End me now

>"America is the greatest country in the world."
Oh neat, what about my country?
>"No, UK is shit"
Oh :( Well can I come to your country?
>"No fuck off, you have to be born here for that right, i plopped out a vagina to earn my spot! You gotta jump through all these hoops we invented because we don't want to share our success!"
Oh, well maybe i'll stay here and make my country better.
>"You'll spend your entire life grinding away while I have a fantastic time here, being long dead before the country even gets to where we are"

Wow I sure do want to try in life.

Anyone else here from a real country with actual problems? Why have you not offed yourself yet?

>getting this assmad at some bantz

Your ancestors had two full centuries to emigrate. And if they valued free religion and owning guns, they would have.

>implying its bantz
Enjoy your pleasure cruise, I'll be here in the real world actually having to try.
With my tiny British house, barely any freedoms and no guns.

Sins of the father.

That's not my fault, I didn't choose the vagina to fall out.

If the RAISE act passes you will have a very good chance at being able to live here too if you want.

That's not even true. You couldn't have possibly fallen from any other vagina.

.
It's just bantz
Come to New England

Easy for you to say in your golden kingdom.

"If", I'd rather not get my hopes up. You'll probably twist it to be another barrier so you can laugh at us.

Can't your immigration is the hardest in the world.

I've always wished I was american my whole life

Well too bad. Prepare to live the rest of your entire life.

No it's literally the truth. Had (you) fallen from some other vagina (you) wouldn't be you, but rather some other user.

Just marry an American girl.
British accents make them wet

there aren't many american women in the UK

This is an unfortunate reality.

>2nd biggest cuckcapitol behind commiefornia
Don't

why is it unfortunate, brits and americans are the same genetic heritage

>implying most of us are Anglos

So its fate that I have to live with this? The entire laws of the universe wanted me here to be unhappy? Well great.

see: I'm also just tired that if I lived in the 1800-1900 i could of just got on a boat, no questions asked. But now its just impossibly hard to even qualify. Also Marriage doesn't guarantee.

Americans have drilled it into my head only females like it because it's different, everyone else just thinks its faggy.

It's not like life is super fantastic all the time here. We have leftists, Jews, fat women, and the worst nigger population in the world - even africa niggers hate our niggers.

But you don't get a 'take a plane to Paradise free' card, you have to work to improve your own country that same way we did ours. If you strike down leftists and scum you have our support and we can be allies.

>Britbomgs being this insecure and beta

You guys used to rule the world and now youre just a place for immigrants to come and earn some ez money

Im half german, blond hair, blue eyes, 6'3''

did this all happen on the internet?

Uh, we regularly accept skilled immigrants from the UK and have fairly liberal work-visa rules when it comes to international employment.

Get yourself a decent career.

Or take the easy way and marry an American.

>"that same way we did ours"
The same way your ancestors did*
You just plopped out a vagina, don't pull that shit on me. Why should I waste my whole life doing this? Why not just off myself and be done with it?

You can thank the 1965 immigration act for ruining that for you.
LBJ was a faggot.
Fun fact: His grave stone is eroding away because so many people stop by his plot in Texas to piss on it

This would explain a lot...

Fine i'll slave away with that, congrats on being born in paradise already.

Exactly, a bunch of faggots immigrated there, realised it was good. then they all said "Hey this is sweet, fuck lets make really hard immigration systems so we don't have to share it with any more europeans"

Everywhere kinda sucks dude... I live in the USA but there's icky niggers everywhere (except where I live).

So it really comes down to how hard your government is throat fucking you, no lube, no safe word.

Look, I don't care how bad off you are, there's tons of old busted skeezers here that no one will be too pissed about if they are your ticket to citizenship. Seriously, I don't think it's be that hard to get one to marry you.

If we let in any asshole who wanted a piece of the pie then we wouldn't be great for very long now would we?

You stay where you are, your problems and bullshit can stay with you.

this guy again
just buy a plane ticket and stop posting here
in fact post here from now on

>Fine i'll slave away with that, congrats on being born in paradise already.
you have a looser's attitude mate

Have you visited the American southwest lately?
That's literally what is happening before Trump turned ICE back on. Our country is under occupation.

No, you've told us over and over and over again that the USA is amazing.

Congrats on being born in the right place. You're clubs gonna remain exclusive don't worry.

No, change the immigration policy!

We're working on it.
Thank king nigger for fucking up the country because of course he did.

Letting more idiots in isn't gonna help.

The fact that you have such a defeatist attitude and refuse to strive to change things is why your country is turning to shit. You want to start with everything in life perfect and give up if it's not. Imagine you were born in the US, but you were 5'2" with down syndrome, confined to a wheelchair, and a nog or poo or something that means your highest possible IQ is 74. What would you do then?

You haven't even listed a single objective metric of something you prefer in the US over the UK, you argue like a woman.

The hard work, sacrifice, and ability to actually plan for the future that my ancestors had is the same mental process I have that I will pass down to my kids. This is why we can have nice things while you contemplate killing yourself instead of how to pass value to your offspring like a productive member of society instead.

If your parents weren't such faggots then they would make sure you were born in the right place, they had that choice.

Get pissed at them, they failed you not us.
They choose to have you in a socialist shit hole.

I wish birth wasn't guaranteed citizenship, I wish we could all be put into a pool together and only the people who earn it can go there.

But that's not the world we live in.

I can go back the ancestry tree far enough to get pissed at you directly.
Also: And you choose to make it harder for me to get out.

If mexican americans vote for more mexican immigrants, then I will vote for anything that brings in white immigrants.
It's how this has to work.

Gtfo of here you revolting faggot. USA is the centre of degeneracy. You fell for their memes.


Kill yourself NOW.

here's one for all you burgers to screencap

>Bongs are jealous of the USA
Every time a bong criticise the USA it is just them venting their jealousy. Through a childhood of american culture most brits wish they were american, and they really resent the fact they were born on the wrong side of the pond.

Next time a bong criticises you feel free to post this image, and say 'there,' there bong'

t. bong

I don't want to have children, because no one deserves this.

It's a lot easier not having a defeatist attitude and telling me what to do in life when you already started in easy mode.

Whatever you say faggot.

Next time don't tell people they can't be protestant and they won't make you look like a bunch of faggots with a God complex.

Give shit, get shit.

Okay, I will end you now. Just a moment please.

You know I kid and got your back.

They're advertising a product they ain't selling though.

Fine, close the tab, go back to your champagne.
Also to use God as an example, it's like dying and going to hell because your great great great grandfather sinned. Doesn't make any sense.

>Why not just off myself and be done with it?
I'm drawing a blank on this one DESU

>No, change the immigration policy!

no, why don't you stop being a faggot, you live in a 1st world country and you've been complaining about it for months, maybe you shouldn't have been raised to be a weak man baby

Cosy looking.

For as long as this problem exists, I shall complain.

i'm willing to bet you've done absolutely nothing productive to seriously plan a move to the U.S.A. besides googling it for 5 minutes. you blame everyone and everything but yourself and the worst of it is you don't even realize it.

what problem?

I've been trying since October last fucking year! None of you fucks are hiring H1Bs!
As points out, I've been complaining about this for months!

>ain't
You really are an Ameriboo aren't you?

you're a embarrassing person, not because you hate the country you live in, but because you complain about it like you live in fucking Zimbabwe or something, can you at least change your flag or something

the problem this thread is centred around.

The grass isn’t always greener on the other side, I would have much rather have been born in a more homogeneous and safer country in Europe, like Seitzerland for example. Most of this country is a crumbling shithole only being held up by the few patriots we still have left, along with our barely remaining white majority.

there isn't a problem because the UK isn't shit
you could have been cursed to live in Africa or Asia, you lucky

*you're lucky

wut?

I've given up on life, don't care how embarrassing I am.

Just not lucky enough.

Just a side note, because of my severe scoliosis I doubt if a H1B offer was ever accepted they'd let me.

I'm not against you coming as long as you're white. You should do it. Failing that take back your fucking country or die trying. Liberty is a constant battle.

Do you say ain't in bongland?

i like the history of the uk and have only mart one asshole brit in my life

Yeah we do

Fully white, Anglo.

Did you know that separate places have separate cultures?

Did you know that often these cultures have incompatible or inferior values that lead to friction, violence and atrocity?

Did you know that someone raised from birth into a specific culture will always and forever fit within that culture?

Did you know that cultural friction is one of the primary causes of warfare and strife and that ALL COUNTIRES ON EARTH have immigration policies that more or less require the applicant to, on some level, assimilate?

Then again, you're a yuropoor, so you ignore all of the above-stated evident truths to keep importing immigrants and refugees to turn your entire continent into a fucking Caliphate.

>I've given up on life

there's your answer, kill yourself

Too scared still, the plan is just think about until I get the balls to go ahead.

US and UK culture isn't that insanely different though. I'd fit in a lot quicker than say someone from Zimbabwe.

>boo fucking hoo I can't be amurkian :((((
brits are literally the most vile, spineless and worthless people

Sorry your majesty.

good, now let this thread die along with your dreams
sage, traitorous cocksucker

>brit can't get to america
how?
is the immigration system that cucked for white europeans?

1965 act is bullshit, read into it. Also reminder that before the 1920s I could just get on a boat and live there, no hassle.

No

Sorry Nigel, but you're doomed to be an Islamic caliphate by 2050. I can't help but feel bad for you Britbongs who aren't delusional about the state of their country and want to actually get out, but can't.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I know America is doomed to be Brazil 2.0 by 2050 as well, but the state I live in (Maine) is going to predominantly white until the day I die, as far as I can tell.
The northern half of Maine in particular is always going to be several hundred miles of white man's land, no matter how much cultural enrichment gets rammed down our throat.
If you can get out of that tiny island of yours and away from the Paki hordes, OP, then you'll always be welcome in Maine. While we have a disdain for out-of-staters, that's mostly directed towards Massholes and punk niggers from NY coming up here to sling dope.

>"then you'll always be welcome in Maine."
Your government and immigration system says otherwise.

Just get a lobster costume and bob across the ocean to our shores. You'll be welcomed with open arms.

either:
a) Die out at sea
b) Arrive, immediately quarantined and questioned. Sent to asylum facility, spend months there or die. Get processed and deported back home.
c) shot

Those alternatives are better than your current situation, desu.

true

All of North America is going to be a clone of South America by 2050 my dude, The New World is fucked.
Stay where you are and raise a family.