/snow/

Are you ready for the winter? We're gonna be assblasted here in CO tonight.

Do you have winter supplies at hand? How does your neighborhood deal with heavy blankets of the stuff?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=VYfF06CPHMo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

YOU SEE AL GORE, IT'S FUCKING SNOWING IN COLORADO RIGHT NOW, WHERE'S YOUR CLIMATE CHANGE GOD NOW YOU OVERWEIGHT NIGGER?

oh shush, even morons know that climate change results in extremes on both ends of the spectrum.

Its going to be in the 50's on Tuesday. Calm your tits

OH ISN'T THAT JUST SUCH A CONVENIENT TRUTH FOR YOU.

Who /fort collins/ here

Yes because its true you fuck. Was over 80 and humid as fuck here in jersey today. Which is fucking weird.

>Lives in mountains. Surprised when it snows.

El Paso county (springs) here. AKA the only uncucked county in the state. Its going to be in the 70s on thursday

Just adapt to it you little bitch.

no one from Colorado lives in Ft. Collins

The more I browse Sup Forums and the more I gain racial awareness, the more I view snow as a sort of black sun cleansing force....that which only the white man thrives in

I welcome winter

Boulder. So close.

It's only gonna be ~6 inches though, which isnt that big of a deal.

still, 6-12 inches over the next 48hrs. Gotta break out the winter jacket in early October. It's exciting

damn, over here in Golden we're gonna get whomped on

It's gonna rain for the first time this year today, I'm so excited :3

When it snows here in Michigan, we just flip Ma Nature the bird and dig our way out when she's done shitting on us.

FoCo checking innnnn let's go to Zwei tomorrow at 5. Had to harvest all my outdoor today.

Maybe a good snowpocalypse will convince some of the Californians to leave so locals can at least have a chance at unfucking their state. Or make them crash their cars on snowy roads or freeze to death in an alley because they chose to buy weed instead of paying their rent. Either works.

What happens if a storm like Harvey drops snow?

May winter chan bring us 30+ feet in one storm.

It's 4''-6'' you fucking transplant. That's hardly anything.

Enough moisture to get an inch of rain will give you about a foot of snow.

I transplanted from a place that gets a comparable amount. This is just the first big one of the year, and in early October to boot, so it's interesting in that regard. Three years ago we got 2.5' three weekends in a row... now that was fun

Nice quads, CO senpai. Transplants are basically newfags and they should GTFO

I remember getting 10'' of snow in early October here growing up. It's normal.
It's the rocky mountains, it really drives weird weather phenomenons.

Not even going to break out my snow thrower from the shed.
Shoving 4'' isn't bad at all.

> 6-12 inches
> winter jacket in early October
>It's exciting

You're new to CO, aren't you? well,

1) welcome
2) fuck off we're full.

Golden always gets fucked.

BTW, your name wouldn't happen to be Tom would it?

Weather reporters always over hype snow storms here.
Walk around with shorts and a hoodie, all that snow will melt in a few days.

I hope this year will be the year of the fimbulwinter.

Well, it has been raining a lot this year here.
Hopefully we get a good amount of snow this year too.

I am not ready for winter. This one might kill even me. I can't shovel anymore. No shovel, no get out. No get out, no food. Kind of sucks, but that's life. The weak fail and die.

3) you can crash in Aurora if you want

Littleton is small and with a view

>fimbulwinter
calling dibs on Lif
wife calling dibs on Lifprasir

Yes, this is true.

Fort Collins doesn't exist. don't go there. There's nothing for any of you there.

pussy americans

nope. Don't know any toms either

Are you a senior? Their a volunteers than will help you out. Try your local fire department.

>leaf

oh, that sucks. Tom was pretty chill. He was planning on moving, probably went through with it.

Was 80 in Denver today but it's still going to snow.

>Their a volunteers than will help you out.
There are volunteers that will help you out*
fucking phone posting

KILL YOURSELF

youtube.com/watch?v=VYfF06CPHMo

dude i'm so ready for snow, the fucking blazing heat over here is getting tiresome

I am, actually. But what I am I supposed to do? Call them every time it snows? I am a homeowner who pays taxes, but I don't feel like that entitles me to free snow shoveling. A couple times I thought I should fake a heart attack (CHEST PAINS) and they would have to dig me out to get to me, but that's a shitty thing to do. Although it might be real some day. But, I managed to live through the last couple years, so maybe I will get lucky again. Mostly, I worry about my cat.

There’s some kiddie on your street that will shovel for ten bucks probably

Contact a landscape company. Many of them do residential snow removal. Maybe only have them come for the really bad snow storms.
Hiring some kid down the block would be cheaper though.

Sorry, that's child abuse in Amerika. Better hire the spic gang banger down the street so he can feed his familia (after he scopes your properity out for later gains)

Good luck, Winter-chan!

Smother OP in your cold white embrace!

where you live

Don't worry about it. You can't save me. I just meant to let you know that winter is fatal for a lot of people and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Funny thing is, just three days ago I saved a life when a woman was walking across the street right in front of a car going about 40. I pulled her back. So, maybe I served my purpose, eh?

cut it with the existential bullshit

communities pull together

>existential bullshit
now is a good time to ask a very important question...
what is toast?
pieces of bread? what is bread?..... well we'll get to that in a second
but like
you take this bread, these pieces of bread
...
and
you somehow magic
fire magic...
like you use this magic fire magic
and you use it on the bread...

Bullshit. If you are old and unpopular, no one gives a shit about you. They'd rather you just die and the property goes on the market. You have no idea what it is like to be old and abandoned.

Where is your family?
Where are your neighbors?