Elves are for ______

Elves are for ______

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inseminating with urine

RAPEEE

Public toilets.

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Well, in D&D their DEX bonus and CON penalty makes them ideally suited to using a bow, since the DEX bonus makes them more accurate with it and the CON penalty makes them more fragile, and thus somewhat poorly suited melee combat. Thus, the most obvious choice of class for an Elf is a ranger, specced for bow combat instead of for two-weapon combat.

That being said any race/class combination is theoretically viable, if not mechanically ideal, aside from things that are already broken like the Truenamer.

Living happily in their forests.

Actually I wonder it myself.
I guess being ignored until their hips move on their own, so I actually know if she likes me?
And then actually dating them?

>Pathfinder/3.5

Rubbing their super sexual ears with my benis

Valid point. M&M is better anyway.

I came to rape elves and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Rough buttsex.

Every fucking day now? Every fucking day the most low-quality rape meme are for ___ lewd! orc thread?

The same pics, the same doujin pages, the same, the same faggotry? Koroinu, Marcille, RoLW, brown elves? There is nothing worth talking about. Only shitposting remains.

Elves are for getting the rest of the party almost killed.

You know, there is some huge missed opportunity for anime and manga not taking inspiration from Tolkien elves or Warhammer elves. Instead of an almost only female race for the self-insert MC to waifu we could have badass warriors from ancient times. Imagine the Fingolfin-fight in anime with some good budget, it could be pretty metal. But I guess that doesn't pander to the average otaku.

Fattening

Goddam. Being an elffag on this site is suffering. Elves get used for shitposting threads all the time because of the reaction they cause, which makes OP happy because his thread thrives. And it just works, you fags fall for it all the time.

Then there are of course those anti-elffags, Pelinals and crusaders. How fucking stupid do you have to be to imagine a fictional race as bad as possible and make those fictional, jack-of-all trades diplomatic humans as awesome as possible, so you feel better about your own weak ego? And I'm dame sure that they never really did a close look at this race, maybe read trash like eragon or something like this and then think they know shit about elves.

Then there is this constantly masturbating board called Sup Forums, that knows nothing about elves either. All they know is doujins and they base their whole perception on those. You know what? No user, elves aren't sluts, that wouldn't make any sense. No, they don't get raped by orcs all the time, how often does this happen in fiction aside from pornography? Why do you bring this up in a thread that has nothing to do with pornography?

And you think you are an elffag, you waifu- and smut-poster? You are actually the worst. You know nothing about elves either and also degrade them to one-dimensional waifus and fapbait, that has no other quality aside from pleasing your cock. You degrade them way more than any rape-doujin ever could. Your image of them lost everything divine, magic and noble that they once had.

Fuck you, fuck your elves, fuck your threads, fuck your memes. They are all cancer.

How's that even a question still?

Eragon might have sucked, but I don't remember the elves really being one of its biggest issues.

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KILLING

Elves are only good for forcey fun times, just admit it.

Nobody cares you stupid forest faggot freak

>Being an elffag
Get out

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5/10 pasta

I don't know anything about Warhammer but I'd watch a Silmarillion-like show for sure.

>NTR
>Loli
>Scat
>Rape
>Mindbreak

Do you enjoy reading garbage user?

Being abducted and raped by a clan of orcs whose's smallest dick is the size of a baseball bat and being forced into a life of constant ahegaos and impregnation, and seeing her horrendous elf-orclings children being mauled right before her eyes as soon as they're out of her vagina. Then, when she will be so broken and loose that not even the most depraved of the orcs will use her as his toilet , she will be decapitated and her head will serve as a banner for when the clan will pillage the next elf village to take a new cum dumpster to serve the cause.
Alternatively they can be a decent DEX based character.

Apparently fattening up because that's all that particular elf is good for.

..for bringing home to your mother.

Enjoy the average elf thread on Sup Forums.

Nothing gets me harder than watching a bunch of dendraphiles get their well deserved raping.

this

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Orc breeding farms.

resurrecting their dead friend.

Dropping you like a fucking elk if you try to run away from your beautiful and loving new wife.

>dendraphile

kek. Had to google this

Reminder that Marcille is a boy

Would you put aside your hate for a blacksmith elf?

MISSIONARY LOVE-MAKING FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION

PICK UP A BIBLE YOU MORONS

I'd forge a knife by pouring molten iron around and in her ears

Off-topic shitposting threads.

>sodomizing with the spawn of Lucifer
Look at this heretic.

Elves are literally better than humans in every way.

You're going to get raped for that

feeding

Except humans have been known to resist the urge of being lewd.

Is it gay to be physically attracted to a male elf?
I mean they're basically just human women as long as they're still wearing clothes

best elf coming through

Pirotess a shit

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>sodomizing
That's the opposite of what he said
>spawn of Lucifer
That's orcs and goblins

>All that scarring

She must not be a very good blacksmith.

Scars were acquired during materials hunting.

Being inferior to Orc women

AROUND ELVES
RELAX YOURSELVES

A human blacksmith wouldn't have let themselves get injured that badly in the process though. Which just proves that elves are only good for impregnating and not taking responsibility.

Based deedlit.

A human blacksmith would die of old age waiting for the dragon.

>Implying the human wouldn't put a .45-70 right between the dragon's eyes and go home.

45-70
fucking pleb
20x102mm is where its at

That hits all the right spots of my fetish.

>guns

Plebness is strong in you both.

technology is humanity's strength, guns are technology.

So what's the name of this manga? i've been trying to find the name for a few days now...

Are there even any good ecchi animes with elves? Also why no dark elf love? They're the best.

Plenty of dark elf love. FOR RAPING HENTAI

I havent seen a single one so far, name a few?

Bullying. [] and raping[/spoiler]

Please do not bully Marcille, she's one of the few elves I actually like.

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the bin

Found the name after posting that, but thanks anyway user

Is Sup Forums a nest of betas? Elf are God tier waifus.

>Eternal young
>cute faces
>Perfect body measures
>Smell like flowers (white lilies).

Being the submissive healbitch for the dominant tanks

Of course not, she's an elf. But blacksmithing is her passion and she's giving it her best every day!

Elves are for SAAAVVEEE MEEEEE!!!

Being superior to mankind and dwarves. Immortality and natural affinity for magic does that.

What are boy elves for?

Protecting from the evils

Turning into cock addicted fuck slaves.

>feminine penis

ONE DAY
Japan would have to submit and give Chloe a more happy ending.
That day will come even if Japan will find a new term of "broken" economy

>elves
>create an entire world for them
>make them a lush green eden on it
>start massive war on their behalf
>invite them to live in heaven-on-earth
>give them everything they ever wanted
>they repay this by killing each other and plunging middle earth into a hopeless war all for three little baubles
>"Oh ho, it's alright, these things happen."

>humans
>ignore them
>leave them to live in a desolate shithole
>their only choices are either ally to morgoth/sauron or die
>keep telling them that dying is great but never tell them why
>only deign to help if someone is able to do the impossible then beg them to clean up the mess they fucking left for the humans to clean up
>"Why can't you fucks be more like the elves?"

Why is Eru such a dick?

Because it's funny.

Elves are mostly for killing. A few of them are all right though.

Most Sup Forumsnons are shit taste tier pleb for even liking rape and netorare.
You are one of the few true and patrician exceptions. Sadly this poor bastards needs to get their shit together or experience something to change their opinions, or else they are going to get a bad time.
I personally choose dark elves, but again, pretty much no dark elves love

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I'm gonna tell onichan that you are bullying the elves!

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Just started watching this and sometimes the animation actually amazes me. Thinking about grabbing some more old shit and need recommendations. Space and fantasy elves welcome.

>recommendations

Dark elves are the best. Around 80% of my elf folder is dark elves.

I'll never understand why people seem to believe a race of immortal who had the chance to polish all kind of skills wouldn't perfect technology. Especially after seeing how effective guns are.

This meme is stupid.

Is it only half rape if it's a half elf?

No. It's still part elf.

It would seem that their fate is sealed.