I like you user, please go out with me

I like you user, please go out with me.

EUGH, EWW, WTF!?

Sorry Im MGTOW

I'm gay

HAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A GF HAHAHAHAHA NICE ONE LOSER

Ehh? Did you say something?

Nani?????

No, you look like someone who would cheat on me.

Only if you wear this burqa

I said, moon, the moon
TL Note: Love,(suki) and go out (tsukiatte) sounds like Moon (tsuki)