LAS VEGAS HAPPENING I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED SCREENCAP THIS POST LADS BEFORE IT GETS DELETED
Paddock locked the second room, and couldn't get in.
Turns out, it was the bathroom, and he needed to take a shit from all that comped sushi.
He was drilling a hole to get in, when all of a sudden he shits himself. In rage, he started a shooting rampage cause he shat his $100k pants.
Police breached the door and saw Paddock with guns and sprinkler liquid shit shooting out of his ass. In shock, Paddock told them to blow open the bathroom (Paddock was shitting like a sprinkler and dropping mags furiously), Police didn't care and shot him, then proceeded to breach the bathroom, and they found out they fucked up.
>mfw Paddock just wanted to take a shit from all that comped sushi
Matthew Cooper
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Bentley James
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Charles Ross
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Cooper Lewis
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Josiah Davis
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Jeremiah Roberts
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Connor Roberts
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Thomas Richardson
COMPOST A M P O S
Jose Russell
I love the smell of comped sushi in the morning. Smells like victory.
Kevin Johnson
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Noah Allen
fuck off back to leftpol fucking commies.
Isaac Barnes
t. pleb who pays for his sushi
Jaxon Cooper
A fucking leaf
Daniel Collins
They see me compin They payin Patrolling they tryin to catch me compin sushi
Brayden Collins
You think comped sushi is a joke?
It's really unfair how easy it is to spot uncomped cucks. You wouldnt joke about it if you had comped sushi.
Camden Sanders
Fuck off tacobell pleb
Jose Anderson
cute
Cameron Hughes
WERE REACHING SUSHI LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T BE COMPED
Logan Anderson
The sush got loose
Kayden Edwards
Paddock The Padlock
Parker Cruz
It's Automatic Paddock pleb
Jeremiah Roberts
Yeah, everyone knows what happened in LV, too bad they all have different stories. And they're all like yours, full of shit.
Liam Allen
spotted the nigger who never ate comped sushi
Caleb Nelson
Millions, no billions in comped sushi, how will the professional fishing industry ever recover?
