I saw Richard Spencer at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I saw Richard Spencer at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person...
Dominic Hill
Caleb Garcia
excellent pasta anschluss bro
Isaiah Reed
you're bringing me back to the glory days user
Cooper Young
No matter how many times I read this everytime I laugh. I always just imagine shia labeouf
Brayden Miller
I hope CNN reports on how Richard Spencer treats his fans.
Michael Wilson
this is an old meme
lul
Logan Hall
I would have punched that fucking Nazi if he went to my store, or at least refused to sell to him.
Christian Green
>When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
Up until this point your shitpost was somewhat believable (if you ignore your flag).
It was still a funny story though. I give your shit post a 7/10.
Andrew Lopez
Never fails.
Ryder Wood
Wow sounds like quite the dick.