Megumin Monday

Megumin Monday

It's Monday somewhere edition

Why is black so great?

Would you steal Megumin's pantsu?

Why 13yo girl would wear black panties?

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She is a black/red mage after all.

Because she's chuuni.

The dark color brings out the whiteness of cum more.

She wants to be an adult

For masturbation purposes, yes.

Reminder:

megum.in

>worse Lina Inverse
I'll pass

Fuck Megumin, Sunday is a day of worship

You can only choose one.

ATOGM with Megumin and Eris.

Who's the bunny?

Pleb. It's all about the white pantsu and the glorious piss stain.

yunyun

Only piss?

A bit of chocolate marking is also fine. No tomato juice stain though.

That's easy.
Yunyun

How will Scumzuma win the hearts of Megumin, Lalatina, and Aqua.

I wanna slap Yunyuns tits around!

>all dat meat on yellow

oh yes

Why is Darkness so pudgy?

>Aqua nopan again
Nopan best pan. My tendency to like airheaded girls worries me a bit.

So you can bullly her about needing to get on a diet and watch her get wet as fuck

Kill yourself.

YunYun? more like Yummy Yummy, amirite?

Darkness

Dumb girls a best. Especially blue themed ones.
On the other hand, I prefer them wearing blue panties though.

>wearing pantsu
Herecy.

>I prefer them wearing blue panties though.

So why did this anime bomb.

they do it in the LN.

yeah, it bombed so hard they decided to make a second season.

Because this anime is the bomb.

Why is Aqua best as a succubus?

I read the LN, and I'm pretty shure it states otherwise.

Because succubi are supposed to be dominant and be in control (at least in personality). Unless the succubus is some inexperienced virgin or something, and you're her first target.

Most girls start having sex at 13/14

Because she'll see this as a chance to bully you and recover a little of control after her life went to shit.

Exept it didnt? She kinda bailed on all her godly duties?

You mistyped 18.

To my defense, my dumbfu is Levitan, and she wears scales.

>shy and confident virgin succubus trying to seduce you

That sounds pretty cute desu

unconfident* I meant

My ex girlfriend lost her virginity at 13 and got pregnant and had an abortion at 15

I didn't get to her until she was 17

And this was a long time ago

one whore doesn't mean jack shit.

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The girls in this show are great. You've got Darkness for sadistic fetishes, Megumin if you feel like a cute flatty, Wiz if you like big tits and Aqua if you feel like having a glass of water.

>you'll never demean and dominate Darkness during a rough fuck session followed by intimate cuddling featuring handholding

I want to drink Aqua's water.

I know it's Sup Forums but you just crossed the line.

>edition
Kill yourself.

>you will never fuck all the girls as Aqua watches on from a chair in the corner, bored out of her mind, and waiting for someone to get thirsty from all the frantic banging so she can do her water trick.

>having an orgy but not including aqua
>every now and then call her name
>she stands up in excitement, finally being able to be dicked
>ask her for a glass of water

Would be pretty kek

I prefer the plot of that one doujin where Kazuma just steals her mana after bribing her with food so he can fuck Megumin more.

>edition
Fuck off.

The flat thief.

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Why did Megumeme lie about not going to the bathroom?

Helo we äre frineds naw. Dont ever takl äbout my girfliend agan on these mongolian tapetzry boadr.

To cause cuteness when you find out she does

Your ex-girlfriend is a whore, dude.

Maybe you should learn from that experience and not date girls who fuck random mexicans in the bathrooms during lunch breaks.

Fuck off back to whichever hellhole you've come from and take your 3DPD with you.

Happy chuuni

>Megumin confesses
>Kazuma confesses back
>still don't become a couple yet because some dumb shit about not wanting to ruin the group dynamic

The cocktease is real.

What would you do with Megumin's piss?

So they just fug during explosion training, not a big deal.

They killed him, he did nothing wrong.

holy shit, darkness is fat.

they're cute

i bet they stink because she only has one pair
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I want to look EXACTLY like Megumin.

That's rude, she is more than this.

Maybe 20 years ago

Her only redeeming feature is her slutty body. Kazuma is right

i keep rewatching that OVA. it's pretty great. hopefully s2 is as good as the first

Humans have been and will always be promiscuous at puberty.

If you ever do end up looking exactly like Megumin, give me a call because I'd fuck you.

Dubs confirm I will look like Megumin!

Well ain't this a good way to start my Monday.

Thanks for the thread OP.

If you scaled down Lina to their level, she wouldn't be any better. In fact, she'd be much worse with her appetite and other qualities.

Megumin monday is my favorite three days of the week.

i love Megumin over the others but here shes awful
Aqua on the other hand is the one I dislike the most but here shes best
wat do?

Fix your shit taste.

Accept that Aqua a best

Megumi is a very close second tho

Aqua, she'd be the most entertaining in the long run.

>he has never taken care of a retard
It's not fun after the first hour.

She's not a retard, she just has a short attention span.


Perhaps she has a little bit of retardation, but she's cute and fun enough to compensate for it.

Aqua

Megumin is most loyal, care for her comrades, and is cutest

Be honest and just admit you only want a warm cocksleeve that can't get pregnant

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She's a drunk and pukes rainbows too

big plus

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You're going to be dealing with some type of retard no matter who you pick

Except maybe Eris, but she appears so "perfect" I can't help but think she has some sort of awful secret

>Except maybe Eris, but she appears so "perfect" I can't help but think she has some sort of awful secret

We know already, it's called padding

My pc broke down and now Im on mobile
How the fuck will I download fanfics now?

Are you Aqua retarded? Just read it online

I need em as an epub/pdf so that I can read them offline while on the go and my tablet doesnt have mobile data