What are your views on knife ears?

What are your views on knife ears?

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What an ugly elf.

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Genocide material.

>rounded off ears instead of pointy

Dungeon Meshi elves are the best, and Marcille is the cutest.

High > elves > dark > wood

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I am in love with them!

Correct.

>elves
which variant are these, theyre usually standardized as high or wood, but you included both of those

>yfw KyoAni adapts this.

they better sexualize these ears.

It's story time.

>So some faggot tried to get a Silmaril, and the only reason he didn't fuck it all over was because his magic girlfriend saved his ass about five times. But King Dad got the stone, and they ran off to make little cross-breeds.
>Then another guy who used to be cool got Naugrim, greatest work of the dwarves, and gave it to King Dad as a fuck you for letting his son get killed (side note: said son was an idiot who only ever made everything worse by being an idiot).
>King Dad decided to combine the stone and necklace to become the Lord of the Bling. So he called some dwarves and paid them to do the job.
>But the dwarves decided it should be theirs. After having accepted and completed the job. How unprofessional.
>Words were said, shit went down, and the dwarves kinda sorta murdered Elu Thingol, one of the oldest and greatest of the elves, in cold blood because they were greedy fucks.
>Then the elves tried to kill them, and they got the necklace back, but some dwarves managed to escape and whine about it.
>"What happened to you?"
>"W-we were just out, wal-walking, and the elves just came out and started killing us! For NO reason! And we din't do nuffun!"
>"The fuck they did?!"
>Then the dwarves sacked Doriath, one of the greatest cities of the world.
>Then the wood elves killed the dwarves.
>Then elves tried to remake the city.
>Then some other elves sacked that, too.

tl;dr both elves and dwarves are assholes.

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I want to transfer mana with Marcille.

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I despise japanese and Sup Forums elves, the whole "lewd le orc rape xD" shit on here that seems to be so popular

Purge mer

Those are way too blunt to be considered knives.

Go home St. Alyssia.

Don't post that shithole here.

Butter knives?

Waifus

t. orc

They can be cute, but usually aren't

wrong
fairy > dark > high > (normal) > wood > fucking dwarves

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elves > humans > dwarves > orcs

All you people talking about killing elves make me sick. Enslavement is the way to go.

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Kill yourself you stupid nigger faggot.

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Shithole it is, they got the black ghostbuster posting hamtaro porn

The only good elf is a dead elf.

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I expected as much. Back to your containment board, shitpost-chan.

Are there ear exercises that elves can do? She needs to lose some pounds on those butter knives

Mary Sue race that instantly brings down the quality of the whole setting.

Butterknife ears.

Dunmer > Orsimer > Dwemer > Bosmer > Altmer > Falmer

Yes, bring them it down

In Dwarf Fortress they're a bunch of prancing ninnies turbo faggots.

>bring them it down
wot

I would an elf in a manner that she would like.

>Sup Forums is now so offensive even their name triggers people
wew

I don't think I've ever read a story where they want to genocide elves.

This guy

How do you make them more interesting?

>call Sup Forums a shithole as it is
>someone gets offended
>t-triggered!
I don't think this is the board for you, snowflake.

Dorfs sure are contentious people

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RIP Farlyn

Beautiful

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Why does Senshi's facial expression stay the same no matter the occasion?

He's been through some shit.

Helmet covers his eyebrows, you can see he has a normal expression when he takes it out.

You post sure do suggest otherwise
lol

Reminder not to take obvious bait.

I want cum inside multiple times in multiple holes of multiple female elves

What is it about Dungeon Meshi that attracts whiny 15 year-olds? Marcille deserves better than this.

I always roll elves. They're superior to humans.

Hobbit abuse.

> tfw you will never fuck an elf and make cute little mary sue edgy halfbreeds that are rejected by both societies but ultimate become the driving force that unites them together

Goddam. Being an elffag on this site is suffering. Elves get used for shitposting threads all the time because of the reaction they cause, which makes OP happy because his thread thrives. And it just works, you fags fall for it all the time.

Then there are of course those anti-elffags, Pelinals and crusaders. How fucking stupid do you have to be to imagine a fictional race as bad as possible and make those fictional, jack-of-all trades diplomatic humans as awesome as possible, so you feel better about your own weak ego? And I'm dame sure that they never really did a close look at this race, maybe read trash like eragon or something like this and then think they know shit about elves.

Then there is this constantly masturbating board called Sup Forums, that knows nothing about elves either. All they know is doujins and they base their whole perception on those. You know what? No user, elves aren't sluts, that wouldn't make any sense. No, they don't get raped by orcs all the time, how often does this happen in fiction aside from pornography? Why do you bring this up in a thread that has nothing to do with pornography?

And you think you are an elffag, you waifu- and smut-poster? You are actually the worst. You know nothing about elves either and also degrade them to one-dimensional waifus and fapbait, that has no other quality aside from pleasing your cock. You degrade them way more than any rape-doujin ever could. Your image of them lost everything divine, magic and noble that they once had.

Fuck you, fuck your elves, fuck your threads, fuck your memes. They are all cancer.

Humans are superior. We have technology!

Khajiit in the middle

They're weird

Bosmer > Dunmer > Altmer

Kinda like a horse
like I can imagine the reigns in her mouth
.. hnggg

>Dunmer
>Not inherently superior to everyone else

They must taste fucking delicious

When will we have genetically engineered elves irl? I want to own one.

>Finland
They're already here. Just buy Sako.

What would elf taste like? How should they be prepared?

Dear lord.

I want to be__ one.

me desu

Her sister is hotter.

>knife ears

Would you live at my house and let me touch your ears and brush your hair?

You've got yourself a deal, user. I-I'd be thrilled to live every day of my life like that.

What's with all the deleted post?

I really don't know why it's still going on. Someone's whining and trying to troll this thread because someone insulted Sup Forums is my best guess.

>I would have a cute elf-user all to myself

This meme caters to the lowest common denominator, no wonder it attracts such horrible posters.

>Another shitty 11 WN
>Gary Stu magician becomes immortal by preserving his memories through his reincarnations through the multiverse, gaining immeasurable knowledge and power
>Gets bored with his immortal life, contemplates true oblivion
>Saved from melancholy by waifuing proud and noble Elf Heroine in an incarnation when he joined her RPG heroic journey party, (as an excuse for author's elfeaboo.)
>In his next life, he reincarnates as an Elf in a elves-are-the-oppressed-by-humans world.
>The story becomes about him becoming the Elf Messiah, after saving his childhood friend (who resembles the Heroine from his previous life) from being turned into tribute to humans.
>It must be true love
>But right after the first conflict with the humans ended, MC shelters a tribe of fox people, and takes their leader (to be fair, she's supposed to be his fiance) as a harem member, declaring that he will not love her less than elf waifu,

TL:DR, elfeaboo pretends that he likes elves because they are a proud and noble race, but almost immediately reveals his hypocrisy by fucking a fox girl.

That doesn't make any sense

Warhammer Comics.

Elves just attract the worst posters you can imagine, waifu-posters, crusaders and Sup Forumslacks.

Might as well delete the whole thread, it's barely Sup Forums anyway.