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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis keynote @AUSA 10/9/17
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>Pres Trump interview on Mike Huckabee new show 10/7/17
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/ptg/ President Trump General - The Hunter And The Hunted Edition
MAGA
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first for fuck rick and morty
FPBP
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Barron is a fucking TALL 10 year old in this pic
first for being a rural double digit iq retard, maybe
MAGA
Just saw the new Blade Runner. Great film. Future is all white!
NEW
>1000+ ISIS soldiers have recently surrendered to Kurdish authorities in Iraq (archive.is
>Trump has unveiled a new strict 70-point immigration enforcement plan - ties DREAMers to the wall (archive.is
>The Trump administration will abandon the Obama-era clean power plan aimed at reducing (((global warming))) (archive.is
>This would have been front page news for weeks if it happened to Hillary
Awoo.
>ties DREAMers to the Wall
Oh, if only that were literal.
i missed the Vegas press conference. was it more nothing or was there anything that stuck out again?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Reminder that the brown hordes are turning on Democrats and DACA is dead
If I'd have known I could get $17,000 on ebay from these retards for meme sauce, I would have been first in line.
you just don't understand the humor.
Inauguration day was worth a leave day.
the wall is going to be 2 layers thick. They should be forced to live in a ghetto, between each layer of the wall. Problem solved, anyone that tries going over is automatically shot
Awoo.
this 100%.
he shot a security guard first now stop asking about the motive goy you got your weekly morsel
Why is there no Submarine 1?
Too bad Hillary held strategically small rallies so it wouldn't eat up the news.
>everyone on Sup Forums says rule 15 needs to stay up, there will never be a /ram/
His accomplice is unknown, but they're calling him Son of Sam 2, and he's Hyding somewhere.
>1000+ ISIS soldiers have recently surrendered to Kurdish authorities in Iraq
I don't think they thought that through.
For all the degeneracy in that image, the Fruit Loops really is the worst part of it.
MAGA
DUDE
He told Laura Loomer to shut up for asking about the shooter's receipts.
>Just saw the new Blade Runner. Great film. Future is all white!
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>or IS there?!?!
Aw come on. I know the hardcore fans have gotten fucking annoying and pretty ridiculous, but I still think the show is pretty damn good. I hardly watch tv at all, but Rick and Morty is the one show I'll turn the tv on for a new episode.
ESPN seems to be struggling bros
On reddit, you post your bong, food children would eat, and Ricky and Morty.
On Sup Forums, you post your gun, bottle of alcohol, and anime.
Her surrogates had bigger crowds than her.
Barack, Michelle, and Slick Willie probably averaged bigger crowds than her.
but didn't they say he shot at the crowd first?
To be quite frank, one does need to have a rather significant amount of intellect to comprehend Richard & Mortimer. Why, just yesterday I attempted to show my cousin (who has just entered his seventh year) the episode where the titular character, Rick, turns himself into a pickled cucumber. He laughed at the mere thought of a man become fermented vegetable, but I sat there watching, lamenting the deeper message: the death of intellectual pursuit, the desensitization to societal filth, muck, and mire, and the shameless abandonment of psychological understanding.
At the end my cousin turned to me and proclaimed, "I am the scientist that was once named Rick, but I have now become a pickled cucumber. Look at me, I am pickled Rick!", and I could not help but smile, not that the line he had just recited was humorous, but at the realization that this, in front of my very eyes, was the sum of what the episode had just warned against.
I cannot blame my cousin just as much as a man cannot blame a dog for consuming its own bile. It merely does not know any better, and what could be said about a man who judges things he does not have merit to judge?
I wonder what that degenerate shitstain looks like in real life...
WEED
I just want them fruity loops, toss everything else in the garbage.
HAHAHAHAHA
Why bro?
This season sucked.
Good.
enough. time for you to be re-educated
LMAO
There was more media coverage of that passenger being torn out of the plane than of the GOP baseball field shooting.
Feels strange man
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Of all the things on that table I'd eat the fruit loops last. Fucking disgusting.
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>Las Vegas Metro PD: Suspect shot security guard before shooting at crowd
>smoking ganja and cigarettes
You can have your cake, and you can have a stupid fucking dick in your hand. But why the hell are you going to eat both?
I'm starting to see a pattern emerge here
Not entirely, one of the episodes this season WAS hands down the worst episode ever. Even the writers confirmed that. But the rest of the season was bretty good as well.
Getting an A E S T H E T I C retrofit
Was this actually ever said unironically?
Am I imagining things or did this entire Las Vegass thing just kind of, disappear from news
>one of the episodes this season WAS hands down the worst episode ever. Even the writers confirmed that.
So which one got the flag?
DUDE
because he wasn't given his fucking sauce. duh, what else is he supposed to put in his mouth?
Yeah man. For example, see:
Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender
It was pretty awful
is there some type of deeper meaning into this?
Too bad Wisconsin won't primary Paul Ryan
He looks like Cyrus from trailer park boys.
>safety always off.
Hu-hu-hu-hu-hhu- WEEEEEED
The hero-team episode is confirmed to be the worst.
Apparently the hotel's security guard found him almost immediately and then for some reason preceded to do nothing and tell no one for over an hour until the police found it on their own.
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WEED
Where else do memes come from?
>ten hours
>dem crackaz crazee
>we still ballin out here tho
>RIP my nigga DJ
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I think I'm in love with the President
he was so handsome
>first for fuck rick and morty
so I guess you don't like my tats?
In 30 years, I will be even more cool
> I know the hardcore fans have gotten fucking annoying and pretty ridiculous
>McDonald had to call Police in riot gear because the level of autism from R&M fans were so Sever they feared for their life's and there customers life's
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>going against Paul Ryan
gl buddy
>Reddit scum unironically talking about watching rick and morty
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So now Campos was alerted to Paddocks room because of complaints of drilling, paddock shoots Campos, and then starts his rampage, and they don’t know why he stopped. Anyone have police Audio transcriptions to see wtf is going on.
This is brilliant.
this
Even after all this shit those faggots will reelect Ryan won't they
I think Barron will look very similar to him.
he needs to pick up his sling
>tfw no architect to tell me my furniture layout is shit and move it around so the place looks much nicer
>implying that would be difficult
It's great that the meme in question had you calling a jew out on his bullshit, and he goes full blown OY VEY at the end
I've noticed that SJW's seem to be jumping on the "rick and morty fans are retarded neckbeards" meme all of a sudden. Is it because the fans are all white? I mean, the show seems like they'd agree with it.
Israel has done nothing wrong
WTF!
Hollywood and Hillary Clinton told me that the gun is almost silent!
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, GOY
>was
kys
> Trump will never design your house
>Emotionally-maligned undergraduate who has just read his first Camus novel
This is stunningly accurate
'sup TRS?
LMAO
Damn