a bunch of my fellow autists.

>no racism
even when britcucks try to uncuck they are still cucked

The absolute STATE and quintessentiality of the british

>coping this hard
Why do you have to blame other people for your own shortcomings? Don't hate the player or the game when you're the one to blame.

Got a bulletproof vest yet?

You bring the lambrini and I'll get us the kebab and WKD.

I used have a great Rev ,she was a lady and not a trendy lezza one , But Fire and Brimstone old fucker , she scared me HaHA. she left the church an we got a trendy libtard lezza one who was Fucking shit ! Last Chritmas at the nativity she dropped the Baby jesus bit to talk about refuggees as Jesus .. WHAT !!! we had her sacked by feb Kek there are some very Cute single divorced Milfs at my church , its like dating without sending cock pics , I have had four at my church in the last two years .

>But now since I have made money that's only my own, without any helping hands
>Yes my parents have money
>my own, without any helping hands
>Yes my parents have money
>my own
>my parents
>dental plan
>Lisa needs braces
>dental plan
>Lisa needs braces

I doubt they would force Northern Ireland to join the Republic considering it could bring about the Troubles again. I would rather that you stayed in the Union because you lot are Scots not Irish.

Using the church to get your end away isn't very Christian

?

economist.com/style-guide/americanisms

How did you make your money? Autismbux does not count.

>mfw I bought a house while you fags buy proxies just so you can reply to me multiple times

i own 3 houses indeed

>let me not chat too loose.

A shed is not a house, Proisse.

I own 4 houses indeed

Okay.

Good luck, I guess.

>frogposter
You're fucking nicked me old beauty! Fifteen years in the slammer for you.

See what I mean?

I was Meldrew years ago , guys then tuck piss cos I knew the Basic stuff and BBs stuff and it was real DW then here

Based Nortonposter.

Snap.

Fuck you, copper.

>pretending you're rich
>providing no proof just like I said
Because you don't have any. Hahahaha what a pathetic faggot you are. Why are you pretending to be rich? Come on just tell us, why's your life so shit that you pretend to be a bigshot on an anonymous internet forum? Were you molested as a child?

who the fuck are making these

Oh an theres me seeing that beacon of Intelligence , and hoping that the round gypo faced big eared traveller cunt could see bants

day 13 of the 600 kcal diet lads
had a wobble today
2 apples
scrambled eggs on toast
a sprite (surprisingly only 140 kcals)

>British television

youtube.com/watch?v=J-ZHpNjnVEE&pbjreload=10

I like NI for the fact it always means we have some right wing death squads on hand

>banned for being against Islam
>the rest of the list are Muslim terrorist groups

MODs /GCHQ alerted
Seriously !
I hate you cunts !

No saying nigger, paki, wog, chink, dago, jock, paddy, abo, shitskin, coon, mudslime or worst of all Amber Rudd. The final term is when you suggest someone stuffed a pig in a frock smeared on some lippy and taught it to stand upright.

How much weight have you lost?

Come and take it cunts

How do you have the willpower for that? Must be bloody starving.

good question, im back home now I'll go weight myself right now
brb

Hi my fellow anglos. Can you explain why british woman look like this??