Wake up

>wake up
>see this
What do?

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Finally buy a fucking gun and go have a great time at the range.

laugh at non Americans as always

>they are now

nah

Cum my pants

kick the shit out of US niggers from my country

Wrong!! The Leaf Will Rule

Buy a hamburger

>American alraedy have problems with 35 million niggers
>Let's add 1 billion more
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Shed tears of joy and get a big mac

Due to the expansion of the Californian Territories, begin my pilgrimage to spread the way of the In and Out burger; and it's prophet Animal Fries

Oh say can you see

Where are the work camps located?

Be thankful for freedom

Clap

starsfags > stripefags

Kms

Fire off my 1911 into the air, praise the Lord, eat breakfast.

Seriously though, these cocksuckers want globalism, we'll give them star spangled globalism -- 2A as far as the eye can see, Callaway Corvettes in every driveway.

>be american
>do your annual europe map check
>See this
what do?

Bomb the local mall and then kill myself because the world is now owned by jews.

Our time will come...

GODDDD BLESS AMERICA LAND THAT I LOVE

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Oh no you don't

>1488
Thank you Hitler.

Learn to read Hebrew.

>Yugos

>slovaks
>Yugos

Expected this sort of mistake from a burger

>World domination
>Yet can't even win in the Middle East

Notice that the demographic makeup of America hardly changed

>starves in an island surrounded by fish
SAD!

Go the hell back to sleep and wake up from the nightmare that would be the kike tier capitalism mericans shill.

Fucking leaf, my sides

STAND BESIDE HER

I never got the tomato and egg meme.
It seems like two very clashing foods.

>Get exploded by a natural born French American Muslim wolf-kin.

Stay mad inferiors

Wonder where the fuck we're going to deport all these shitskins.

Buy guns, start clapping and tipping everyone and enjoy freedom

Start a guerrilla warfare in the dense woods of Finland.

Kill some Amerimutts, i don't want to be ruled by Jewmerica

The Sun.

Even ketchuped tomatoes taste nice with egg
also they're the only vegetables I eat really

That's rich. Something your country isn't

Kek

Then I'm on board.

And guide her

Yes, sadly. Nothing will change

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>rich

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>No land
>No cattle
>No food
>No clothes
>Thinks you can just "fish"

>Northern Northern England
Ya got me

>Leafed
Fucking hell, Pakistan got my sides.

Spread my arse cheeks for Chaim's cock.

We've tried to do that for years, and failed each time.

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NIXON'S BACK!

Purchase an AUG and shoot the first 3 niggers I see.

shoot up a school to push gun control, duh

>Wake up
> see this
> Buy tons of guns
> Do massive School and public Shootings
> then yell MURICA! while shooting all the people

>Hispanics
>Arabs
>Blacks
>SEAsians
>All part of America

I'd probably just kill myself, tbqh. We have enough demographic problems as it is.

Cum in my fucking pants lmao.

>wake up
>turn on the news while I'm eating my breakfast
>The BBC is announcing US hegemony, one world, united under the American flag
>world peace has ensued, there is no reason to fun proxy wars any more
>also a story goes past on the scrollbar about the BBC trying to rename themselves ABC and getting sued
>Feeling rather patriotic, decide to have a second helping of breakfast
>I'm a free man now
>No more tv license
>No more getting ID checked when buying teaspoons at asda
>wait I mean Walmart, being American is going to take some getting used to
>I wonder if trump will let us rebuild hadrians wall
>The feeling of freedom overwhelms me
>I almost shed a tear, I need to express this somehow, I need to let the world know I'm American and I'm proud
>wait a minute, im American, I know just how to do that
>I run out the door, I start chanting
>USA USA USA
>my neighbours come out, they feel it too, they join in
>some are already wearing American flag based clothing
> a car drives by with real American blaring out the window
>I finally get it, I understand what it means to be American
>we all do
>everyone starts clapping
>everyone starts clapping really loud
>it's not clapping, it's gunfire
>get shot
>die

My fucking sides.

Fucking beautiful.

continue on as usual.
>mainland USA is BEST USA
kek