CATALANS BTFO GENERAL - SALT MINE EDITION

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elmundo.es/cataluna/2017/10/10/59dc6cac468aebac1f8b4666.html
youtube.com/watch?v=90jA2LD5neo
lavanguardia.com/politica/20171010/431966444694/diputados-cup-no-aplauden-discurso-puigdemont.html
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shortest-lived_sovereign_states
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What a bunch of idiots

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
hhahahahahahahaahahaahahahhaahhhahahahahahahaahahaahahahhaahhhahahahahahahaahahaahahahhaahhhahahahahahahaahahaahahahhaah

**breathes**

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha

This is only the beginning, this shit will drag for years and might genuinely get ugly. What Puigdemont did is a strategic move but with huge repercussions on Spanish politics.

>whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Im Catalan and VIVA ESPAÑA MOTHERFUCKERS!

>strategic
he's a moron who is unable to comprehend the impossibility of his delusions.

Hope he slaughters you commie rats

>8 seconds

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

You don't realize how much he has shaked Spain.

People is openly talking about a constitutional reform, about a remodel of the Spanish state, about giving Catalonia a special status inside Spain.

He has already won, idiots.

I'm not indepe.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shortest-lived_sovereign_states

I'm fucking dying

SA CAGAO VIVO

Can someone give me a summary of this whole Catalan debacle?
I didn't really pay attention to it due to Las Vegas threads.

EIGHT FUCKING SECONDS

> cries in spanish

> por queeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

People are openly talking about sending the army to catalonia and sending the catalan government to prison too.

>8 SECONDS

He almost did it but nooooooooooooooo

starting to think this was masterful political maneuvering.

KILL SPAIN KILL THE COMMUNISTS

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Fuck nationalism and fuck white people.

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Catalonia shall be know as "the 8 seconds nation" from now on

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jordi you don't know shit about what people are talking about outside catalonia. And its (not) beautiful!

YOU FUCKING MONSTERS, YOU MADE THIS QT CRY

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Faggots are the masterrace.

>8000 milliseconds
You can't make this shit up lads.

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Can't believe they beat Sweden, must be bull shit

HOLY SHIT! Article 155 is being invoked. This has gone nuclear. Blood on the streets. Mayhem. Chaos. Disorder. Spain is done for!

CATALANYUA IS FUCKING FINISHED LMAO

I'M LOOKING AT A STREAM THIS SHOT IS HILARIOUS

It is, people will realize about this one year from here.

Catalonia will benefit greatly from this and Spaniards will believe they had won, it's actually amazing.

How is your evening Rufián?

The only thing he did was unite spain as one, you delusional faggot. People outside separatist and commie supporters at Podemos wants both the catalan government in jail and the central government at Madrid for managing the situation so badly and letting some random fucks swinging their dicks in front of them for so long without doing nothing.

Aww ;_;
I wish I was her boyfriend so I could comfort her

Another gun control success story.

Dosnt beat Sweden, he is just a butthurted separatist doing a great shitposting! but relax, their shitposting last less than their "country"

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Kek

Football ultras make a lot of noise, but they represent nothing in the ballot boxes.

pidgeotto master strategist

elmundo.es/cataluna/2017/10/10/59dc6cac468aebac1f8b4666.html

literally 4d chess

arrimadas CACHONDA

>opens catalan salt thread
can't find any example of salty nationalists

truly it activates my almonds manolitos

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=90jA2LD5neo

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M- muh 24-dimensional parchís!

> says no salt
> uses manolitos
exceptional self awareness

WE MADE LADS, WE ARE A NEW COUNTRY!

see

Soon to be more. We are bussy laughin at you m8

kek who did that

For when aztlan reconquista, panchito?

LOL NOPE!

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*8 seconds after*
Maybe not...

oh shit I would have loved a live feed of audience reactions

Kek
Feels good to be victorious

>it was just a prank bro , cameras right there

Dude, there is a stream showing the demonstrations at Passeig de St Joan, you can literally see the reactions and if they are crying or angry kek
You won't show that though, that marrano blood inside you compels you to lie and distort as much as you can

Show videos sweetie

frío, frío

:^)

gibsmigrant, truly you are a masterrace.

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lavanguardia.com/politica/20171010/431966444694/diputados-cup-no-aplauden-discurso-puigdemont.html

elmundo.es/cataluna/2017/10/10/59dc6cac468aebac1f8b4666.html

>Hey anons, you can pinpoint the exact moment their heart break

tfw no btfo'd qt spic gf :(

All those international media outlets just for a lolnope right in their faces, at least there were a lot of cameras to catch those priceless faces

feels good :^)

>watching catalufos
>not laughin at them in Sup Forums

wat r u casul?

>If you lose, you win

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SPAINED AGAIN!
KEKALONIA YES!

>9000 hours in paint later

8 seconds hahahahhahahahahahahdasuhdsaifhfsdahflasdf

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LMFAO

Saved

HAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

>go to work expecting civil war on television by sundown
>check the news
>see biggest cucking since the USA destroyed the British Empire during the Suez Crisis

what that 8 second meme? Did I miss something? Was not on the line for 2 days

Are cuckalonian separatist tears sweeter than liberal tears?

can someone explain how this effects europe when all is said and done please ?

because it will come to fruition eventually

yes there was a county for about 8 sec before being cucked too the history books

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shortest-lived_sovereign_states
This explains the situation quite well

Catalonia declared independence for eight seconds, then the PM said "lol jk"

A rogue commie state funded by lefties and sjw taht wanted to branch ilegaly from spain just got BTFO big time.

Lefties on suicide watch.

Based Monaco, what even goes on there?

As sweet as candy my melanin enriched fella.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shortest-lived_sovereign_states

How did those 8 seconds of independence feel you cataluñan retards?

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>pic related

KEKED

my new fav meme of 2017 thank you spain

What is the argument of NOT letting them free?
Something more than losing the richest part of country ? Legit quesh to a Spanish person !

ITS 6 SECONDS NOW? WTF LMAO