Australian Gold miner in Papua New Guinea

Ask a cunt that works with Jungle Nig's in an underground mine anything.

Nem Bilong me Emi Sinbad. Mi bilong Perth.

How niggy are jungle nigs? Are they worse than your abos?

Are you hiring?

You ever see that Rockefeller guy?

my grandpa used to fix helicopters there, he told me some hectic shit

Way nicer. More intelligent. Slot more disciplined.

99% are subsistence farmers. They only work so their kids/tribal brothers/sisters can get an education.
They can survive on their own perfectly fine.

Newcrest and Porgera mine, K-92 Also are.
You have to be ex-Australian Military 6+ years, before they will look at your Resume.
"Dem WaccaWacca go longim down Moresby strep"

How many miles to the nearest cannibalistic tribe?

Him and I go way back. The old fella's always on the Billy's. Got the best Buai in the South Pacific.

What are you mining? I thought modern mining was all strip mining. Is it horrible underground? Spooky? Anything weird happen?

how much do we fuck over the locals?

I work with litteral cannibals.
Literally Highland boys...
They live in the Highlands, no Electricity or water. I can eat human whenever I choose to stay in Port Moresby. I can get it in a Chinese food container or with a 3 hour trip, charcoal from a barbeque.

On another note Ameri-bro, an AK-47 costs me 8000Kina, 3600AUd, Delivered to Port Moresby with eight magazines fully loaded.

The Coin worth it?

how many lazy drunken nigs depending on their wantok gibs compared to hardworking nigs ?

Gold. I work with jungle nigs man. Everything suspicious is a can of worms with those cunts....
They regularly burn/stone witches and sorcerer's where I work for example.

God have mercy on my soul...
That's how much.
If it wasn't me, it would be somebody else.
Yes. 220KAUD Tax free...
Unbelievable.

How do you detect them sneaking up on you in the dark?

Yu come longim Papua?.

As I said. The only ones who work, need to, so they can pay for their kids education. The rest are subsistence farmers.

So how does one get in the business?
What kind of capitol did you have to start out with?

Any interesting characters?
Do You ever feel relaxed?

Do you carry a weapon at all times?

180+ Bouganville Island security guards, with M-16's.

The blackest mother fucken Nigs, most racist, security Guards in the Pacific islands.

>Yes. 220KAUD Tax free...
Shit, I want your job.
Unlike you I will have no remorse

How common are kuru or similar crazy diseases? What kind of precautions are in place to protect your health in such savage lands?

Care to name the companies doing the mining operations or is it state owned?

Oh shit, I remember those. All over Asia the goos fucking rot their teeth and spit everywhere.,fuck

Just an Ex-military electrician man. Job came up so I did it.
Best decision I ever made. Best life experience ever.

Every day man. My first day here I had a Papua New Guinea mining engineer ask me what Gold was used for.
Literally didn't know why were mining the shit...

On the other hand, what would some bloke with property in the highlands who is a subsistence farmer with no electricity or running water, have a use for gold?.
Catch 22.
Everyday is a steep learning curve for me.

>Port Moresby from the Air

>220KAUD Tax free
How does that work? Because you're not in AUS you don't owe the gov't tax? US citizens owe Uncle Sam tax wherever they earn it. What about Papua New Guinea tax?

mannnnn

Do any of them miss being/want to be apart of Australia?
They're the seventh point on the federation star.

No need. They respect or hate me too much to touch me.
Saying that at the "Bung"/local market, I can buy a 9mm browning special for 2000Kina, about $1400AUD.
But what for?.
PNG are the icest people on the planet. Everybody has a heart user.
None. Riddled with Aids and Syphallis. They don't know or care.

Don't catch Jungle fever if you ever decide to come.. it's a death sentance.

It's written on the fucken plane tickets from PNG airlines man fucken sick cunts. It's like Meth but gives you bad cottonmouth.

my company has a branch in west papua province, people here got wiser not to be exploited by their lazy drunken wantok
>God have mercy on my soul...
we screwed western papuans under international scrutiny while PNGs are screwed without remorse

>literal cannibals
Do they eat people who die naturally or kill people to eat them? If the latter, will they kill anyone to eat, or do they target certain types?
Are there women working with you?

so... you ever throw anyone down the nigger hole?

I think he was talking about that one Rockerfella that got head hunted decades ago

>It's written on the fucken plane tickets from PNG airlines

what is?

what do you actually do? are you operating machinery or swinging a pick?

A few years ago your government sent immigrants to PNG, saying they needed the help more. I thought it was brilliant. I haven't heard much about it except that a lot of them wanted to go back home and at least one committed suicide. What's the status now? Are any of the Middle Eastern people actually finding a home there (literally and figuratively)?

Don't pay either. I'm on a 2 week on, 2 week off roster.
I'm not in either country enough to be a full time citizen, dont pay tax.

They are fiercky Papua New Guineans, but they regard Australian and Kiwis as literal brothers since Kokoda.
If you introduce yourself as an Australian, they will say, "You remember Kokoda, we are Brothers, we drink together, we die together, we are brothers". Quite beautiful really.

>Kokoda
C'mon, we amerifags haven't got a clue what you are saying. Put another shrimp on the barbie and 'splain yourself.

>ex-Australian Military
Do we count?

Yes we do, retard, and if you don't—fucking Google it you daft cunt. Fucking embarassing

Mind your business, doofus.

There's a few down western province too. Well, maybe not this generation, but down near Weam to Torasi and over to Bula they got into it big time

Was that the fucker who left Merauke and never made it Daru?

sounds pretty chill, you got any malaria yet?

Chewing buai aka betel nut. They chew it, dip a stick mustard in some powdered lime, and the reaction makes this foamy ass red shit that gives them a watermelon smile. They just spit that shit out everywhere.

Do you ever look for gold nuggets with a metal detector? I always wanted to do this using one of the MineLab detectors. Australia has some of the best places to look for gold nuggets from what I read. I belive the giant nugget on display in the Golden Nugget casino in Vegas came from Australia. The newer model detectors can penetrate the ground much deeper than older detectors and so fields that have previously been picked through are new again. For example if a nugget was 5 feet underground the older detectors would even notice it. But a newer model detector will see it. I just imagine all the gold nuggets that havent been discovered. The only downside is you need to dig a giant hole to reach the gold

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How can I get that job

>You have to be ex-Australian Military 6+ years, before they will look at your Resume.
How many of the jungle nigs they hire are ex-Military 6+ years?

on manus island where all the arabs are kept, they're given free money from the aus government which they spend on soliciting young native girls for sex because they don't have to pay for food or board either

apart from their nightly curfew where they have to come back to the detention centre, they've got better living conditions than a reasonable slice of the australian lower class

there's also now a HIV epidemic, which PNG has never had to deal with before, thanks to niggers and sand monkeys

the PNG military likes shooting at them sometimes, i've heard.

and every time a father goes and butchers a smelly rapefugee for raping his daughter, we come one step closer to bringing them all here to aus for on-shore processing because the Greens jump up and claim the poor refugees are in danger of some mysterious pacific island black magic that they don't want to name (because it's politically incorrect for them to be honest and say "our poor little AIDS-riddled dune coons are so abhorrent even the bush kanakas up in that hellhole to the north can't stand them so they're chopping them up every now and then)

Kek. That Reza Berazi or whatever the fuck his name was got his in spades. Even the report into the circumstances surrounding his death concluded that he was a piece of shit. Also a stupid piece of shit. Nothing smarter than goading PNG nationals and oissing of the mobile squad.

>Don't catch Jungle fever if you ever decide to come.. it's a death sentance.

you mean fuck the locals?

If you get drunk enough to find a PNG national attractive enough to fuck, you deserve your old fella falling off.

i think it's hilarious how they get figuratively airlifted out of life threatening situations, out of warzones, out of goatfucking villages, out of almost drowning in the timor sea, and they're still so fucking subhuman they manage to piss off just about the only demographic of people left in the pacific who have oftentimes worse living conditions than they did back home

it makes me warm and fuzzy inside knowing that firebombing and shooting up mosques is a regular occurance in PNG

>220k tax free
>gold

Bull-shit.

Guys in the oil business in PNG in the 00s and early 10s made half of that with straya taxes on top when the oil price was going nuts. Even at the height of the mining boom, you were making 150k if you were the boss or below in a mine doing very well.

I don't doubt you could make 220k if you were a mine manager or something like that but some random guy working on the tools isn't making close to that.

nigger I once ate the ass of 100kg black woman from Namibia, I aint afraid of anything

>On the other hand, what would some bloke >On the other hand, what would some bloke with property in the highlands who is a subsistence farmer with no electricity or running water, have a use for gold?.
Please report immediately to the nearest re-ed centre. Get this man a shitty job, a shit-load of debt and a crappy apartment ASAP

Do they smell like roses or...the opposite?

hazard pay these days is a hell of a drug. one of my partner's relatives flies a chopper around high risk areas and makes just shy of half a mil annually

>pays taxes to Australia when income is earned elsewhere
>wages in the 00s were lower, and therefore are bullshit
Mate you don't know what you're talking about.

How is their Rugby League team? I understand PNG is co-hosting the RLWC? Should be some tasty games!

You ever partake in any local customs, like fucking prepubescent children to death, or ritualistic cannibalism?

he could indeed be making that much.

t. actual mine manager who makes a fuckton more than that.

I don't know, they kill people. Its different, an abo might kill by mistake or when he's angry or drugged up, but these guys decide and then kill on purpose. Foreign mentality to be aware of - don't ever give one of them a reason to kill you because they'll do it.

>FIFO
>wages in the 00s were lower

Not in mining. That's why Perth became a bubble.

Mine managers earning half a million don't hang out on Sup Forums, bro.

This is funny because - its true. They don't. Poor fuckers the money doesn't cover the job.

and yet... here I am :)
ain't too much else to do of a night time in the middle of fucking literally nowhere.

can you get me a job? I'm electrical contractor

> you need to dig a giant hole to reach the gold

Come to Australia. We'll teach you.

>ex-aust military for 6 yrs

any positions for sigs

Eu flag. Blacked. Checks out.

>Even at the height of the mining boom, you were making 150k if you were the boss or below in a mine doing very well.

lolwut

Train drivers that do nothing but haul ore along The Indian Pacific line make over 200k a year.

I make over 100k just loading that shit.

Best buai's on Bougainville mate.