Why's this retard allowed to have such a fat butt?

Why's this retard allowed to have such a fat butt?

tell me about rikka, why does she wear the eyepatch?

I dunno, estogen myb?

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God created her hips for childbearing.

Focus on her sister.

To distract autists with an assfetish from noticing her missing chromosome, her shit blue hair and her terribly shallow character.

All of the chuu2s have such fantastic butts.

The things I would to do Shinka

I want to fuck all the chuunis.

I don't even know why I like this anime so much

She has a memebutt. Shinka, Kumin and her sister are better. Her sister in particular is better in every way, as expected of a gymnast.

I just watched it for the first time yesterday.

I fucking hate SoL, but that was the cutest shit I've ever seen.

No you don't. You really don't. Chuunis are literally so fucking annoying that fucking them is not worth it.

Chuunis are the kind of girl where you hold their hand and they act like y'all are married. You give them a kiss and it's like you had a kid together. Fucking a chuuni is quite possibly the worst and most uncomfortable experience ever.

First off, they're not "maintained" down there. I'm talking it's like a jungle. Really bad. It's also usually dirty, since chuunis apparently can't be bothered by wiping or cleaning up down there. They spend most of their time in long, heavy, dark clothes too so it's usually sweaty and slippery and kinda smelly.

Anyway, let's say you do get one into your bed, and naked. Since they're chuuni, they have all these spells they want to say before you fuck, and they want everything to be perfect. Music, lights, temperature. Shit takes ages to get ready. Then you're fucking and it's pretty uncomfortable since the only thing they know about sex is whatever they learned about in their anime or manga. Usually this makes it awkward, and at worst it's flat out unarousing. They say all sorts of weird shit and over dramatize all their moans and feelings. Usually they start crying at some point too but they want you to keep going which is just horrible.

Anyway, so let's say you finished. First off, they always want it inside which sucks because getting a chuuni pregnant would be worse than death itself. If you can pull out you gotta be careful because she might push it all in anyway. But after you're done she wants to get right back up and do fertility spells or some crazy something or other. Who knows, I don't. But now they draw up some new level of relationship and become even more clingy talking about being paired for life. It's really hard to just dip at that point without changing your address and phone number, which I've done in the past.

is this pasta?

If it isn't already, it is now.

>First off, they always want it inside

I was cringing until this, then I popped a boner at the mere thought.

This show was a hallmark in nice curves. Too bad Dekko was hanging about shitting it up.

Also I wish they had taken it easy on Ishiki and let him hook up with Kumin-Senpai.

She's very active. She has to be very developed and fit.

I mean look how it helped her sister

To contain the power of The Dark Lord you idiot.

>The Dark Lord
voldemort?

I guess.

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Lost my erection

Copied and pasted into a word document. It is now

No, Chin-Chin.

This actually made me want to bang a chunni even more

>fat juicy chuuni butts

>he doesn't know

that hair thing is not doing absolutely nothing what the hell
it's supposed to do something right? fucking hell... what's next? wearing panties in the head too? glasses in the neck? fucking anime man

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Its all in the hips

what's with the weird eye patches too? it didn't start with the rikka girl right? i've seen it in other animes too.

Rikka has a future like Touka

no

What about their mother.

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She's a small girl

Reminder: Rikka made a 50 on this exam. You're smarter than Rikka, right....?

The growth that should've gone to her head went to her ass instead

Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

Not at all, I'm just answering op!

What are you, an american? That's middle school tier algebra.

I want to marry a chuuni

I want to chuuni a married. Could be harder than it sounds.

>3DPD
Literally get out of Sup Forums

i came to this thread just to say this looks like mumbo jumbo and i want to die

Nope, not with math anyway.

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>y'all

>Turning your wife chuuni
How does one achieve this?

Not even KyoAni would find that way.

Damn nigga das the truth rite dere

superior contraction

> mumbo jumbo

tehe