T-Taco Bell?

T-Taco Bell?
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TACO BELL?!
*flicks air*
Sushi...
WORTH THOUSANDS...
*rolls eyes*
Comped.

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This meme is fucking horrible stop trying to make it a thing.

what if it turns out the motive was that he didnt get comped sushi?

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I wouldn't be surprised if he committed all this because he no longer received premium comps. With economic trouble on the horizon, I can understand why the casino might have cut back on spending on him.

>s-stop having fun

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>COMPED, YOU MORONS!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=9_4XgT6KxyQ

these memes are shit. This guy is just as much a crisis actor as his brother who probably didn't even do it.

No one died, you're all faggots falling for red-herrings. I wish I could gas all of reddit and then maybe the adults could break this shit down and figure it out. But noooo, kekistanis have to yell like retards with their dicks out and bring up fringe bullshit like "h-he was an FBI gun dealer who worked for isis and they turned on him"

Thats bullshit because isis is just jews, we already know this. This was done by intel and the stupid brother wouldn't be acting so obviously while mentioning his brothers military connections
>h-he has no connections, d-don't look into it
that just forced me to look into it
>they whispered and told him to stop talking about it
yeah they did that on purpose to legitimize the whole thing. They don't even care about conspiracy theories. Conspiracy theorizing is inevitable when no one trusts the government so they just create fake conspiracies as misdirection and kekistanis fall for it every time.

t. Taco bell Employee

not funny

me

Funny

*notices gold card*
OwO what's this?

is everyone in canadia this dumb?

Its a fucking gajillion dollars worth of sushi, COMPED. Snooooort

>muh crisis actor
I quit reading right there

Idk these memes have my sides in orbit many times your faggot leaf

COMP'D

Non-Gold card members like this should seriously kill themselves. I mean once you've eaten at the Fusion restaurant you start understand that the average person just really doesn't deserve to live.

THOUSANDS
UPON
THOUSANDS
OF DOLLARS

OF

COMPED

SUSHI

Only the ones that fuck dogs. So most of them.

t. unhappy hotel

He could have done anything he wanted to do. And he did.

>Eric Paddock is taking his daily meal from Sushi Fusion prepared by an 839 year old Japanese chef that was a Kamikazi pilot in WW2, but, was kept alive by the Paddock lineage to prepare the most expensive and authentic sushi from the ESA list
>Eric orders it to go every week and switches it to a Taco Bell bag in his car
>Eric arrives to Taco Bell and walks up to the cashier as if to make a complaint
>Uhm yeah, PABLO, this shit is fucked up
>He pulls out the sushi
>The cashier immediately knows what is going on because she heard a story from a 14 year old Taco Bell slave laborer at the hospital as she volunteers at the childrens hospital for internship credit for her prospective medical study program as he had been admitted as to what was now regionally known as "COMP syndrome"
>She stars to shake, uncontrollably out of pure dread
>YOU SEE, THIS IS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF SUSHI THAT WAS COMPED TO STEVIE FRESH
>It's the rarest sushi in the world, the bottom belly fat of the "Comp Fish" harvested with an atomic knife from the zygote of two previously endangered species that were driven to extinction in order to make it wildly expensive by a fiscal arms race created by 18 competing hotels in order to lure Steve Paddock to a high stakes Texas Holdem table in the ultimate "comp off" that will go down in the history of the United State Casino industry
>The girl is now sweating profusely and she cant stop shaking
>YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT PEDRO
>THIS ISN'T SOME WELFARE SUSHI THAT YOU AND YOUR WIFE SPLURGE ON FOR YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY ONCE EVERY OTHER YEAR THAT IS FISHED OUT OF SOME GOOKS ASSHOLE IN THE UNREFRIGERATED LOADING DOCK OF PUBLIX
>The multiply misgenderd server is now shaking on the floor, with her eyes rolled into the back of her head, and foaming at the mouth in full "comp shock"

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HOL UP
>smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
>sips starbucks
What you white poor people are sayin
>breathes heavily through hook nose
That we...I mean he..I mean...I
>pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
>snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that comped sushi
>nose drips
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins

Something tells me sushi restaurants are going to MURDER it the next few months.

no sushi for you, tacunt.

kek'd irl

>tfw comped

Automatic Paddock should have been curbcomped.

YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR INCOME?
WHAT ARE ON YOU ON FUCKING WELFARE OR SOMETHING?

MY BROTHER FLYS TO JAPAN IF HE WANTS THOUSAND DOLLAR SUSHI.
COMPED.

HE DOESN'T EAT THAT WELFARE SUSHI YOUR WIFE BUYS AT PUBLIX.

YOU PAY TO EAT TACOBELL?
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING POOR?


I EAT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN SUSHI.
COMPED.


AND YOU WONDER WHY MOTHER DOESN'T LIKE GUNS!?
:::::F L I CK S ~ H E A D ::::::

Its like this actor is trying to trigger sjws.

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So is there a video of him saying shit like this?

youtu.be/9_4XgT6KxyQ
there user

Guys, sushi are underrage kids...

youtube.com/watch?v=HGJAIEdJtFM

damnit user do try to keep up between shifts at your taco bell job

i know hes an actor but i still think the memes are funny

It's not working user, might as well give up.

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Does anyone even think comped sushi tastes good? Who orders casino sushi?

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>my oc from yesterday

Comped

CIA COMPED

Anybody with a synapse and two neuron to rub together KNOWS the shit is funny as fuck. Turn the internet off. You'll only hurt yourself with it.

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ooh

spicy

Too late
>comped

What
The
Everliving
Fuck

That sushi looks so good

can't enjoy that until you spell paid correctly

I love Taco Bell's Sushi!

I’d comp all over that but not in it

Anons going into Taco Bell asking for comped sushi when?

>captains log
>day5
>still no COMPED.com memes
>unclear what the board is waiting for

>tfw I'm a taco bell employee

pls no bully

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spoken like a real asshole that pays for his own sushi like the fucking bitch that he is. I bet you even know how much a spicy dragon roll costs, don't you? having to pay that shit all the time, haven't paid for raw fish since 97 mother fucker. check it:

>DRAGON ROLLS
comped
>TUNA ROLLS
comped
>SPRING ROLLS
comped
>VOLCANO ROLL
better believe that shit is comped
>LUCK ROLLS
comped
>AVOCADO ROLLS
don't care for avocado but that shit is fucking comped too
>CALIFORNIA ROLLS
comped
>RAINBOW ROLLS
comped
>SASHIMI
never tried to order it but if I had to guess, COMPED

anyways long story short you're a faggot and when I come get my locos tacos you better COMP that shit too

they're out there, this slide thread is just a bit weak

Beatz by
The Bellagio Boyz
EASY E and STEVIE "COMPTON" FRESH

Can't wait until we can execute spooks and MIC along with their families and dump them in mass graves

youtu.be/5XHsDJ-9EDs

THOUSAND IN SUSH
COMPED BRUH

>we used to walk into taco bell and sit down
>one of the staff said out loud "not these guys again i want to die"
>Steve put his feet up on the table and pulled out a big bag of sushi
>and we just started eating THOUSANDS of dollars worth of sushi right in front of them
>"you have to leave sirs if you are not going to order"
>steve and i just started throwing pieces of sushi at them
>YOU FUCKING WORK AT TACOBELL THIS IS COMPED SUSHI EAT UP i yelled
>we could not stop laughing
>then steve said he'd wear their heads as hats and i had to calm him down.

youtube.com/watch?v=9_4XgT6KxyQ
COMPED

I bet you done even have a gold card, peasant

>so i walked in on steve and he was just stabbing away at this dead womans body on a table
>blood was flying everywhere
>satanic symbolism all over the room
>then i saw a table covered in Sushi
>I said is that comped Sushi?
>"yeah help yourself bro"
>so i just dug into that amazing sushi
>i asked steve what he was doing
>"nothing"
>that was the Steve I PERSONALLY knew. He was always comping me free sushi.

holy shit

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>then steve said he'd wear their heads as hats and i had to calm him down.
got me to kek at the end there, well done user. definitely my favorite fucking thing on this site in a while

Poorfag wishes he comped sushi

Holy shit, please be true.

Haha I've been having that taco bell song from Kung pow in my head too

I bet the poorfags working at tacobell in this thread would have to pay money to stay during the week at the totalrewards shittier hotels

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED

>Steve would tell me to comp the bellboy
>so there I was stuffing his pockets full of sushi
>he got all weird and said what are you doing man
>i said im trying to comp you
>before i finished steve shot him and said he'd be fine
>that was the Steve i knew

what do they have planned for that weekend?

>Leans in
>I'm with Steven Paddock

get the fuck out of here with your welfare sushi
Not everyone shops a publicx okay?

He was making lots of money off the casino. I would've stopped the comps.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand comped sushi memes. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical casino management most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Paddock's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike comped sushi memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Paddock's existencial catchphrase "I don't carry my own machine guns," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated taco bell employees scratching their heads in confusion as Stephen's gunfire unfolds itself on their concert pavilion. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a $100 sushi tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the filipina ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 50 gold card points of my own (preferably lower).

Severe comped sushi deficiency detected

Steve took care of us. That's the Steve I know.

He didn't care for the uncomped masses.

I think that's why the comped meme stuck. There was something so odd about the obsession with comps. He said you had to have the card in to get your comps. All this time justifying being rich basically, which screams that he was insecure being well off.

Sup Forums is always right.

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This meme has actually been a lot of fun desu

Typing on my COMPEDuter

Playing some CS GO COMPEDetetive

Valve is such a good COMPEDany

>steve is a...w-w-was a highly intelligent...
Ya guys. Totally not a crisis actor. The meme is funny tho. Ill have to start using it.

Do you shop at publicx too and forget to put your gold card in the machine? The casinos are not going to be very happy, you are never going to get comped like that.
I bet you carry your own bags too.
look $100,000 is not lot of money, I'm sorry if that upsets some people pfffffffff :::chokue sounds:::

You don't get the bring uncomped sushi.

The fuck is a comp? His tab?

He's saying that they were able to get thousands of dollars of sushi for free because of Steve.

Straight edge user here.
What drug(s) is he on? My uneducated guess would be: coke
Maybe ecstasy?
Pls no bully, lol.

It's a yuppy word.
It means "to get something for free (complimentary)".
Now get your ass to taco bell ya cunt.

These memes are fun but they will be stale in less than 2 weeks.

Some places say benzodiazepine withdrawal