Which would you pick?

Which would you pick?

More up to date version:
Pick Your Loli

Loli Slut
Pro: Loves fucking, will try any kinky shit you want
Neutral: Wants to fuck every time you are with her. Does not matter where you are or what you are doing.
Con: May not remain faithful, will try to get you to let other guys join in.

Loli housewife
Pro: Will cook, clean and other household tasks.
Neutral: Likes gentle, vanilla love making only.
Con: Loves shopping and doesn't work.

Pure Loli
Pro: Loves spending time with you
Neutral: Loves Headpats, cuddles and hand holding.
Con: Will not do anything lewd.

Sadist Loli
Pro: Into lolidom
Neu: Dislikes being treated like a child.
Con: Reacts poorly to criticism.

Tomboy loli
Pro: Lots of stamina
Neutral: Will expect you to keep up with her, spend time exercising.
Con: Very competitive

Office loli
Pro: Has a high paying job and good career prospects.
Neutral: Expects you to manage the household rather than have your own career.
Con: Is ALWAYS thinking about work.

Futa loli
Pro: Always up for sex.
Neutral: She has a bigger dick than you.
Con: She expects you to clean up after sex.

Yandere loli
Pros: Will do absolutely anything for you.
Neutral: Prone to psychotic episodes
Cons: You cannot pay any attention at all to any other loli.

Ojousama loli
Pros: She's loaded
Neutral: you're expected to comport yourself with the dignity due her family's station
Con: completely self centered

Deadpan loli
Pro: Is always obedient
Neutral: Never shows emotion, always speaks in monotone.
Con: Will never show you affection.

Tsundere loli
Pro: Great makeup sex
Neutral: Will Openly berate you when she disagrees.
Con: Has random mood swings.

Shy loli
Pro: Loves you more than anything
Neutral: Will dislike spending time with other people
Con: Has trouble expressing herself.

tomboy

Sadist Loli is literally the best, no cons.

Tomboy, pure, or Tsundere.

Office

Futa

Then what would you suggest as a con?

I can't think of any.

>She expects you to clean up after sex.
I assume it means to clean her up. How is that a con?

Futa is best

Tomboys ofc.
Even the cons are positive.

Extra Bonus for Budô or Martial arts Tomboys in general.

Seriously, how can you say you love her if you wouldn't lick her dick clean after sex

It means you need to clean up the liter(s) of cum she has shot all over the bed, walls and ceiling.

Loli slut of course.

Perhaps I should change it to "Is a sore loser" or "Is a sore loser and a sore winner"

Futa loli con - Will fill your holes around as much as you fill hers

>con

see I assumed that was part of the appeal for people who want a futaloli.

Housewife or tomboy. Probably tomboy.

Yandere, no doubt.

Ojousama vampire loli, please.

A futa tsundere ojousama

Since there's already Futa on a he chart, should I start adding supernatural characteristics?

Shy

Shy or Housewife

Nice anime and manga thread guys.

deadpan or office

Probably Slut, i'll just do bondage all the time so she can't escape.

Housewife if I'm being serious

Shy>futa>*>rest
* maybe tsundere here

and ofc sadist loli

Oppai Loli
Pro:???
Neutral: has large breasts
Con: is really self-conscious about her body

Ojousama loli because lolidom.

Where are all the full pictures of these lolis? Why am I going to choose with such a small picture?!

Because you are meant to pick based on personality.

Based on the descriptions shy is best

Then the loli part is irrelevant.

Office or Housewife.

Office will give me time for my two hobbies and I like cooking and stuff

Housewife because I like it vanilla.

Tomboy is the best option, there's no fucking cons. Although her positive isn't really that great.
Other than that Housewife, and shy seem pretty top tier as well.
Also 2/3rds of tsun's traits are fucking garbage, she needs a buff.

>Futa loli
>Pro: Always up for sex.
>Pro: She has a bigger dick than you.
>Pro: She expects you to clean up after sex.
I fail to see the downside

You just don't get loli, man.

>Although her positive isn't really that great.
Lots of stamina is great, in bed.

I want to do terrible things to the lady. I'm so sorry.

Learn your place, scum.

why do lolis have the best feet?

Shy>Housewife>Yandere>everything else

>Futa
Why not just admit that you're gay? Quit trying to pretend your not with this ladyboy shit.

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I want to fuck that boat.

Futa is the only correct choice

>oppail loli
>con
>has cancerous chest tumors and only has 3 months left to live

Deadpan loli. Emotionless sex is my fetish.

Shy.

Always the shy one.

Ojousama, Tsundere, and Deadpan loli.

...

Shy > Housewife > Pure

Slut
>tfw cuck

Ojousama.

see Should I change the chart to make that more clear. I assumed most would be familiar with the ridiculousness of futaloli cum.

Office, but I'm not settling for the househusband role. We can be the power couple at the office. She can be the master of management and I'll be the master of all the technical details. Together nothing can stop us from getting all of the shit done.

Shy, HOusewife or Tsundere

>but I'm not settling for the househusband role.
Then you're going to have problems.

Tsundere Oujosama is the best.

Tsundere all day every day.

Housewife loli, especially if she likes /tg/.
>You will never come home to a loli begging you to play a game so she can test out her new combo/strategy.

Futa is the best, no questions.

where's wolf-loli on the list?

Shy
i just want to be loved by someone

It's not, but if you make some suggestions I can make it happen.

fuck, marry, kill

None of the above.

From best to worst (in my opinion:)
>Pure
>Shy
>Yandere
>Housewife
>Deadpan
>Tomboy
>Ojousama
>Office
>Tsundere
>Slut
>Futa

I just want no damn drama in my relationships.

Housewife and shy are the best, futa and tsundere are the worst. Does anybody know the full pic for the housewife, by the way?

Slut, SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT SLUT

Yanyanderedere.

Tomboy or office

>Old hag
Post loli chie or get out.

> wants no drama
>yandere 3rd best

wut

Housewife or Ojou.

Deadpan and Housewife are the best ones. Always obedient translates to her being your human fleshlight while not cheating like the slut. Housewife if ur a romantic kinda person.

Can they acquire the butt slut trait?

>Yandere
>You cannot pay any attention to any other loli.

Why would you want to when you already have her?

Oi were is American loli?

Question: Do you guys like the current style or do you want me to change it to a new one? The white lines everywhere might be annoying to some people.
Also, there doesn't seem to be any con to Sadist loli, if you criticize her you'll just get more delicious lolidom.

Make some suggestions, and it will be added.

>Also, there doesn't seem to be any con to Sadist loli, if you criticize her you'll just get more delicious lolidom.
You're right. We need a better Con for Sadist.

>Make some suggestions, and it will be added.
In fact this goes for all sub-types of lolis. If you want it on the list, make suggestions and I'll see what I can do. Just don't give only a name, that's a bit too vague.

Housewife or Shy.

I will take strawberry loli.

Deapan
Tomboy
Shy
Don't have any cons desu.
I could use the exercise.

>Don't have any cons desu.
Deadpan can't ahegao.

office

Lolis are super sexy.

>Being Retarded

Early KnJ (plus the anime) art really creeps me out for some reason. I'm otherwise a fan, but there's just something about Kokonoe's face in the first few volumes.
This picture is much better.

SHY FUTA HOUSEWIFE

Ojou, Yandere and Deadpan. The rest is just pure garbage