Brit/pol/ - The BASED Catholic Edition

>First Brit/pol/ Ruddcunt victim
itv.com/news/wales/2017-09-25/man-arrested-over-hijacked-billboard-in-cardiff/

>Want to fly the Liberal Democrat banner in 2022 (or maybe sooner)?
libdemvoice.org/want-to-fly-the-liberal-democrat-banner-in-2022-or-maybe-sooner-55461.html

>May set to stay for short-term, reshuffle imminent
unv.is/theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/07/tory-party-reshuffle-conservative-cabinet-may

>Police beg for footage of Natural History Museum "INCIDENT"
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4959994/Police-appeal-footage-Natural-History-Museum-crash.html

>UK govt launches hate crime website to help you report a thought crime
report-it.org.uk/home

>Poll: Jeremy Corbyn preferred PM to May. Labour gains over Tory
unv.is/politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/jeremy-corbyn/news/89624/shock-poll-finds-voters-back-jeremy

>Former transplant chief says he won't donate organs under 'opt-out' system
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4960272/Ex-transplant-chief-says-WON-T-donate-plans-ahead.html

>What really happened at the Tory party conference?
unv.is/inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/whatsapp-groups-next-pm-told-stfu-inside-tory-party-right-now

>Lucas: Britain is boycotting ban on nuclear weapons
unv.is/greenparty.org.uk/news/2017/10/06/caroline-lucas-britains-boycott-of-nuclear-ban-is-scandalous/

>Comittee to examine 'value-for-money' of Hinkley Point
parliament.uk/business/committees/committees-a-z/commons-select/public-accounts-committee/inquiries/parliament-2017/hinkley-point-c-17-19/

>Hitchens: BBC and Tories in bed together, May deserved conference failure
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4959468/Peter-Hitchens-says-Theresa-deserved-conference-saga.html

Other urls found in this thread:

martinezperspective.wordpress.com/2017/10/07/julian-assange-confirmed-as-kremlin-stooge/
elpais.com/elpais/2017/09/25/inenglish/1506323273_063367.html
foreignpolicy.com/2017/08/17/wikileaks-turned-down-leaks-on-russian-government-during-u-s-presidential-campaign/
youtube.com/watch?v=WGau8RBMNG8
refugee.ru/en/news/rare-case-syrian-granted-temporary-asylum-in-russia/
abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=82969
youtube.com/watch?v=asn8vMlg0B8
youtube.com/watch?v=CuiNW6MjNPE
youtube.com/watch?v=Cte3VvCONf4
youtube.com/watch?v=AasvuIZ6FKc
theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/21/pope-francis-prioritise-migrants-dignity-over-national-security
migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/briefings/long-term-international-migration-flows-to-and-from-the-uk/
breitbart.com/london/2017/10/08/uk-government-targets-internet-trolls-specialist-police-unit/
rt.com/uk/406114-guns-drugs-border-force/
express.co.uk/news/politics/864154/Brexit-news-eu-latest-eu-member-states-punish-UK-Michel-Barnier
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/09/britain-prepares-war-north-korea-new-carrier-could-rushed-service/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Names Blair, Tony Blair to be Precise;

I saved our NHS
I Stopped a genocide in Kosovo
I Stopped a Madman in Iraq who had WMD's.
I saved our Old People
I saved our Social Services
I Increased Skilled Immigration to the UK whilst cutting down unskilled immigration.
I improved Our Economy 10 Fold.
I cut over all crime by 32%
I bought in a fair minimum wage to help our most vulnerable
I cut youth unemployment by 75%
I solved the troubles and cut down over all terror by 600%

And you hate me for what?

Never had any kind of sexual experience before, not even a kiss on the lips. I have just booked an escort for half an hour. I want her to wank me off and to cum on her face. I'm not going to kiss her and the blowjob will be done with a condom, and the hand job with her wearing a glove so no chance of STDs. How many times do you think I will be able to ejaculate in half an hour?

yousoro

d.ubs chooses what i put on my pizza
one rule because only subhumans have it on theirs: NO PINEAPPLE

I'm hungry for some tasty food
Mmmmmmm

And I don't like Theresa May

Nth for an independent Wessex.

tuna

ha get fucked

Extra onions

Hi honk.

Poo poo

>And you hate me for what?
Being a lying piece of shit.

nut juice

aids

Lots of vinegar and sugar

Writing a bot to submit thousands of hate speech reports at random lads

LMOA

FUCK YOU
GIVE ME ACTUAL SUGGESTIONS
I DON'T EVEN OWN EITHER OF THOSE 2 THINGS

Are there more Breivik supporters today then back in 2010?

Tell her your a cherry boy, she will sort you out.

I hope you’re running it through a VPN.

prepare to experience the full wrath of the met cybercrime division

My favourite pizza is a dominoes with bbq sauce, and some kind of meat, like chicken

Don't like other pizza as much as dominoes

You can usually find 50% off coupons online if you dig about

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Are you Colonial Scum?

Why does Julian Assange care so much about Catalonia/Spain? He won't shut up about it desu. Is he actually a Russian shill all along, and the muh Putin breaking up EU conspiracy is real?

won't it be easier to just determine what post request you send when submitting a report and mimic that? form submitting may not work as expected if there is some jewscript at work

Why would ''Russian shill'' care about EU? Are you stupid?

Yeah but I need to build the input list anyway. I'll just fill in the values and then use tamperdata to figure out how the javashit works.

Russia wants to break up the EU to stop a superpower developing nearby, that's the theory

do any of the girls here want to be my girlfriend

Thanks in advance
I enjoy talking about politics
I don't like Jeremy corbyn

People inside EU are the only ones who can stop EU once they see how terrible their politics are, against them and their interests.

He's more an anti-American shill than a Russian shill.

Literally our only hope.

i'm a girl (male)

I agree, I never said the EU was a good thing or that breaking it up was a bad thing. I'm just surprised Assange is concentrating so hard on the Catalonia/Spain debate - doesn't really fit in with whistleblowing, it's just a bit of police brutality really, and not even that bad

Hi whats up

Do you like politics ?

I just had my first period!

I hope that you are joking. nb I had sex with my girlfriend today

fuck you brit/pol/
you made me cave on my 600kcal diet

True. Assange also supports refugees and started a pro-refugee party in Australia some time ago. So that he has in common with the Russian state and the European Union: loving refugees.

refugee.ru


Based Putin. Humanitarian leader

In the last few years, the EU has managed to piss off everybody that surrounds it. Diplomacy EU style.

cool
Start binging hard mate

So, lads... are they LARPing on /x/ or do they have schizophrenia?

Russia took 0 refugees from Syria except from east Ukraine.

Exactly right.

martinezperspective.wordpress.com/2017/10/07/julian-assange-confirmed-as-kremlin-stooge/

elpais.com/elpais/2017/09/25/inenglish/1506323273_063367.html

foreignpolicy.com/2017/08/17/wikileaks-turned-down-leaks-on-russian-government-during-u-s-presidential-campaign/

ANTICHRIST.

i-i-its NOT FAIR

Any of you lads seen the new Blade Runner? Pretty comfy tbqhwym8s

this is why you don't do that. there are no qucik easy fixes. you'll have to accept that it will take you months to lose it.

IT WAS EVEN YOU WHO SUGGESTED DOMINOES
REEEEEEEEEE

>Russia took 0 refugees

Not what the official state-run website says, kremlinbot

Just split up with the woman of my dreams lads

no falling out, her family split us up

youtube.com/watch?v=WGau8RBMNG8

i like the book

phillip k dick is bretty good in my opinion

Please follow what you saidand fuck off you smelly subhuman

jesus who's that gremlin in the picture

Maybe no 0 but sure 100 times less then Germany who is world leader in helping refugees.

It's nice to see Germany also continues age old tradition of assimilation of foreigners,after all leader Angela Merkel has partial Polish ancestry according to Wikipedia.
All it takes is for refugees to marry German women and their children are half German already and next generation 75%, keep the good job, refugee center of the world.

I never got /x/. Literally every thread is
>OP says something cryptic
>what do you mean?
>YOU CAN'T TELL SOMEONE HOW TO GET ENLIGHTENMENT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

Who else starting to regret brexit?

I fought for leave pretty passionately with good arguments etc but im a bit of sociopath
I never actually believed in what i was saying but i just kept saying it because are nige is a lad and i hate cucky remainers

and as a racist, white christian migrants from civilised europe is probably a good thing, since were still takin in millions of noggers from outside the eu.
If it were soley up to our shit politicians like what leave fought for... Lets face it those 300,000 white europeans would now include even morw nig nogs

Also i love eastern euro girls

refugee.ru/en/news/rare-case-syrian-granted-temporary-asylum-in-russia/
The Luberetskiy City Court ordered the Main Directorate for Migration Affairs of the Ministry of Internal Affairs to grant temporary asylum to Khadri Amer, a refugee from Syria. Such humane decisions are extremely rare in Russian judicial practice; according to the Federal State Statistics service only 1137 Syrians were granted temporary asylum in Russia for the entire year 2016.

>her family split us up
Why lad?

It used to be good, creepypasta and such. Now it's just LARPing and reposts.

>1pbtid

really fired those neuronal synapses

They're pitiful people.

wrong premise
>May will actually try to meaningfully reduce EU immigration

Seriously though, what are the chances of getting an STD if I fuck an escort but only with a condom?

Russia is becoming very diverse, and it must, otherwise it won't survive

abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=82969

>The Chinese are invading Russia — not with tanks, but with suitcases.

>Alexander Shaikin, in charge of controlling the Russian-Chinese border, said on June 29 that 1.5 million people from China have illegally entered the Russian Far East over the past 18 months.

>It’s IMPOSSIBLE to know the exact level of Chinese migration into the Russian Far East; Russia has not run a census in over a decade. But by all indications, a significant river of people is surging across the border.

>The Moscow Carnegie Center, the only organization to launch an independent study, claimed that there were about 250,000 Chinese in Russia in 1997. The Interior Ministry has claimed that there are 2 million. Other estimates place the Chinese population at 5 million.

>Regardless, the Federal Migration Service fears a flood. The service has repeatedly warned that the Chinese could become the DOMINANT ETHNIC group in the Russian Far East in 20 to 30 years. Such an occurrence would require an annual influx of about 250,000 to 300,000 Chinese, LESS than one-third the rate that Shaikin currently claims

110%

Her da wasn't a big fan of me, not "man enough" like he is, apparently "being manly" involves getting piss drunk most evenings and beating your wife but there you go

>Such humane decisions are extremely rare in Russian judicial practice

Exactly they are extremely rare unlike Germany the world capital of refugees.

1137 vs 2.000.000

Why are you having sex with escorts in the first place? Wait until you’re married.

youtube.com/watch?v=asn8vMlg0B8

youtube.com/watch?v=CuiNW6MjNPE

youtube.com/watch?v=Cte3VvCONf4

youtube.com/watch?v=AasvuIZ6FKc

can't blame a man for wanting to bust a nut

Okay, what about if the escort gives me oral sex and a hand job, but also both only with a condom?

You're probably looking at about 235%

Scroll up subhuman. Notice that thing next to the photo of the kike? It's a title. Read it, go on. What does it say? Brit/pol/. So run along you chinky shit and make a Fag/pol/

I see one escaped

I'm so sorry. Hope she sees sense

>your dominoes delivery driver is called anwar

Tony Blair was a national socialist like Brevik

Totes soz dude
Have a burger on me

>We must secure a future for white children
>Kill 80 white children

You really sound like SJW/Antifa/Leftist.

Before you decide to insult some European nationality or group you should always remember that there are over 6 Billions of ''other'' people all around the world and growing faster then ever.Maybe that will once and for all stop you from sounding like literal SJW/Antifa

About to indulge in the devils lettuce every post i make 5 Minutes after this should be disregarded

Trump caused Brexit though and you guys hate him now because deep down you guys dont actually want Brexit to happen because you're scared of being America's little bitch without the market protection of the European Union.

theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/21/pope-francis-prioritise-migrants-dignity-over-national-security

Jew Francis is literally a Marxist shill. I don't know why anybody would follow what some elected religious leader has to say on spirituality.

>Current migration rates will destroy the countryside by 2070
migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/briefings/long-term-international-migration-flows-to-and-from-the-uk/

>UK Government Targets Internet ‘Trolls’ with Specialist Police Unit
breitbart.com/london/2017/10/08/uk-government-targets-internet-trolls-specialist-police-unit/

>French police pursuing gun & drug smugglers arrest British Border Force officer
rt.com/uk/406114-guns-drugs-border-force/

>Brexit nemeses MAPPED: Member states hold ALL the cards and THIS is who REALLY hates UK
express.co.uk/news/politics/864154/Brexit-news-eu-latest-eu-member-states-punish-UK-Michel-Barnier

>Britain 'draws up battle plan for war with North Korea'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/09/britain-prepares-war-north-korea-new-carrier-could-rushed-service/

Don't use peanut butter as a mastabatory aid lads, the nuts go down your japs eye and it dries out

kek

America is already our Bitch, you jump to our defense like little cattle, even more so to your jewish master yankee

Fuck off Yank.
Brexit caused Trump.

>liam gallagher is /our gu-

...

Found on AMWs Twitter

>predicting anything beyond 5 years

>Brexit nemeses MAPPED: Member states hold ALL the cards and THIS is who REALLY hates UK
So based Denmark, Poland and the Balts are chill, the desperate mediterranean cultures are sad to see us go and really want more of our money to try and save themselves from the collapse of the Eurozone, and France and Germany really want to put the hurt on because our exit has damaged their "European Project"?

This isn't news, we knew this the day after the referendum.

A FUCKING LESBIAN POTATO

How do we solve the yardie problem?

Where will our chavs go holiday now?
Back to the south coast towns and beat up the fags in Brighton

If those white christian migrants from civilised europe replaced English people, would there be any English people left? No. It is not in any way preferable to the niggest immigration. It has the same outcome. In fact, I would prefer nigger immigration, because they are easily identified. When there are hordes of feral niggers wandering about the island, there is no denying that something is up. Slavic immigration goes unnoticed until you get close enough to hear them gibbering in moonspeak, causing you to recoil in horror. It is crypto-genocide, far more insidious - and for that reason more dangerous - than good old fashioned white genocide.