You are being watched user

Let this be a warning to you. FBI has keyloggers on your computer. We know who you are, and where you've been.

Stop with the hate posting.

Fucking lol, they had to add in that he was a sex offender right off the bat.

Fuck all letter agency niggers.

>fbi has keyloggers
i wonder how well they enjoy all the "wasd".

pol is a satirical board retard

nothing posted here should ever be taken seriously

>Stop with the hate posting

Probably.
Just dont be a douche and threaten to murder people.
Plus most of Sup Forums is people lying through their teeth.

If you come here and dont troll people you need to relax.

What's the ultimate tool for a white man? The chainsaw! Turn it on and it goes RRRRUNNN-nigga-nigga-nigga

>some government schmuck has to sift through all of my cripple hentai just to make sure I didn't do a bomb threat or something
Lmaoing at your life dude

No longer allowed to say words. The West is kill.

>This
Sup Forums is satire

why would the FBI need to have keyloggers on our computers? they have direct access to everything anyway

fuck the FBI I got nothing better to do. Id love a nice comfy cot and a couple meals a day.

what theyre gonna do?
come and kill me?
thats all im asking for, just fucking do it

Literally no one cares because we're all dead anywhere. We have nothing to lose and they know it. The most they can do is use us as jokes around the water cooler.

Keyloggers?

The guy would of not spent a day in jail if all he did was deny deny deny.

Why do they need keyloggers when Google already grabs your post via Captcha anyway?

They arrested him Wednesday for threatening to kill "people" in 2015? 2 years ago?

>Sex offender

Doesn't that imply that he got charged for his sex offences rather than what he said? Plus the source is Buzzfeed, I'm sure they're twisting words around to make it seem like posting bad things on Sup Forums will get you caught.

?pol/ is a psyop you fucking mongs

>some guy is getting paid to browse Sup Forums and will get a Cindy government pention
Literally the dream

Hey. Niggers

>FBI has keyloggers on your computer
yeah no. how fucking retarded are you?
>checks flag
>obvious nigger

Thank god they're protecting us from shitposters, true heroes.
Nigger nigger nigger nigger Hitler terrorism Islam Jews vegans

Pretty much this
>Some poor fuck's job is to sift through all my John Persons comics of BIG BLACK MEN fucking white bimbos while their cuck white husband watches or pays for everything
I doubt the pay is even good. Bonus laughs if they're unpaid interns.

It's not murder if they're black. Wew lads.

>searches 4plebs for "it's not murder if they're black"
>no search results found prior to today

>Stop with the hate posting.
"no"

Everything is a psyops. Form the water you drink to the air you breathe.

only rhetorically, but this place has had a huge influence on american politics, you're stupid if you don't think several organizations watch and archive every single thread 24/7, writing internal reports and formulating strategies to best make use of this shithole

Ever consider that half of us are just waiting to be party vanned anyway... and that the hate speech is our honeypot?

I remember when I was in 6th grade too.

I'm afraid reddit and teenagers don't understand satire

>be murrican
>get arrested for shitposting on 4chins
Truly the land of the free.

And then there are those of us who give zero fucks. Come at me, faggots.

>this place has had a huge influence on american politics
A shame it can't help Sweden or your wife's son

He had federal convictions. Realistically, they were watching him because something other than a Sup Forums post.

Expect your posting data to be saved by various governments and actors. But not more than an achieve and broad statistical analysis.

Sup Forums, like every other US website complies with law enforcement requests, such this guy who was already on a watchlist, thus they request history of his IP.

Sadly there is no way to easily obfuscate your identity on Sup Forums. You can post via a VPN but you need a pass to bypass, which gives them your credit info plus your posting history is archived for at least a month, judging by their ability to ban your pass.

>he fell for it.

HAHAHAH idiot. We've all been joking around the whole time. Right guys?

And the hoooooome of the braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!

Play ball!

jesus..who isn't a sex offender these days
what'd he do sneeze on a female

He was posting on reddit.... this has nothing to do with 4chin.

Jews are pedos.

So are you, OP.

I'm sure you and your kids will enjoy the police state you've created.

see ya space cowboy

>and where youve been
Your mom's house?

Pffft... everyone on the internet is on the list... mouth breather

hate speech is not a real thing. you should know what happens to vans around here.

Come and get me

>We've all been joking around the whole time. Right guys?
Yeeeeees go...I mean user

The fuck murica? I thought you're first amendment was meant to protect citizens from this shit.

>makes a specific threat with a specific time

Retard. He deserves to be thrown in prison. Sup Forums is for triggering libtards, not self-incriminating.

> muh FBI and CIA

Sup Forums and infinitychan is better at their job than they themselves.

Good thing I'm a nigger. I can't be arrested for hate speech.

>hurts his ankle while kneeling during the national anthem

>you're first amendment
I am the first amendment

>threatening to take life
>also threatening to take life on a uni IP
he deserves it for being a piece of shit.

It doesn't protect people from making direct threats at specific times and locations.

There is a disclaimer on the website for a reason folks.

All posts here are works of falsehood and fiction only a fool would take for fact.

I work at Microsoft and I'm responsible for illegally indexing peoples hardrives without them consenting or being aware of it.

Those bluescreens you get? Thats my code indexing your hardrive, your browser history, cookies and all, and then reports it back to us via "crash reports".

You shitgoyim kind of deserve this, don't think we forgot about the holocaust..

The reason Sup Forums and Sup Forums in general hasnt been destroyed and shutdown is because its a containment zone. Everyone just hangs out here posting shit where it can be easily viewed, tracked, and monitored.

If Sup Forums ever got shut down all the crazy fuckers they want to keep an eye on would scatter to other places on the internet and they cant keep track of them so well.

Thats LITERALLY why Sup Forums is kept running.

Dad?

What the fucks going on with the world when mi5 want to save my collection of dick pictures?

Oh wait, maybe this is where ted heath got all his cp from?

>i can get shot for 99 problems
>but hate speech ain't one

>"I'm gonna kill a bunch of niggers tomorrow."
>get arrested 2 years later

Let that be a lesson to all you faggy RPers with your fake happenings.

>I work at Microsoft and I'm responsible for illegally indexing peoples hardrives
Nice try Cortana, only Tay can get in my drives

S is for cowards. Its all W A D. strafe jump, dont retreat.

No. They keyloggers are on the machine I use as a disposable and on the various different phones I use for the internet. If you actually connect your desktop to a public network you are retarded

This. It's a goddamn psyop to scare kiddies into thinking you're going to get busted for saying nogs should die on 4chin

Can't he just argue that he's raising a political-social issue? Because niggers gett off scot free for threatening to kill white people.

>A shame it can't help Sweden or your wife's son
>help
you and I must have different definitions of 'help'

NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER

So if one was to believe this story, you can't say nignogs and such ? I don't buy it. If he threatened to kill some, that's on him and he's an idiot.Just like the people who threaten the president online.They are idiots. You can talk all the shit you want, but when you threaten to kill someone that's another story.

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

>not using proxies

I post satire to make people laugh. Im a good goy really

It's performance art!

How can I get this as a job?

Hello, FBI?
I am capable of browsing Sup Forums and finding death threats where do you want me to send my Resume?

>don't do the gay infinity pattern adc strafe in smite
It's like you want me to derank

Youd think people would read it right?

If this is true, half the FBI is now redpilled. So good job

P.S. Hope you enjoy my meme folder

I dont hate post to begin with, im not stupid

Its true, the nigers arent human. So fuck off.

LARPER karma

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He was convicted of accidental glance rape

>Youd think people would read it right?
I read it out loud every time I come here, right after I pledge allegiance to the 6 million

Haha you have to prove it isn't satire though. Good luck, because it is satire you dummies.
>Mah crowded theater is on fire
>Mah incitement to violence
Fuck off.

and you guys shit on us for our snooping government

good for fucking them, they know i masturbate to roblox porn

FREEDOM
OF
SPEECH

>restarted while connected and before cleaning

anyone who does this deserves what they get I suppose

JUST

The extent of intergovernmental spying is insane, there are high security facilities where the undersea cables from NZ and Australia are "split" and data is mirrored into these facilities.

Though snowden leaks we known that the metadata is stripped and stored for an unknown length of time. While they're probably not saving your dick pics, they certainly are saving the "what, when, who, where and how"

Le hackerman

>walking in a pattern
I wouldn't worry about your rank being any lower.

Agreed

>Autismolnacht

this, just come and do it, send a mossad death squad my way and end this suffering, im tired of everything and dying by getting shot in the head would be pure bliss.
>you guys get rid of a bad goy
>i get to stop living this nightmare

win-win

>can't vary the pattern by simply pressing one key less and one key more
Try again, sweetie

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mark my words, this will be a thing some day