>African Sprinters are opting to have their arms surgically removed in order to decrease weight and increase speed.
How does pol feel about body modification to one's advantage in the Olympic Games? Should it be considered cheating?
>African Sprinters are opting to have their arms surgically removed in order to decrease weight and increase speed.
How does pol feel about body modification to one's advantage in the Olympic Games? Should it be considered cheating?
Running with your arms behind you Naruto style will make you run 25% faster that's why doing it was band from the Olympics in 1978.
What the fuck am i reading
Wouldn't you get less oxygen?
Seems like a stupid move
Also, motherfucker would tip over
Source? Faggot
Enjoy having no balance
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Source
I'd like to see professional sports leagues with zero restrictions on surgical modifications, performance enhancing drugs etc.
Really push the human body beyond it's limits
around carp
its a tarp
I want to see black people surgically altered into wheels
this
>Nike rims
I would pay to watch this
Yeah but hes gonna be fucked when he goes to collect his medals
I'm guessing by surgically modified you mean got caught stealing "blood diamonds".
Removing arms will not make people run faster. Emu legs...
he'd be fucked when he's suppose to get down into his starting block
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
i wanna cum inside some cosplayers
How will they be able to steal ?
They will just put a door stop for him to rest his head on.
i remember trying to run without using my arms when I was a kid
didn't go so well
THINK OF THE WIND RESISTENCE
>Lose balance in a 100m olympic sprint
>Cant brace yourself for the fall
>Fall on head. Suffer drain bamage, and fuck up face
>"Muh whitey did this!"
There is a special olympics for a reason.
newfag
fuck that's autistic
it is the future
Wtf? You run a lot faster with your arms. Have you tried to run with your arms hanging down? You are not generating enough force forward if you do that. That's what your arms are for when you run, to allow the next step to be powerful and strong.
Kek. That sounds like one gruesome face slide.
They already have a tribe of dindus with ostrich feet, is that close enough?
>mfw the first MMA fights featuring augmented superhumans take place in Japan
>mfw the glory days return
Of course his shirt says KANG.
lel
>that video
I'm really surprised we haven't seen surgical monstrosities come out of China and Russia.
Wouldn't that just be stupid and counterproductive?
Do it, just fucking do it you retards.
I bet they fill a feed bag with McDonalds and steroids to feed this nog.
But its not an advantage at all.
Arm play an important role in shifting weight & aligning your body for more traction in the soles of your feet
>tfw niggers are gonna be double-amputees for nothing
Next up: Torso amputations with a stylin fanny pack for the lungs and heart
>russia
U havent seen our paralympic sportsmens?
LUL
Half of them were not disabled :D
Not for nothing, if we can talk them all into it we solve back crime, and have a new class of draft animal.
They're Russians so yeah.
Plot twist: You are only eligible to compete in the paralympics now.
That psyduck guy is fucking based
i'd just be there for the entertainment, people going to extremes to remove parts of their body all to win a medal at the olympics
>not using him big ol nigger dick as a tripod
>not doing a naruto run and putting your arms behind your back for aerodynamic efficiency
Stupid niggers
Almost there...senpai.
The amount of people dying on the field from their hearts exploding would sure be a jolly good show
Fucking Christ, I thought I thought of something funny
Posted it
Then realized it was literally the first post
You could theoretically do it in MMA by shaving your elbow bone and win by cuts.
what is your wish?
Pokenerd is fucking jacked brah