Kaji was on international waters. He could have banged Asuka

Kaji was on international waters. He could have banged Asuka.

And surrounded by military types who would likely have shot him for doing so. Hell, I'd have to look it up, but countries might have sovereignty over the decks of their warships (and possibly even normal ships; remember than most cruise liners are registered in some bumfuckistan country).

Also, pretty sure he'd rather bang the cake who can go for WEEKS rather than the clueless virgin.

>He doesn't want to bang the clueless virgin

Hey, I'd pick Asuka. But Kaji is pretty obviously still holding a torch for misato, and I doubt someone with no sexual experience would be able to go as long or as hard as Misato can with him. At least not with an intact pelvis.

Kaiji is not interested in childish bitches

He's not a pedo, and can fuck his old girlfriend. Why would he?

No. He was under the jurisdiction of whatever country commanded the vessel he was on.

Besides.... He was far too busy trying to get into Misato's panties to give Asuka a second look.

God I want to fuck Asuka.

>trying

He may have succeeded but he damn sure had to work for it.

I'd give asuka a blowjob

Normal adult men don't want to fuck 14 year old girls.

I'd eat Asuka's butthole.

Most men would if they could, hell they'd go as low as twelve if they have a nice ass

The booty is all that matters.

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Only faggots that like lifeless dolls wouldn't, user.

Buttholes to be eaten in order of priority
Asuka > Misato > Rei

Your arrows are backwards user

>You will never eat Asuka's tight ass

It's not how it works dude.

Otherwise, there would be whole fleets of f.e. floating drug factories.

this, they follow the law of the flag they fly

>implying he didn't

She was 13 and girls peak at around 13. Don't delude yourself you old hag.

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What was her problem?

Being a semen demon.

literally the only way she know how to emotionally connect with someone was through sex

>implying he didnt

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Stop.

Misato wanted him from the moment she laid eyes on him. That concern she had in her shattered expression was. "God. How long before he melts my panties?"

this thread makes me happy.

no user 16-18 is the best age you utter fool

>Normal people.
>Eva.

Kaji knew better than to put it into crazy.

Then why didn't she fucked more guys?

because she's a disgusting NEET-tier girl

and a drunk

He seems her for what she is, a child.
Like all of other main characters, she has intimacy issues. She opened up enough to Kaji and Shinji sorta to let them close to her.

Kaji had no interest in Asuka. Her crush on him was a rather natural childhood behavior festering in arrested development and borderline tendencies.

Before the onset of adolescence, there is a rather natural mental procession of male partners; more accurately a trial-run of the gestalt man to engage all natural behaviors regarding love. This is where young girls come up with notions such as marrying superstars, fictional characters or (paradoxically most and least worryingly) their fathers. This romantic affectation is rather shallow as can be expected due to the nature and age of it, and is typically quickly swept away by the natural progress of hormones and relationships.

If you're a fucked up enough mind however, you may latch onto that fantasy into adolescence, preferring a comfortable and familiar dream to actually developing genuine feelings

Remember of course, that EVA's characters are all linked by being in some state of or related to arrested development. Even the healthy members of the staff like Fuyutsuki are stuck in some trauma or flaw.

Kaji himself is an example, as he knew for a fact he would die in his role, but intentionally ignored the warning signs so he wouldn't need to address or weigh the risks of his objectives with his relationship with Misato. He also constantly put off actually shutting down Asuka, deluding himself into a comforting belief that her interest was a childish fantasy rather than a true mental disorder.

Soryu > Shikinami

Kaji is clearly the least dysfunctional at NERV