Emilia

Has Re:Zero created the perfect waifu?

>runs a domain where the villagers are going to fucking die because she doesn't have an army
yeah okay

>generic elf
>perfect waifu
nah

pic related, show creating a perfect waifu

Yeah and they are aware of it. She's perfect to be put into dakis etc. and they even showed her wearing jammies perfect for a daki.

Emilia-tan is cute! CUTE!

I really like how nice she is.

>half-devil
>perfect waifu

Pick one and only one.
Emilia a shit.

Is Emilia the only elf left? Where are all the other elves?

all of them are fucking dead cuz they're shit
get ready because she's next in line

rem>ram>all

Kidnapped by NEETs from another world to produce basement sex slaves.

She's not even the best waifu in her own show so no.

This user understand.

>calling humans devils
Rude

>no personality except being too nice and helpful
Yeah, sounds about right for you plebs

>Emilia isn't in the last two episodes.
>They were the best in the show so far.
Woah..

We are talking about Emilia not Rem.

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>lovingly
>tender
>silky soft pale skin
>beautiful eyes
>strong
>protective
>perfect figure
>lovely voice
>isnt Satella
Yeah, I think they might have, OP.

She is fucking stinky and the only people who would like her are sub humans who live in the sewer strayed too far from the light of the sun.

does not apply, nice try though

That's not true for either. Both girls have their own insecurities, their own preferences, their own way of protecting the things they love. Just because they aren't repulsive tsunderes it doesn't mean they are blank characters.

Yes and it's not pic related

Emilia is by far the worst heroine I've seen in anime.

She has cute pajamas tho you gotta admit

They're slutty more than cute

yes

You're slutty more than cute.

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I hope she gets a decent scale too

How do you expect to create an army from about maybe 100 people

>wanting a girl who has been ruined by an entire pack of wolves

Might as well waifu Ram, at least she only took the cock from one person.

Yes, and her name is Crusch.

Waaahh she didn't give subaru access to her forces I hate her ;^(

This show has potential for so many doujins, holy fuck.

>all these femdom doujins this is set up for

>being this degenerate
I want to see subaru winning something at least in the fucking doujins.

>Ferri and Subaru fucking Crusch
>Subaru and Al fucking Priscilla
>vanilla leg-locking and hand holding sex with Emilia

Nah, Emilia would be the "I lay down and do tiny moans while you do all the work" type for the first go.

Rem would be the passionate one.

>half elf
>not being an absolute slut on the bed
She probably even knows some kinky spells to use.

I'm not saying Rem wouldn't be passionate though. I just forgot to include her.

Emilia is half-elf, she almost surely has very advanced sex magic. Also Puck will be joining in, so I hope Subaru can take the barbs.

I mean, she's canon super sheltered and ignorant to those sorts of things. She probably doesn't even know how sex works.

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>could become next Queen
>Hated by everybody
>Doesn't know anything

Yes, they have. Pic very seriously extremely absolutely related

user you posted a blank image

>draw a shit
>call it perfect waifu

the cat is more intresting than your so called waifu

This bitch has no soul

oops

Emilia = Stella same same

Anyone actually liking the jealous witch over a pure waifu like Rem is retarded.

I wouldn't be surprised if in the end she turned out to be the witch herself

>short hair
>blue
nigga you are the retard here

Is this Canon or just a meme?

She is the witch she even told Toyota herself.

- Has only one dress
- Smelly
- Clueless

+ Has a talking cat
+ Has her tits hanging out
+ Likes helping NEETs
+ I want to fuck her cat
+

Ema has no soul

Only Bea-ko can take the barbs like a champ

Whoro or Ram taking Clown cock? Either way both are. It's not even up for debate, even in the anime you see Whoro bending over in front of the pack (but not the rest, obviously). Ram gets fucked all the time by Roswaal because he wants to get her pregnant with a suitable vessel so he can take over the child's body and live another hundred years.

Said her name is Satella.
Summoned a boy from another world that has infinite continue everytime he died to prevent Emilia from dying.

How can anyone still deny Emilia isn't the bitch witch?

is that a problem even if it's true?

Contrary to popular belief, Satella and the Witch of Envy are separate personalities, formed when she took in incompatible Witch Genes. The two personalities tend to fight each other.

Fuck off with your shitty meme

The only reason Mitsubishi likes Emelia, is because the withes curse makes him. She is a stinky witch and worst girl ever.

well shit

>Author risking his otaku bucks by ruining their waifu
yeah no

You're forgetting how Horo ran off with the shota merchant, betraying Lawrence, because he was having a hard time financially. She came back when he got his money business back on track.

Not sure how anyone can waifu her, she'd leave you for someone else the instant you were short on money.

She just begged for them to leave safely and humiliated herself. Read the source material meme boy.

I like Emilia

I bet the only reason this bullshit happened is because after Emilia tells him her name is Satella and he swore to save Satella while he was dying.

That's not true, subaru just think she is his isekai heroine. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy for subaru.

I still don't understand why she named herself Satella in the first loop. Am I missing something obvious?

>Satella's smell is all over Subaru's face

If Satella isn't an extremely horny yandere in heat that rubs her vagina all over his face whenever he dies, I'll be disappointed.

No! My waifu is already perfect

I can't listen this autist any more

>satella's smell grew stronger everytime he come into contact with shitbaru
Remember how satella smelly smell grew after he put his head on Emilia smelly lap?

She is really Satella and was being honest with Mazda that time.

I bet her pussy smells like burnt chestnuts and moldy bread

Maybe he is actually just trying to be a good Nissan.

I can't even imagine how Subaru ENDURED this fucking scene holy shit, I bet that's why he fell asleep because the rancid stench knocked him the fuck out.

The motherfucker couldn't even decline because the bitch just forced herself onto him, dragged his head into her stinking lap. How fucking disgusting, I truly feel sorry for this man. He doesn't deserve all this suffering.

He had to deal with twister Rem and giant Puck all of 20 minutes ago, it's not like Crusch wasn't being contrived with her reasons and he calms down as the episode progresses.

You don't need a hundred soldiers. You just need one man willing to die a hundred times. :^)

Suzuki has a pretty bad sense of smell. This would have killed Rem.

1. Find a way to use mana as a propellant, store in lightly enchanted casings for the long term
2. Source out for a large supply of lead or copper
3. Design rifle out of metal pipes and dreams
4. Enjoy your metiagun equipped army

She doesn't have the witch's cent, vegfag. Ram & Rem would have noticed if she does.

I'm in love with a filthy half elf. Love truly knows no boundaries.

>he thinks I'm talking about the witch's scent

Not him, but the source material isn't available in English.

You guys like party games?

Yes it is

> Subaru in charge of alchemy
There's like a hundred steps to making gunpowder from absolute scratch, and most of them involve finding the materials you wanted to get in the first place.

Where is it then user? Google doesn't bring anything.

She was either testing him to see if he's really as clueless as he makes himself out to be or she was fucking with him because he's clueless.

Someone post the image of Rem covered in cum on the bed next to a faceless fat man.

There's literally no reason for this waifu war to exist. Subaru can have both, even Rem is okay with that.

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>thinking the half nigger elf won't be a greedy bitch

You made a terrible mistake.

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That's why I didn't mention gunpowder. Ask all the magic users if there was a way to store magic as a somewhat explosive solid material that lasts for a while instead of disappearing in seconds. The rest will be up to physics to get it to be lethal. Kind of like the alternative magic crystal propellant / doeseverythingfuel used in Valkyria Chronicles.

>watermarking your memes

Thanks user, doing God's work.

Spice and Wolf has been translated for a very long time. I suspect you either weren't paying attention and think I'm talking about RE:Zero, or you are a stupid nigger.

wtf i hate Rem now.