PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES (fuck poo in the loos too)
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com
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NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence Tax Reform Event in Sacramento CA 10/9/17
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis keynote @AUSA 10/9/17
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>Pres Trump arriving in NC for RNC fundraiser 10/7/17
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>Pres Trump interview on Mike Huckabee new show 10/7/17
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>Pres Trump talking to press b4 leaving DC 10/7/17
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>VP Pence @Unity Walk event in LV 10/7/17
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>VP Pence meet&greets in LV 10/7/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #35 10/6/17
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>Pres Trump signs Nat Mfcting Day Proclamation 10/6/17
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>Pres Trump hosts Spic Heritage Month 10/6/17
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>VP Pence roundtable in PR 10/6/17
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>VP Pence presser in PR 10/6/17
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>SoS T-Rex @swearing in ceremony of 146th Foreign Srv Class 10/6/17
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>This Week @State 10/6/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/6/17
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>WH Video: VP hosts Natl Space Council 10/6/17
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INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
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>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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HE IS A FUCKING MORON
[spoiler]Off to the gym and then work. Have a good day Drumpfkins :3[/spoiler]
I love Kellyanne.
I love Kellyanne.
>euro shitpost
>muh kellyanne
Better post a dumb wolfgirl to complete the trifecta of shit.
>DON JR NO
Rude.
>144740857
remember when they interviewed the cryptkeeper at the emmys? as a kid I was freaked out, how did he get out of the show if he wasnt real?
spooky af
Dumbwolf girl? I gotchu.
I'm not sure how dumb you have to be to believe Streep
>Lol thats not the same person faggot
Yes, it literally is you sand nigger.
It all falls down.
Is it possible to save the west? I feel like the only way to fix this genocide of whites is a literal war and wiping out Israel for good.
Snowflake...
No, Goyim, Noooooooooooo
I wonder how much Jr. talks to Trump, we know Ivanka is in his ear all the time bitching about liberal garbage.
>perviness
Does this slack-jawed troglodyte not know the word "perversion"?
Awoo
$1000 for shitty sauce
Be nice.
WHY ARE YOU IN RIOT GEAR
I DON'T SEE NO RIOT HERE
>Trying to be smart
>Can't comprehend a colloquialism
>double negative
around blacks never relax
>the same people who pay 1000s for the newest iphone
Cuck
You mean kikebarts propaganda?
*chuckles*
LIBERAL LUNATICS (...) *chuckles*
I'm Mark Dice, thanks for watching. Subscribe to my channel here if you're new and check back every day for new reports, and I'll see you soon.
Cease your rudeness at once.
Dice is okay. Good for ordinary people.
*DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR*
*TUESDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2017*
""*10:00AM THE PRESIDENT receives his daily intelligence briefing*
*11:30AM THE PRESIDENT meets with Dr. Henry Kissinger *
" "*12:30PM THE PRESIDENT has lunch with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Secretary of Defense James Mattis*
""*2:45PM THE PRESIDENT greets the Stanley Cup Champions: The Pittsburgh Penguins *
""*3:00PM THE PRESIDENT welcomes The Pittsburgh Penguins to the White House*
*_Briefing Schedule_*
* 1:45PM Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sarah Sanders*
When did we get a Krassenstein?
>b-but if it's legal no one will grow it on their own to traffic
We are restoring law and order. But wait, there's more
>four Mexican nationals were arrested on federal narcotics violations
Mexico is not sending us their best
If one more of you fucking niggers posts something Rick and Morty related, I swear to God...
Anyone know how to get the moonman voice?
>pls respond
My sources say you're a super cuck.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
What's /ptg/s opinion on selling military arms to third world countries, but not invading them?
A good example of this is Saudi Arabia, the Americans are selling them tanks, jets, millions in small arms and maintenance contracts, The Russians are selling them Air defense pieces like S-400s and Armour like T-90s
What would be so bad about getting on every government's good side, even if they're ethnic genocide tier niggers, and selling them the means to shoot each other, and not interfering in anymore foreign wars or invading sovereign countries and pulling support for Israel?
Poofters BTFO
>I'll play the video in a minute
He's good for dropping small redpills for normies
Reality says you're a limp fairy.
Was that a response to a marriage proposal?
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Yes, a faggot marriage proposal
I'll pozz you
Be nice..
Anyone else notice that there seem to be a lot more bait posts and posts made by newfags on Sup Forums today?
What happened, did Sup Forums get mentioned in the media again?
None
>follow
Pretty pathetic 2bh. I'm a leader, I'm a winner
Plz respond
>unironically getting your politics from someone whose job is shilling their books and videos
Thank Lena Dunham for condemning a fellow sexual offender. That takes guts!
>Americans will build the weapons
>American contractors will train hajis on the weapon systems
>American contractors will maintain and service the weapon systems
Jobs, jobs, jobs
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>(((alt-right)))
>ecelebs
>fellow
>meme flag
Sup Forums is apparently the only board on Sup Forums
Along with faggots on social media or (((news))) that keep sharing about our awesome secret internet club to fucking everyone.
WOW. what a slippery snake.
>I'm against TPP!!!!
>Aniway, let's put provisions from TPP into the NAFTA renegotiation XD
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Tfw no single payer gun-ban pregant Taytay waifu
>using a meme show reaction image
Trump Schedule 10/10/17
10:00 am || Receives his daily intelligence briefing
11:30 am || Meets with Henry Kissinger
12:30 pm || Lunch with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Secretary of Defense James Mattis; private dining room
3:00 pm || Welcomes the Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins to the White House; East Room
>11:30 am || Meets with Henry Kissinger
11:30 am || Meets with Henry Kissinger
>11:30 am || Meets with Henry Kissinger
11:30 am || Meets with Henry Kissinger
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... Are we getting kiked?
You're that nice fellow from /sg/, yeah?
>Using yellow text
Think about it.
No more Americans dying for oil, no more rebels butchering hundreds of people, no more regime change and an Michigan made M4 or Russian AK12 in every soldier's hands in the world.
Peace through arms dealing, no matter how depraved the governments you're selling to are.
No more ideology wars over communism.
Become the world's largest gun dealer in Country form.
And for God's sake, cut down the prices of shit like Tomahawks or Abrams tanks, the Ivans are cornering the third world market in Iraq buy selling T-72s and T-90s because Abrams are just too expensive to maintain
>be hungry
>tell my mom to get my a bag of mc-chickens
>she brings home nuggets instead
>feeling a little uneasy and pissed off but its ok
>sitting down eating them
>she randomly looks over at me and just blurts out "I don't think anyone should have an automatic rifle, it's just too much."
>I blast out of my lazyboy like a fucking rocket and shout "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED"
>my nuggets go flying everywhere as the rest of my family stares at me in bewilderment
Fucking stupid bitch I swear to got. Can't even get me a fucking sandwich and now this shit.
We should sell them all nukes and then remote detonate them.
How did they even hear it tho?
I try to be.
Right now I'm locked out of my house because I forgot to take my house keys with me to the gym and my house mates aren't coming home for a couple of hours
His comment was "You have big tits" !!!!!!
>using a meme flag to cry about a show on a Muslim TV network
The ironing. Also the fact that you're frustrated is delicious
Short answer: maybe.
Long answer is something to do with him not being "controlled opposition", but "compromised opposition". It's a complicated ball game.
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>literally who
Because no one else was in there
YOU CAN GET KICKED OUT OF A SHOW FOR SAYING YOU HAVE BIG TITS
But then who would you sell too?
A loan shark only beats up those who owe money.
The dead cannot pay interest
>Video game journalism
>Leftism
We're they big tits?
Dice is GoodPJW
Look at my flag, think for a moment, then ask yourself whether I give a fuck or not.
>Alt-Right:Cruz is our man Trump is a liberal
>Trump wins entire base
>Alt-right OHSHIT WE SUPPORT TRUMP
>Alt-Right:Trump betrayed us on immigration
>Trump proposes hardline Immigration
>Alt-Right: Yeh congress better support this deal
>Alt-Right: Trump lost his base
>Trump: NFL faggots are faggots and should stand for the flag
>Alt-Right:Y...yeh they should its a big fucking deal
>Alt-Right: Gas everyone
>Media: Alt-right are retards
>Trump:Everyone needs jobs
>Alt-Right:Y...yeh thats right its about jobs gais
>Alt-Right: M..muh conservative icon
>Trump: This faggot has no balls
>Alt-Right: You betrayed your base
>Conservative icon: cucks out
>Alt-Right:L..lets talk about another conservative icon gais
Fucking hell the alt-right are retarded as fuck.
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Video game journalism is where those who couldn't hack it as actual journalists go.
What a surprise a lot of them are fat women
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>allowing people to brand you
Pure retardation.
>muh Ivanka dindu nuffin!!
When you're that ugly, maybe you oughta stay in the closet
we kind of think you do it here ironically
as a cry for help
Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Funny, Kikebart would disagree
What is this monstrous strawman you've created, Australia?
Alt-right never supported Cruz lol
To be quite frank, one does need to have a rather significant amount of intellect to comprehend Rick and Morty. Why, just yesterday I attempted to show my cousin (who has just entered his seventh year) the episode where the titular character, Rick, turns himself into a pickled cucumber. He laughed at the mere thought of a man become fermented vegetable, but I sat there watching, lamenting the deeper message: the death of intellectual pursuit, the desensitization to societal filth, muck, and mire, and the shameless abandonment of psychological understanding.
At the end my cousin turned to me and proclaimed, "I am the scientist that was once named Rick, but I have now become a pickled cucumber. Look at me, I am pickled Rick!", and I could not help but smile, not that the line he had just recited was humorous, but at the realization that this, in front of my very eyes, was the sum of what the episode had just warned against.
I cannot blame my cousin just as much as a man cannot blame a dog for consuming its own bile. It merely does not know any better, and what could be said about a man who judges things he does not have merit to judge?
throw them both back into the crypt
D-Do you guys discuss this when I leave?
You should meet actual faggots irl.
While they're fun to be around drunk, I cannot help but want to shoot them sober.
This is just pure degeneracy
> Implying this isn't exactly the troll the South Park game makers were going for
>implying the ((journalists)) are any better
>EU shitposting
>kellyanne
>rick and morty shitposting
Truly the shittiest hours when most americans are asleep
Nothing
You're always fucking here