Re:Zero

You are now in the World from Re:Zero but you cant speak their language and they cant even understand you. What would you do?

You have only your Smartphone and some Chips with you

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Eat the chips and die in solitude.

Do I have return by death?
If not I'll probably just kill myself.

>You are now in the World from Re:Zero but you cant speak their language and they cant even understand you. What would you do?


Why do we have it even harder than Subaru? Anyways guess I'm pretty completely fucked unless I can find someone super nice willing to take in someone not capable of speaking

user was just an average nihilistic weeb with above average intelligence and no drive....

Is there a magic spell that will turn me into a cute girl?

Survive.
Stand in stupid awe upon watching lizard men.

Just post what you really want to post so this thread can 404.

So you're a filthy peasant in Lugnica shithole. Who will decerve your vote?

>Priscilla
>"Lick my ass, trash."

or

>Anastasia
>"Hello, slaves."

or

>Crusch
>"Remove the Dragon! Break the wheel!"

or

>Felt
>"BURN EVERYTHING. RAPE AND KILL"

or

>Emilia
>"I'm not witch. I swear \(´・ω・`)/"

or

>running away while you can

Choose wisely, peasant-kun

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I desire a nation where all citizens are equal.
so emilia.
I would have preferred to vote for the others but they're terrible people on the inside as well as the outside

Crusch, obviously

I hope you are glad she lets people die, if they can't give her something in return

Hand motions and pictographs until I learned the language like a toddler. Also should probably not walk into alleyways.

Go innawoods, then die as I realise it's full of monsters.

This episode really brought out how innocent and pure most Sup Forumsnons are

Well I'm sure it's not the first time someone has come along that doesn't speak the common tongue of the area, right? Having those two things could almost be seen as an advantage. The way Subaru used the cellphone is the way you'd want to show it to them, and the chips can be used as a cheap bargaining tool once someone can help you speak the language. Someone would eventually take me in as a worker because I'm in pretty decent physical condition.

That's how it should be.

Sell phone to magic shop sell chips to restaurant
Buy weapon and armor
Join hunter group as a mute

Emilia would die and be replaced by a tyrannical oligarchy where some are more equal than others, exploiting her ideals for their own comfort at the expense of the common folk, though.

Of course, why would you help leeches?

Crusch will make the world great again.

Good thing i speak various languages.
Got a better opportunity that way.

How do you plan to do any of that when neither you nor they can understand the conversation?

Use my knowledge of dancing to earn some cash.
youtube.com/watch?v=gR1ceGFY7HA

>Subaru
>above average intelligence

user...

That's what Toyota should have done in all the fights. Probably would have worked out better in all of them too.

t. NEETs living off their parents

it turns out most are scumbags that actually like the bitches we saw yesterday

>that gif
And now I miss Mondaiji.

Numbers are the same in all languages just draw lines on paper or in dirt/sand

Make hand gestures and show them how the phone works
Same with chips

How will you know if you get ripped off or not? He could you give a bunch of coins which are a penny worth and you wouldn't know because their currency could be whatever.

People don't remember whale.

Someones projecting, also not an argument

I thought all the candidates were completely reasonable, even bitchzilla.

>You are now in the World from Re:Zero
>You only have your Chikan License on you

what do?

Anyone that likes purple, orange and green is a masochist.
Even Felt was actually a good person.

Any response that isn't:
Assume I've gone crazy/dreaming. Run around and live out my wildest dreams in a fantasy world using gestures to communicate is wrong.

Infact, every single person seems to be reasonable except Honda.

You can tell which ones are pussy worshippers, the ones who are candidate apologists, and who actually have a sense of empathy.

>felts a good person because she's a thief

okay buddy

why didn't subaru say he gets visions from the future?

Felt should be the anarchist. Priscilla is just your typical monarch. There's no ISIS among them, which retard made this?

Well i would watch for a while to see the different ways money is used then i would make the sale

because he gets visions from his third chromosome.

Pragmatically speaking the answer is Priscilla. She doesn't seem all that interested in the position so she won't be demanding of the populace like Crusch or tyrannical like Anastasia. Her luck buff will stop things immediately falling apart like Emilia and prevent wide-scale devastation like Felt.

Personal feelings aside she's the only right choice. Most people would never have to deal with her bullshit and those that do would be minimal enough to be considered collateral damage.

why didnt mitsubishi just ask reinhard for help???

t.crossboarder cancer

Why does Subaru not explain his knowledge with 'sometimes I can see the future?

It's like I am really in a slav thread.

What do you expect from the Chinese?

Al, get off the computer

>Crusch
Believes Subaru but doesn't give him her help because he doesn't explicitly say emilia and because he can't tell her his reason because of Satella fuckery.
>Priscilla
Makes him lick her foot to see if he puts his pride before people's lives. he does and he gets beat up for his efforts
>Anastasia
Gives him a carriage, and a negotiation hint in return for bleeding out information from him.

The only slightly reasonable one was Anastasia, fuck the rest.

Reinhard is out of the country, pay attention you idiot.

It was clearly stated that he was gone.

He's not in the captial at the moment.

>Priscilla is just your typical monarch
She's disaster for kingdom

Because he's a stupid kid. That's kind of the point. An "adult" in his situation would have be leader of the witch cult by now.

How powerful is she?

Why don't you just accept Priscilla as the right choice already? There really aren't any arguments that justify any other members.

Will fall for the dick.

Crusch didn't deny him solely because he didn't say Emilia, she was questioning his motives and that part got to him so that's where it ended.

Priscilla only cares about things like that. It is completely reasonable to expect her to act in that manner (people even do so in real life).

Solipsism believers are schizophrenics

>eat my chips
>play some pokemon go with my smartphone
>find my best friend Reinhard and have him become google translate and proceed to teach me the world's language
>become bros with Al, Julius, Felix, Wilhelm, Otto, Roswaal, Betelgeuse, and some cultists
>befriend all of the candidates
>gain power
>eventually become powerful enough to become the Re:zero universe's god emperor
>settle down in a comfy as FUCK anime and vidya mansion with all of the witches
>randomly choose some faggot user and drop him into the Re:zero universe for entertainment

Emilia a shit
Priscilla a shit
Crusch an autist
Jewloli a grudge holding shit

Otto and Merchants are the only nice guys this ep.

She really isn't. She's selfagrandising but what has she really DONE to anyone? She doesn't strong arm like Anastasia. She isn't looking to completely change the nation's political/economic/military systems like Crusch. She is competent unlike Emilia. She's invested in having people love her so she wants to keep the kingdom in tact for the long haul unlike Felt.

Shit girl. Best choice.

>pokemon go
>having any data in another world

It'll work out somehow

Compared to royal candidates, Witch Cultists looks like good people. Well with some flaws.

He meant snake.

Crusch would have refused him even if he begged solely to save Emilia.

The lesson for him in this loop was from Jewloli who told him he needs to find something to trade.

>its another candidate discussion thread with people using the anime speeches as the basis for their arguments

wewlad

This is a very important question.

I would work for the appa handler for an appa a day. Everything else is pure suffering. I'm really glad that I am not in Subaru's shoes. Everyone in that world is a total piece of trash, especially the candidates that are about rule the kingdom.

What the fuck do you mean? What does that have to do with anything. Also I don't think that's right. Solipisism would be a negative symptom and thus not perfectly categorised by schizophrenia which is based on it's positive symptoms, like sensory distortion and hallucination.

I just want that reverse michael jackson power.

Rem is best. Emilia is bland and boring Onodera.

Japan's shit taste is showing again.

wrong quote?

also why do you guys keep posting a chink opinion poll, why do we suddenly care about them

Wait till arc 4 when her character gets fleshed out

>japan

American detected

The witch.

She's crazy, Al.

Watch the episode.

Reminder that emilia is the only one in that world that wouldn't stab Subaru the moment she saw him. Rem may be okay now but she had murderous intent in the past timelines.
I know support Subaru for only going for emilia.

Poll is compiled by chinks out of Pixiv data.

>Pixiv
>Chink

wot

Does anyone else ironically like Jew loli? She's not as nice as Felt and Emilia but she isn't as cut throat as Priscilla.

>implying we'll ever see arc 4 in English

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The candidates deserve execution to be honest.

It's magic. Stop asking silly questions. Next you'll say that Subaru kid is crazy or something.

Vote Priscilla.

Don't worry user, Remfags are fucked while Emiliafags have smooth sailing from here on out

>satella is an unloved slut without a single vote
HA

>because he doesn't explicitly say emilia
Don't be retarded, that was just a call out to subaru. She fleshes out prettly clearly why she won't help.

It's pixiv. Nothing matters

I like her. I don't know if it's unironic or not.

Wait for the moment she lets your family die for no reason.

What did he see?