What has your country invented?

What has your country invented?

Brazil - pic related. The Airplane.

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The transistor.
REDPILL TIME
One of the co-inventors of the transistor, William Shockley, would go onto become an advocate of eugenics and was a de facto white supremacist.
This is now a redpill thread.

Solutions

>would go on

Shockley was an advocate before he invented the modern computer and digital telephony switching system.

Ketchup chips

My dad is a hue and he never shuts up about fucking Santos Dumont

I get it, Brazil did something and nobody knows or cares

So you're to blame for 9-11?

Oral contraceptives

You're welcome for every woman who became a whore.

>invented the airplane
This is what Brazilians actully bealive

pretty much everything, except cuckoldry, i believe germans were ahead of us in that regard

Wifi.

Alternating current, pens, torpedoes, neckties and some other shit I can't remember.

ITS TU NOT VOCE YOU FUCK

I will not sleep this night thinking about this.

Poutine.

Freedom.

Television

This great thing called CAPTCHA

Guinness, Whiskey, helicopters, tanks, guided missiles, ejector seats, tractors, submarines and domestic abuse

>Hungarian inventions include the safety match (János Irinyi), the first electric motor (Ányos Jedlik), the Ford Model T (József Galamb), the first nuclear reactor (Leo Szilard), Rubik's cube (Ernő Rubik), the ballpoint pen (László Bíró), Vitamin-C (Albert Szent-Györgyi), the hydrogen bomb (Edward Teller), the binocular (József Petzvál) and digital computing (John von Neumann), to mention only the most famous creations.
You're welcome, plebeians.

And the helicopter

Wrong pic but we did invent radio

OP needs to crack open a book on the history of powered, manned flight. 1906 isn't early bitch, let alone first.

Spurdo.

The first airplane was built by Gustave Whitehead REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>helicopters
>Cracks open a cold history book with the boys
That would be Russian invention that debuted in America actually

fairy bread

damn, your right. I had to check, the irish prototype was a complete failure

you mean sopa de macao

Radio was invented by an italian.

The Italian model was made in the 30's while the Russian model was made in 1885

est inbention tho

:DDDD

we invented memes

you aren't finland

Now Now I thought the Holocaust didn't happen?

The first successful submarine

everything

Every irrelevant shithole nigger country thinks it made the first airplane because some rich cunt stuck an engine to some wings and went down a windy hill.

The Wrights are the only rich cunts who got everything right and could fly under all circumstances. Controls, weight and design.

>except cuckoldry
i guess your true talents lie in innovation then

>Uma delicia

Ship propeller, semtex, contact lenses, arc lamp, lightning conductor, polarography

>except cuckoldry
You guys mastered it though

well, this then ...

Stealth Aircraft

mmmm old dutch

>huefags actually believe this

O FUG :DDDDDD

>i guess your true talents lie in innovation then

isn't innovation the true form of cuckoldry? taking someone else's wife/idea and injecting your own improvement into it
we've invented so much shit and now we're letting others innovate us

>Be swede
>Invent short link radio technology
>Name it after a dane
Truly astounding

Jesus.
Is it even legal for you to have that image on your computer?

The Finnish invented weird fucking nostrils. And Autism.

>Germany Nationalistic get destroyed in ww2 Propaganda everywhere people turning into cucks

Whats the reason Sweden is the state it's in again? you guys are laughable sad back in the day when everyone was fighting against the Arabs you had Swedes doing trade with them fucking Cucks it feels good knowing it took a shitton of Countries to remove Nationalism from my Country and the only thing it took for Swede was a Shitskin dick, Goebbels was right Swedes Germanic on the outside Jewish on the inside

The pedal bicycle.
The pneumatic tyre.
Wire rope.
Telephone.
Universal Standard Time.
Radar.
ATM.
Logarithms.
Modern Economics.
Modern Sociology.
Noble gases.
Penicillin.
General anaesthetic.
The television.
The refrigerator.
The flush toilet.
The modern lawnmower.
The electric clock.
Colour photography.
Forbes magazine.
Grand Theft Auto.

it's like christmas without christ or santa

...

Top kek

Just think, all those years of innovation will soon be lost due to your false altruism. You might be remembered but then again, you're so embarrassed by your own history you're destroying yourselves.

>Grand Theft Auto
>Not Goldeneye 64 or TimeSplitters

I love the new world and hate europoor land the americas is the greatest place on earth

Daren

enjoy your future :^)

Sup Forums

Top kek.

daily reminder that the wright brothers were flying 50+ miles without any launch aid while these hues were struggling to go 200 meters

The post-multiculturalism dystopia.

The Fine Ol' Solution.

Hey BrazilBros, why not make Daren a symbol of hatred in Brazil?

WE WUZ AIRPLANEZ N SHIET

You forgot Aryan genocide

The ability to drop a nuke without showing up on radar

>successful.

...

Cluster Bomb by Carlos Cardoen

Rock music

Gasoline
Diesel
Car
Jeans

Unfortunately.

Quite Ironic how you think we are somehow further than you when we have 60 million people while you have 9 Shit Swedes will be long gone before we will and which country removed their minorities in the past

And it's funny how the only Nationalist movement in Sweden are social outcasts that use Third reich German Imagery because they are uncreative fucks and i don't really want to know howmany of the 9 million people in your Country are Foreigners considering you don't keep track of them and it's illegal to keep track of where they are from

Defib paddles
Chemotherapy
Cell Phones
The modern internet
The modern Computer
Email
Atom Bomb
Cheese whip in a can
Ferris Wheel
Kool Aid
The Reuban
dental floss
the zipper
crash test dummies
stop lights
assembly line
laser
gps
duct tape
smart dust
on and on and on

penicillin

Stevie Ray Vaughan greatest guitarist of all time

Your country.

Hey BurguerBro, See this

pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santos_Dumont
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Santos-Dumont

I don't trust anyone who doesn't enjoy any form of rock.

Interweb

Not bad but he should have been writing and playing music like this - youtube.com/watch?v=7udClrQtmws

Spedometer
Suspension bridge
Torpedo
Micrometer
Mechanical Pen
Fingerprints used in dactyloscopy
Parachute
Pay by phone parking
Maritime gyrocompass
Aerial tramway

All of the best guitars

How many ships did the USS Alligator sink faggot? Hint: Less than the Hunley

Re-education camp for you Hans

Successful meaning it works, which the "Turtle" sub in the American Revolution did not do.

I enjoy classical as well, but not liking rock? Just crazy

the Colombian necktie

>1906
>invented
kek

I like some rock, but the quality music doesn't offset the cultural legacy of drugs and promiscuity.

>tfw I and other millions were lied to with a desperate attempt at re-writing story to make Brazil relevant
youtube.com/watch?v=EZcuJN0Yyi0

Also the airplane.

>sink in the harbor after an attack.
>successful.

You have to return safely to be a success. Suicide attacks don't matter. Any dune coon can crash a bomb into a ship, it takes skill to bomb something and return to base

also, all these butthurt brazilians in the comments

Assault Rifles
Cruise Missiles
Modern Rocketry in general
Jet powered Aircraft
First practical helicopter
First Metal Aircraft
First Functional computer
Also the Aeroplane

>internet
>web
Both wrong.