Uh, guys

>be me
>move to new town
>find decent job as operations manager at a local production facility
>bosses are poo-in-loos, I can live with that
>fast-forward 4 months, to this morning
>organizing files after we move location across town
>need a stapler
>walk into boss's mom's office looking for one
>find pic related, instead
wat do

Also, just dawned on me why the mom wanted an office with a window facing east, fuck.

Convert to islam Kafir

Shut up, memeflag.

Go save your country, motherfucker.

Shameless self bump, kind of at a loss here.

alwaez is good guy op, dont be islamaphobe

Where the FUCK is your father in this?

Oh wait. It all makes sense now.

Anyone NOT Jewish on Sup Forums this morning?

burn
it
down

Tell your family members.

Don't go it alone.

Tell her siblings

Tell your Dad

Tell your grandparent's


There is nothing stronger than family peer pressure

Mission Complete Boss, now EXFILTRATE OUT OF THE HOT ZONE!

Honestly, IDK... As long as there aren't cameras take it and listen to it later. Then give it to FBI if you're edgy enough.

I'm 30. My father is at work minding his own business. Some people actually manage to crawl out from their parents' asses and succeed on their own, user.

Deus Vult

You know what to do faggot

Witnessed ... but is that political enough for the mods?

That settles it, then.
D u bs decide how I MAGA.

Peaceful option:

Express interest in Islam and ask them to teach you. Earn their trust until they reveal their anti-American plot, then present your recordings and other evidence to law enforcement.

Call Trump

don't be a faggot. remove kebab.

Call the cops now, no time to waste

If you see something, say something.

Get a life. Bin that crime think

Marry the daughter, have a dozen poo in loo half breeds

google it before anything else, might not be bad.

if it's full dirka then yeah lulz but otherwise don't loose your "decent job"

your life has less meaning than the ancient kings how can you claim you are a success? Is Sup Forums your measuring stick?!

if something reputable with notoriety was your measuring stick you'd be a failure. I am not impressed with you.

I laughed so hard at this comment my yamaka fell off.

These are ismaili, the aga khan's lot. Not into terrorism afaik, although the hashishins were ismaili, so best check for dope and plots against the crusaders, just to be sure...

>wat do

Tell her about CDs, mp3s, etc.

Success is an arbitrary measurement subject to personal opinion; ergo, it doesn't matter if you're impressed with anyone since your opinion is equally as worthless as everyone else's. Thanks for playing, dipshit.

Bacon EVERYWHERE

>play ignorant
>Buy her a nice ham for Christmas

>mp3s
Mp5s would be a better bet...

>Mp5s would be a better bet...

kek This is true.

slap her across the face a few times and command her to go to a good christian church and pray for forgiveness

when you think you got poo's but got the muslims instead

sprinkle bacon bits into office carpet

Checked.

All muzzie preaching is degenerate satanic shit tho

projection, the post

GET OUT OF THERE!

GET OUT OF THERE NOW!!!

I don't get it....so do you need the job there or not? If not, then quit and find another place...seriously is your autism that bad you can't figure out that you have free will and can work anywhere you are eligible to work?

I was actually a bit wary of this from the jump; Muslims practice taqiyya, after all, and it crossed my mind more than once that they may just be pretending to be Hindu/atheist/etc. around Americans to suspend their unease. Thought about it enough to Google "do Muslims/Arabs pretend to be Indian."

Don't sweat it, no one listens to cassettes anymore. If you're worried, just revisit her office with a large magnet.

>Jw in ID
Good god, almighty.

80% of thread misread boss's mom as just mom

you guys, like all the other morons, deserve anything bad that happens to you

This. Where the fuck is everyone's reading comprehension today?

Hell, they don't have to pretend.
Pakis = Indian Muslims. When India split off from England, it split into India and Pakistan, because of the religious differences.

Reveal it to who? FBI clearly doesn't think radical Islamism is a real thing.

There's really no such thing as Pakis. Everyone on that subcontinent came from the same 6 haplogroups. Higher castes (translate: higher IQs) have more European in them, as one would expect.

Huh. Never knew.