Post yfw you get the draft notice

Post yfw you get the draft notice.

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too old nigga, fliggle giggle. I'll have to hold down the fast food places while your off fighting.

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Millennial are such trash. Nuclear world war breaks out and instantly all they can think of is themselves. And they call boomers self centered.

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pussy

>im mad at something that never happened

kys boot licking israeli nigger

I can't wait to be called to the war machine. God we need a good war to get the people together again. I want to see all the retarded libfags who get drafted and turned into a real man.

>tfw happy because I can finally get my high school crush to marry me after a decade because she'll get military benefits for her two children

So OP’s post never happened?

Changed my mind

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Shit must be pretty fuckin bad, I'm 50!

Fuck off joe. ive hacked ur mainframe and will delet ur facebook if u post again

>tfw probably too fat for war

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Music for when it all come TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN, comped of course
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please god let me get drafted so i can shoot commies and find north korean war bride

fuck yeah

I'd shrug since I'm flat footed and have chronic kidney stones. They wouldn't trust me with anything except maybe a desk job.

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I'M ONLY 3 WEEKS AWAY FROM 27

FUCK

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Welcome to the big club, grasshopper

DAMN IT, my brother is flat footed

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Álrêrst lébe ich mir werde!

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>not my president

Another day in the cold north.

Combat vet here. Already served, so am draft free but.....
>MFW I reenlist to go back in under Commander in Chief Trump if he needs more men

checked.

>27
Isn't the draft open for all able bodied 18-45?

>mfw I have a skin disease the prevents me from being drafted

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ur literly gna die for der juden
im soz4u frend

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Same

Nork women beware, here comes the capitalist enrichment.

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Oh well, my grandfathers started the war with the norks and I get to finish it at least.

>using jewgle chrome

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>furrynigger finishing anything

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"I'm ready"

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I'll wipe my ass with it because I gave those fucks 9 years already.

I'm flat footed and I have mixed feelings about that because I can't fight for my country but I will live any one Else with theses feelings?

>Post yfw you get the draft notice.
I'm in my forties, faggot. Got a wife and two kids so far and a STEM-based career.
Nobody is drafting me.

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gotta do it. FOR THE JEWS

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Y not just get out now, coward?

>Dual Citizen

So you'll be grafted instead?

>paralysed from the waist down
>can't get drafted
>will be working though my anime backlog while everyone else is dying for the great nose

>be 25
>tfw all the youngsters will get picked before you
>tfw Drumpft will be impeached before your name is called

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user

can you still masturbate

"Time to shoot some gooks"

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Here on Sup Forums, only the most important questions are asked.

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>old and fat
Have fun fighting for Isreael!

That sucks. Can you still ride rollercoasters? Shits dope af

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Have fun kiddos!

in my 30s with a fucked up knee but if they wanna fix it shit id go.

>mfw

>tfw already in the Navy
H-Hoo-yah...

sweet, merciful Death

I dont get draft due to cripling shakes

I just wanted to stay home and shitpost!

>tfw just barely too old

I'll make sure your women don't get too lonely while you're away

Yep, no problem there. I can sort of move my thighs with some effort, but my knees and feet are useless.

Yes, don't even have to wait for them.
Most parks have a special guy wheel you around and help you onto the rides, and they'll usually have a ramp somewhere in the station building for people like me to get up there. Haven't been to a theme park in years though.

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