How do I start my own CIA?

How do I start my own CIA?

You have to smuggle cocaine in from South America and distribute it then use that money as a starter

slit your own throat in a ice filled bathtub.

You already have famalam

You're here. And you'll never leave.

Sup Forums is like the CIA but without all the ponies and gay orgies.

By not asking such questions online

step 1. be jewish

Yep, it's as easy as that. I wish I had them jewish super powers that scares everyone.

Scientology is a good framework for intelligence gathering, brainwashing and tax exempt habbenings. look to the Hubbard.

Your first step is to hide behind seven proxy nations

Sup Forums is the internet's CIA.

Sup Forums is the closest thing to the CIA you'll ever get since none of us want to risk getting caught

pretty much this desu

Well you first need government money to start you off then you have to make more money not tied to the government. So you make deals with a drug lord to smuggle in a drug to your countries cities without the threat of your countries law enforcement. You start buying guys and selling them to warlords for more money and drugs to expand your organization. Then you start collecting data on your citizens to sell to ad companies while also trying to justify that you need these tools for defending the public from terrorism.

Ask George Friedman and create stratfor 2.0

Or create a new country

Bane?

Find people who are incredibly talented in a specific area and who possess both skill set as well as mental fortitude to do what is needed. Also must not care about suicided if they fuck up.

google g.k. sierra

you can't have two CIA's

Open a maple syrup distillery called Queensman

>How do I start my own CIA?
Be a jew, next step sell drugs, next step kill everyone that see you doing shit.

I dunno op but if u manage to do it please start ww3

Start a thread on pol asking how to start a cia.

Fuck off faggot
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