Kantai Collection - Kancolle

Who has the best verbal tick?

Arashi's "-ze" is mine.

Hard mode: No Poi

Pyon, of course.

-de gozaru desuka nyan nyaa.
[spoiler ] kill yourself [/spoiler]

>cant even spoiler right

Kingasa's

Huge

Rack

It is advised that all admiralty remove any Kashima that have become too attached to them for the sake of their own livelihood and the propriety of their office.

I'll take twenty!

I never wanted one in the first place

Speaking of propriety, when will the morals officers show up to stop all those girls from running around like they own the place?

Poi

Poi?

Poi!

I would poi those thighs.

Why would you take a man's Kashima? They're so cute.

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What is Houshou doing here?

Looking for a coin she dropped? I don't know, ship girls are weird.

Yo.

Have you remembered to guard yourself from Kamikaze's wiles? Don't be fooled by her looks, she's almost as old as Kongou and is trying to fool unsuspecting admirals into getting hitched before they notice.

Angry poi?

Sometimes I do wonder if Kamikaze and Harukaze are the embodiment of the joke that they're really older than they look but try to hide it by acting like they're destroyers.

>Kancolle
>small c

Who's that extremely cute destroyer?

Kamikaze is a sweet girl

Don't be fooled by her hag lies.

Maya-sama

I'd take her over any of the Kongous any day.

Maya a cute

Hey, she just looks like she's eternally 17.

But she's just a conniving old hag. You wouldn't an old hag.

You wouldn't bully her by constantly asking how old she is in an indirect way right?

what is my lady doing?

I love this cute tomboy

Of course I would. She deserves it for pretending to be a cute young girl.

Hey, bullying the kind, beautiful, and YOUNG Kamikaze is not allowed!

Then by that token you wouldn't any of the other girls either since they're all old hags.

Looks like training for her first yasen.

Finally someone gets it.

kuma?

Isn't that how a lady shows her affection for a man?

Asashios

is this how i return the favor?

Hi

She's not fooling everyone just because she's classified as a destroyer.

Which ships own a yes/no pillow?

Hi.

whats good hippo?

My bet is on Bongou, though hers probably has 'yes' on both sides.

Why did they steal Aoba's camera?

Sup fluffy cutie.

Graf.

Which ones own a yes/yes pillow?

Asashio

Akebono.

All of them, they can't say no the dick.

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I don't count those dead years after war included in their lives. Iowa is legit hag though.

Becuase they were ordered by their TTK in order to get rid of the evidence.

Well I do, and for some of them it shows.

Boat with character development.

Sure, like how people respect Titanic survivors today.

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Now no one will rape her.

what kind of monstrosity is that?

I want to make love to Kashima on the beach under the pale blue moonlight.

Bad haircut, but that booty is still perfect. Would still rape.

This trend is shit. Nothing bothers me more than long haired girls going short.

too bad she gets jack hammered by faceless fat men in hotels

That's a turn off for me so those doujinshi aren't true.

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Nuinui's ass was a mistake.

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That's not the correct way to wear those. Silly Shiranui.

didnt know i needed a short haired yuu until now, thanks user

ah, i see you also live in denial. i also ignore all of fujiwara no mokous shitty doujins

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>that chub
Looks like Yamashiro's been hitting the ice cream as hard as it's been hitting her.

>short haired yuu
maybe Z1 is trying yuu's uniform, looks exactly like Z1

Ugly.

>already short haired
No matter, character development finds a way.

You mean like this?

Delete this.

someone shaved their beaver?

When is Arashi turning into a Kamen Rider?

After her cyborg reconstruction surgery.

Already happened.

You got the Mutsuki and Kisaragi ones?

Inebriated ships!

I want to invite Nachi to my place after a night out drinking.

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This artist does some fantastic Murakumo.

I want to have my way with a drunk Chitose

Drunk Bismarck is fun.

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I want to grope a drunk Nachi and pretend nothing happened the next day hoping she doesn't remember.

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I want drunk Pola to rape me.

I want to wake up in bed next to a naked Nachi who doesn't remember the night before.

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