Kizumonogatari

Would you give your life for a blonde vampire with big boobs Sup Forums?

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Probably not, unless I knew I'd revive as a vampire.

Yes.

Man, they look fucking awful in this movie.

I've reached Koyomi, I've been watching everything in release order
is there anything after koyomi or I can watch Kizu after it?

Ideally, you would watch Kizu before Nise.

>giving your life for a vampire

Your psychologist Dr. Ozaki wants to have a word with you.

WHEN

Nah, they're adorable.

Why is he doing that?

what? no

Kisshot is 10/10 normally

Shes 100/10 in this movie

This

Only if she's a virgin. But kisshot looks like a massive whore that's taken many dicks in her 500+ years of immortality, so no.

Experienced is better

You are an idiot.
She's a vampire.
With powerful regenerative abilities.
She's probably an experienced virgin.

hey anons

is it wise to first watch Kizumonogatari before i get into bake/nisemonogatari?

It'll give you some backstory but I really recommend just watching in release order.

It's chronologically first but better to be watched in release order

Adn here we have actual cucks.

Nigga do whateverthefuck you want.
I watched it in release order and I enjoyed it, that's where my expertise ends.

Always watch anime in release order. Also, fuck off.

>not being a cuck in the current year

Back to tumblr

>seeing the merits of an experienced girl = cuck
Take your memes back to r9k please.

Basic order is Bake --> Nise --> SS --> Tsuki --> Owari --> Koyomi --> Kizu

reminder that watching this in chronological order like Haruhi Suzumiya is much better.

Helll no, I wouldn't get to enjoy her if I did.

Because he realized democracy, and therefore people, are shit. They might as well become sacrifice for superior beings.
Either watch bake->kizu->nise or everything released->kizu->unreleased rest.

Best fansub.

I don't know, but I wouldn't be able to just leave her either.
I'd probably say that she can't take all my blood, just enough to let us both survive, like she ended up doing to araragi anyways.

kek

>being a cuck
Take your normalfag shit back to facebook please.

It's okay when Anonymous does it

>cuck
>pic related

>unironically using the word cuck

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS BIG FAT ELEPHANT COCK

What did she mean by this?

Why not? Dying for a beautiful vampire would probably be a better use for my life than whatever else I would spend it on.

She meant that retarded crossboarders like you should fuck off.

Is this real? Never knew Shaft will shill for Nintendo, fucking sell outs.

If you're trolling I'm not impressed.
If you're not, I am.

>crossboarders like you
>implying they subs aren't real
Its not my fault the translator decided to spit memes all over the script.

Quiet, memelord.

>unmarried European princess
>death machine
>hated vampire with no social contact
>kind-of knew Seishirou
>back to hated vampire
>met Araragi
There's a decent chance that she's still a virgin.

For Haruhi it makes sense, especially when you have all 26 episodes because going through S2 after S1 and thus ending on Haruhi at her lowest point is retarded. For Monogatari, it makes no sense to do chronological especially when several arcs are literally told as Araragi telling another character about this thing that happened.

>responding to bait

If you only watch S1 of Haruhi, TV order is better.

Definitely, but why would anyone do that nowadays, at least for their first viewing? I can understand wanting to rewatch just S1 because I've done it several times, but for most, especially when you get all 26 episodes in the more popular torrents, you might as well go with the "new" broadcast order of 2009.

Damn they're big.

Probably the least painful method of suicide if you ask me.

>They might as well become sacrifice for superior beings.

GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH

Are there any anons that can confirem if there are some good subs out yet?

Check them for yourself faggot

There aren't and I want to die

Some user is supposedly making new subs using his limited japanese skills and the Vertical translation.

But honestly I don't trust any user translator... specially after watching these subs.

Kizu II US release when?

I hope never.

okay

They still ain't said when.

Just 4 more years bud

her tits keep getting bigger.

nah she probably caught a few Ds as the princess charm faded and then again with Seishirou.

Is there a good subtitling for dummies guide? Like how many words on a line before linebreaks, minimum amount of time for each line, etc.

No, I definitely wouldn't. She is not good enough.
Make her a cute small flat vampire that has the appearance of a 8 year old little though, and I would definitely give my life without problem.

You are an idiot.

Just watch a decently subbed episode of literally anything and copy it, it's really not that hard

Anyone can sub anime, even if they barely know any Japanese. The problem is that you have to have shitloads of free time and actual motivation to get it done

Not really, I took a subtitling class in uni and all they taught us was not to have more than 2 lines of text at a time onscreen, use fonts with outlines and not to clutter up a lot of text.

True beauty.

Why?
Cute girls are far better than old hags.

Why does everyone in this have a bloody tumblr nose, though?

this tumblr meme should really stop

>I took a subtitling class in uni

Daiz is a professor now?

tumblr nose is usually more rounded and redder though

It's called a joke.

yes

One class he took all my NaPaTa and Minato Fumi doujinshi and threatened me with legal action.

Just watched it with my native language subs. They were decent and I also read Vertical TL twice so it doesn't matter
It was beautiful and magnificent. Oishi did it again.

hahah

They look pretty round and red to me, mate.

cyka

You should have heeded the warnings!

Anyone remember shinobu's age when she eats the first limb? I want her long hair back.

I remember this image being like ten times longer

Next stop

In this case it's arguable that it's the result of an unreliable narrator.

i dont have the newer ones

>Destroying Kill la Kill leaks
I don't remember this.

This

Glad to see one of Sup Forums's greatest traditions is still alive and well despite both studios being relatively irrelevant as of late

The work of Daiz's psy ops program to erase his crimes from public memory.

She is too beatiful. I can't handle it.

Only garbage cab stop him now.

Short hair looks better on her, desu.

...

Some human life isn't worth saving

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English speakers step your shit up, this was uploaded almost a day ago.

God, I am so tired of purity-fags. If you love that shit so much, move to Saudi Arabia.

virus

Nice shitpost.

Shaft likes homage.

is that her cock

Holy fuck that entire subway scene