Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu

I'm scared, what's she gonna do?

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Considering how Priscilla slapped him and he flew across the room, it is safe to assume most people in the show could kill him with ease.

You don't want to know man, lolis can fuck you up

Sit on your lap and wiggle around while teasing you about your half-boner you're trying to force down by will.

Savagely murder him and his loved ones, several times, if we're to follow the pattern so far
I swear he'll die of like peanut allergy once before this shit is over

The place was full with her guild members.

It's cute, can I rape it?

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There already is a Re:Zero thread. Use the catalog, newfag.

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This man comes up and confesses to you, how do you respond?

I want to take her home.
Seriously what creature is that ?

> Re zero: Subaru hate thread

What does the white whale represent?

He's got unlimted 1-ups. Why hasn't he tried committing a crime yet? He can always just off himself and rewind time.

a giant white whale

"I am not a homosexual."

Because knowing his luck, the checkpoint to set itself to after he committed it.

He doesn't control where the checkpoint is. People seem to keep forgetting this.

I'm glad someone made this edit. First thing I thought of after watching the episode.

Still looking for it...

He's a scumbag, but he's not that big of a scumbag. Seriously.

The body's reflex to be scared of death isn't that easy to shake off.
You think emotions are logical?

The fear of this time being the last one will always haunt subaru, even if he knows it probably isn't.

T-thanks y-you too

It's against Subaru's character to do that.Even he has morals, don't make that excuse.

Kill it with fire.

oh

What goes around, comes around.

*insert joke about the person who gave you birth here*

Mimi is a good girl, just look at her.

>have soobadoob chained up and unable to do anything if rem doesn't free him
>he doesn't wind up raping rem to death in front of subaru after chipping her horn off and removing her arms

Man, beetlegoose must be a really nice guy...

I want to pet that cat

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Oh please, it's not another "really old character who looks and acts like a child", is it?

He wouldn't touch slothful unless he really needs to.

>kancho

She's scum.

How dare you, Betelgeuse Romanee-conti is a pure man! He has no lustful bone in his body. No really, he lost that a long time ago.

Can Ram just fucking die already? How can her sister be this much of a best girl and yet still turn out like total trash. Gaaf doesnt deserve this pain you cunt

No one will even remember Uncle Juice.

She's 13-14. And is in love with the guy mentioned here.

RamxGaaf makes me so fucking mad. He just needs to find his own Rem and be happy. He deserves that at least

It's a Naruto reference.

I know you just got off the boat from Reddit and are excited to start shitposting, but please take some time to lurk.

The entire story is about a bunch of people who deserve more than they get but always come up short.

I feel like the lyrics fit the show far too well.

He does. Pic related.

So, what does Crusch have against the dragon? Why does she was to tear up the contract?

>Watch Naruto before posting
m8, Naruto's gonna be culturally irrelevant in a year or two.

Do they get together?

>lyrics
>screamo
Choose one

Would you die to protect this smile?

>watching Naruto
>>/mal/

It's cause people rely too much on the covenant to care about human beings. Human beings that happened to be a man that loved her. But she could never return it.

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>I think that someone is trying to kill me
>Infecting my blood and destroying my mind
>No man of the flesh could ever stop me
>The fight for this fish is a fight to the death

>What remorseless emperor commands me
>I no longer govern my soul
>I am completely immersed in darkness
>As I turn my body away from the sun

Since apparently you have no ears.

Not him but all i heard was AHHHHHHHHHH AHH AHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH fish AHHHHHH AHHA HAHAHH

>Not knowing a reference from 2003 naruto
Underage faggot please kill yourself

Why is this universe so full of sad endings? Can't anyone be happy?

Well that also could apply to Subaru's current condition.

>watching Naruto in 2003 instead of real anime

>that slight smile

All I remember is them pretty much always together and her confessing to him

It's amazing how she untwisted her arms like that. Really amazing healing powers on Rem.

The smile. Oh god the smile

I never even watched Naruto and I know what Thousand years of death is.

It's culturally relevant enough that you've made a fool of yourself by not knowing. Even people who hate the series get that reference.

Count yourself lucky. I wasted so much time that i will never have back on that pile of trash

You too have known loss, and that loss torments you still. You hope hatred might someday replace the pain, but it never goes away.

What are you, gay? How do you not return the feelings of this shounen?

No one will love you unconditionally like Rem loves Subaru.

le eppic Sup Forums meme xD

I've never played any MGS game I just wanted to join in on the meme since it's so iconic

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>iconic
Must be your second week here.

>shits on MGS meme
>posts Dark Souls meme

Iconic from a shitposting stance.

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Gay if you do, faggot if you don't, huh?

STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS YOU FUCK

This is your witch tonight.

>only 13-14
>super strong and 2nd in command
W-well

I just can't like Rem. Maybe it's the short hair. Is there something wrong with me?

Reminder that Tom Cruise would've wrapped this all up by now

Burg blast

Kek

Yes.

This is your king tonight.

tom cruise died thousands of times

Rem:Zero

Kek

What's with the nips and super depressing time travel tragedies anyway?

So what is Roswell's power?

I dislike her as well. She's like a pitiful dog who follows Subaru because he's the only thing more pathetic than her she could latch on to.

He has a flower that squirts poison.

Extra large penis guaranteed to deilver seed directly to the uterus for insemination.

Generals are against the rules

top kek

being a massive piece of shit

The West has it too, what are you saying? It's just that the West also condenses it into a short frame and therefore reach the climax of happiness quicker. This story isn't even at the climax yet.

Massive cock.

I know that, but I was just saying if he wanted to, he'd probably get fucked by the checkpoint anyway.

A Japanese speakers want to use their knowledge to spoil the series for others.

stop it