Melonfighters

fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/detroit-firefighter-fired-for-bringing-watermelon-to-station

>white firefighter brings watermelon to station as a gift
>90% of the firefighters there are black
>they're not happy
>whitey gets fired

what's with blacks and forgetting about them originally cultivating the watermelon, which came from the kalahari desert?

Ungrateful coons.

tfw wanna grow watermelons

fired for what? who the fuck doesn't like watermelon?

>white firefighter brings watermelon to station as a gift
>90% of the firefighters there are black

i would have told them good, i couldn't work with these raysis mofo's anyway.

fuck you, i'm as white as chalk and i like watermelon and fried chicken.
don't fuck with my food

My thoughts exactly

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Maybe this is only because I'm half black, but I would really appreciate a comical, delicious gift like this at work.

We easily go through $300 worth of watermelon at home a month. That ain’t racist, it’s a tasty snack.