People only wear clothes to ensure that everyone around them doesn't have a boner

People only wear clothes to ensure that everyone around them doesn't have a boner.

In that case, why did adam and eve "cover themselves" after eating of the forbidden fruit?

Because they were animals.

Eve was made of Adam's dna.
Therefore she was his sister

but animals dont cover themselves

The fruit made them conscious, especially to their nakedness and the vulnerability that comes with being naked.

Thats why they didn't cover themselves before they ate the fruit.

thats why they are still animals

Most pre 1000 interpretations of Adam and Eve think they were punished for disobeying god. The sex interpation was added much later by weird Augustine

they had to cover their twigs n berries their bits n pieces man.

humans invented clothes to keep warm, not to keep themselves from getting boners

there are nudist colonies around today, and they don't walk around with perpetual boners. after a while the sight of pussy just becomes numb to you. It's the same reason you need to jack off to kinkier and kinkier porn as the years go on

The whole story is a parable. It’s about sex. Adam and Eve were young and were instructed not to eat the “fruit” of the tree of knowledge. In the bible fruit means genitalia. If they were made to be the same age Eve being a girl started puberty earlier. She noticed Adam’s “serpent” and “ate” the “fruit.” In other worlds she seduced Adam. Adam went along with it and also “ate” the “fruit.” The now realized what they’re genitals are for and cover themselves. God comes back and “punishes” them which is actually a sex education lesson.

Yes, Sex and hence procreation is the Original sin.

Dumb ass...

This.

Before the fruit there was no vulnerability or sinfulness associated with sex. After the fruit they became aware of sin, specifically lust. Once they were aware of their lust for the other person they felt the need to cover themselves as protection from lust.

>If it wasn't for the fruit humans would all be mindlessly humping each other like a bunch of bonobos
Thank you Satan

>People only wear clothes to ensure that everyone around them doesn't have a boner.
yeah... coz the whole Nat Geo look is a real turn-on

See here
Early Christians and jews (who have the story too) we’re fine with sex for pleasure, and generally ok with easy sex in general.
The weird sex repression angle was added hundards of years after Christ, stupid Catholics.

You fucking retard,
The sun hurts. The wind is cold.
Go outside, user.

No. It was sex before marriage. God was going to bless them when they were ready so he told them not to eat the fruit. In other words “don’t have sex until I return.” They disobeyed and could no long be blessed because Eve was pregnant with Cain. This is the reason Christ and Mary remain virgins. They restore the sin of Adam and Eve. Christ creates a divine marriage with humanity. Baptism is betrothal, confirmation is marriage, and the Eucharist is consummation where your soul becomes one with God. Christ gave himself fully to us in a marriage. That’s why he is the bridegroom. That’s why the Mass is the marriage supper of the lamb. That is why he is actually naked on the cross. He is giving himself fully to us. Giving his blood. Just like a man and woman come together and give their blood to make a baby.

This Simpsons episode was fucking retarded.

>Christ creates a divine marriage with humanity.
GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

makes no sense sopa de macoco, uma delicia

>why did adam and eve "cover themselves" after eating of the forbidden fruit?
WERE, they are not anymore. the aple made then "human"
>but animals dont cover themselves
cause they are still animals, they dont understand it like humans do

only humans cover thenselves up. animals dont

Who believes in fairy tales?

Ok retards, this is what really happened.
>Yahweh creates everything
>Yahweh gets lonely
>Yahweh creates Adam and Lilith
>Adam wants to fuck Lilith
>Lilith says OK, but she's on top
>Adam says "naw fuck that I'm top"
>Lilith says "fuck no we're equil, so both ways"
>Adam still says no
>Lilith cries out the Name of Yahweh and GTFO's
>Adam starts crying, so Yahweh makes another woman
>Adam sees this, and is so horrified he can't smash
>Yahweh sends her away (Cain smashes)
>Yahweh makes Eve
>Adam smash Eve
>The Fruit of Knowledge aka (Good and Evil)
>The Fruit of Life aka (live forever)
>they eat the Knowlage Fruit
>Yahweh goes full panic mode cause if they eat the Fruit of Life they equil Him
>Yahweh gives the boot