THE BUG FROM MEN IN BLACK PUT ON A STEVE SUIT

THE BUG FROM MEN IN BLACK PUT ON A STEVE SUIT

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COMPED

ABSOLUTELY COMPED!

Is this what Trump meant about "you'll see"?

>thinking 100,000 dollars is a lot of money
>working at taco bell
>not enjoying thousands of dollars of sushi COMPED
>not having a bro that makes your family wealthy

Can I get a quick COMPdown?
youtube.com/watch?v=9_4XgT6KxyQ

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What does comped mean?

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>He pays for his Taco Bell

Complimentary. Hotel gives you free stuff if you gamble in their casino. Steven Paddock got lots of free stuff because he gambled a lot

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cheers

>because he gambled a lot
a bit of an understatement
nigga was washing millions

>He doesn't even COMP
Why even live?

Complimentary food, accommodation and hookers for gambling turnover.

Tells us about the comped Hookers you weirdo Eric!!!

checked

Loool. You work at Taco Bell, don't you? Heh, nothin comped for you, peasant.

NEETs comp!
Wagecucks btfo!

why do imbeciles keep asking this?

no
it means compensated
for the establishment gets MORE from their mere patronage than the freebies they are handing out are worth

Lelelel thank you man so funny. Absolutely comped.

>SUSHIIII!!
>rubs belly

They are coming.
The bugs steal the skin off of you body. MIB is real.

No, it actually means compartmentalised, because the postmodern big hotels decide that these cisnormative whyte males need sushi for sustenance so they divide and conque

>complimentary
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comps_(casino)
Comps (casino)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

In the context of casinos, comps are complimentary items and services given out by casinos to encourage players to gamble.

or both
but compensated first

Wynn Las Vegas has comped you a $3,000 dollar meal at Andrea's Asian Fusion. What sushi do you order?

Comp envy everywhere.

bugmen steal moo moo

[chomped]

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Someone needs to turn this into a catchy tune

omakase

Someone (it's you) needs to kill himself.

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I ate 100,000 dollar sushi, you all work at taco bell. Nobody understand 1000 dollar sushi isnt a lot. Me and my brother visited japan the hotel would comp it. We ate sushi in japan and payed the bell hop 100 bucks to quit his job and then he comped us and we got our 100 bucks back and my brother was smart he could do anything and he did. He ordered 1000 dollar sushi from his hotel window from a jet air plane from japan and the hotel comped it. You guys dont know how guns work. My mother dated my father who robbed a bank with machine guns and she hated guns since the police didnt comp her now hes out of jail and works at taco bell.

this guy seems so coked out

can we get a quick rundown on the compeddoff brothers

I was trying to make a funny meme when my brain took a weird turn. this is the most autistic thing I have ever written. someone else can finish this shite if they want

Imagine being a typical Taco Bell employee and stumbling onto this thread. You'd have no idea the level *flaps hands above head* at which some people live. Sorry if this offends some people *makes mysterious hand gesture which causes viewers to become sleepy* but that's just the kind of guy Steve IS - w-was.

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FUSION RESTAURANT
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Should I ever insuflicate any white powder that belongs to someone else ever again I'll describe myself as 'nicely comped'
Same with sushi
Sushi is vile Pygmy food though so I'll probably just ask for extra coke instead

lol how the fuck did i think any of this was a good idea

Chekd

checked, i will do it sometime soon while this meme is fresh

thanks mang

Let's see if we can get the term 'comped' to gain wider usage all over.

BTW I got comped dinner tonight at the local burger place because they screwed up my meal last time I went in there. True story.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand comped sushi memes. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical casino management most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Paddock's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike comped sushi memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Paddock's existencial catchphrase "I don't carry my own machine guns," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated taco bell employees scratching their heads in confusion as Stephen's gunfire unfolds itself on their concert pavilion. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a $100 sushi tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the filipina ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 50 gold card points of my own (preferably lower).

tfw when they knew they comped to much.

Don't eat at taco bell

You rail an 8 ball or what's up?

I don't see why everyone finds his disbelief to be signs of a bad actor. Rarely when someone is hit by a tragedy do they respond with movie-tier tears and cries - it's always awkward, denying and sometimes even laughter.

Were the Paddock Bros disciples of the Bogs?

11 should be "Compfortably Numb"

compdably numb

Did he actually say that? 2017 is somehow turning out better than 2016.

It means he's no different than the trashy freaks who go to Costco just so they can make a meal out of the free food samples they offer.

Did they actually think having him say this shit was a good idea? His firstinterview was kinda believable

How do we link composting to baneposting?

lol

comp you

>As Steve hits thirty-million dollars gambled at his favorite pachinko machine
>his favorite pachinko machine
>pachinko machine

That's a big sushi bill

grilled cheese

Okay "Sup Forums", I'm the brother of Stephen Paddock. I'm here to tell you that this "Stephen Paddock is the shooter" bullsushi needs to STOP. Each time one of these taco bell shootings happen I find a picture of my bro on the news, and each time he calls me asking for a sandwich. You might not know it, but it REALLY hurts his feelings, okay? I'm serious about this too, he can't get comped anymore because of you assholes posting this crap on the internet.

So please, I'm begging you, LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE! He did nothing to you! You're ruining his and my comps.

me guard moo moos from bugmen

checked again but i'm going to need a lot more pure vaporized thc

this is going to be more difficult than I thought

for some reason those eyes pierce me with so much fear

It's an austeralien survival instinct. Just common sense where you are.

I know it became me writing a fucked up world traveling fan fiction. That's when I stopped

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would you start going on mad ramblings about comp'd sushi, hotels, money, fusions?
Eric is key to this whole case
Eric has been comped for the last time

Give this man a reality show.

for research I am now listening to dr peter beter's audio tape letter where he explains that the russians made a copy of jimmy carter, and goes into the pros and cons of bioroids vs clones with holographic brain imprinting of memories

i highly recommend those audio letters if you want to know what's REALLY going on, they were the inspiration for some of the illuminati cards or one might suspect

COMPNIICHAN

Several reasons:
One - his brother just out of the blue murdered 58 people and killed himself, so he is shocked and confused.
Two - His family is probably being attacked on terms of wealth and he is in the right to defend against this bitterness.
Three - He feels the need to somewhat defend his brother, because he was still his family and someone he loved.

If you really want to find a grief actor find someone crying predictably and never setting a foot wrong. You see it in the muslim families here when their son blows up a bus.

wat

check my comps

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I want chips

These people are hounded by news relentlessly and police after these incidents, so it's not surprising he sounds a bit unhinged, he might be lacking sleep or paranoid.

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this rant startled me actually
bioroids all the way. are you kidding with this? holographic imprints can only make copies, you have to put your brain in a jar to live forever, the bioroids can act as your surrogates.

There's a Taco Bell where I work, and I usually get lunch there. Yesterday I just went hungry. I can't bring myself to eat there any more... Anyone else feel something similar?

Not everyone eats at Taco Bell poorfag.

I dunno, he couldn't find anything to talk about his brother than free sushi and him being rich? He didn't even mention the real estate or how he actually got rich or what he did for his life. Did he only existing the casinos? Wasn't he traveling a lot? All he can think of is talking about his casino life which is also where the massacre takes place so I'd think he'd want to steer clear of that topic no? Still reeks imo, the guy is either the second shooter, the shooter, or knew what Stevey was actually up to

Yeah I know. Which is why I can no longer eat there. I'm gonna petition the property management to look into bringing in a fusion restaurant.