You find one of these by the side of the road

You find one of these by the side of the road

what do?

Pretend not to notice and keep walking.

Look for the mother. I'm not a stormweenie.

Adopt it and raise it as my own

Grab it and go home. Time to test my new fleshlight

the humane thing to do is let nature take it's course. The sow mother has abandoned it and is likely not returning thru the bush to collect it. While one might wish to feed it or give it water, this is morally wrong to interfere. I wouldn't kick it or do anything toward it. Just ignore and walk around.

Avoid stepping on it as I've just bought new shoes

throw it in the ditch, scrub my hands and keep moving.

continue on my way

This desu. Probably call CPS, too. Can't be leaving babies by the road n shiet.

Keep driving because the niglet seems happy and safe doing it's own thing.

Drive over it

fucking top kek
Finland you never disappoint

Keep walking

Keep it. Put it in the back of my car and take it home. Keep it shackled in the basement and feed it nothing but boiled rice and water. Grow it into a reasonable size, force it through a fine mesh screen and see if it reassembles like a sponge

Cover it with foliage.

Alert the waste management authorities.

make my racist ancestors proud

obviously there's no point in searching for his father

Zucc, is that you?

Raise it as a slave?

Contact the nearest zoo.

Ignore it and keep walking. other people are not my problem.

I have been looking for a new fleshlight.

How big is my oven at home?

Raise the BBC and let it cuck my wife

Soo ugly.

Anyway, call the police and care for it until they arrive. Only shitskins and chinks lack empathy for the defenceless

Don't interfere with nature.

I'll take the boy to his parents

...to jail

No. Call the cops. Stop ruining life for the rest of us you fucking fag.